StR: So I'm playing to have a special Christmas chapter with a special surprise.

Y: What is it?

StR: It's a surprise!

Y: I wont tell anyone!

StR: It's going to be special…you just have to remind me when Christmas gets closer.

Y: I knew there was a catch.

StR: Enjoy!

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Chapter 5: Racing!

So it's Monday and the gang is heading to Koenma's office. Why? A mission but you probably figured that out, right? Yusuke and Kuwabara came into Koenma's office snickering.

"HELLO!" shouted Rei. The two jumped at her voice. I mean she's been gone for three days and here she is sitting on a couch in Koenma's office eating instant raman. "So get the house clean?"

"Yeah with no help from you!" yelled Yusuke. Kurama and Hiei came in shortly after. Once Hiei saw Rei he glared his most deadly glare yet.

"What? What I do?" Rei asked Kurama.

"Well…"

Flashback…

Yusuke and Kuwabara were trying to find their boxes, even though Kuwabara doesn't have one but he doesn't know that, they found Rei's box and on top was the tape player. Being the curious people they are, they played it. Hiei's blackmail tape was in there and he walked in right in the middle of it.

End…

Rei gasped. "Hiei, I didn't mean for them to find that! I'm so sorry! You went threw my stuff!" yelled Rei.

"It was on top of the box!" yelled Yusuke.

"Yeah and what's with not taking my stuff down stairs!" yelled Kuwabara.

Koenma cleared his throat. "I hate to break this argument up but we have a mission." Rei giggled a little and tried to keep the rest of her laughter inside. "What?"

"YOU ARE SO CUTE IN YOUR BABY FORM!" squealed Rei. Tick marks appeared on his forehead as he transformed into his teenage form.

"THIS IS WHY I'M ALWAYS IN TEENAGE FORM AROUND YOU!"

"Deep breaths Koenma," said the blue ogre. "In and out. In and out." Koenma clamed down and sighed.

"Any way, there is this demon named Kariudo you need to catch. He and his gang are killing innocent demons. You will find him at Mickey's: Maki's #1 Motorcycle racetrack. You need to capture him without killing him! You will go under cover as a racer or mechanic and race Kariudo to catch him off guard."

"But none of us know how to ride a motorcycle," said Kuwabara.

Rei shot her hand up. "Oh I do! I do!" shouted Rei. Koenma ignored her.

"Yes I know, that's the problem," he said. Rei tugged on his shirt.

"I know how!"

"You guys are going to have to wing it." They weren't really paying attention to him. They were watching Rei dance around Koenma saying 'I do!'

"Um Koenma sir I think Rei can drive a motorcycle," said Kurama, sweat dropping.

"Thank you!" shouted Rei.

"No, no she can't."

"What? Yes I can Koenma!" Rei started pulling on him shirt. "Let me race! Let me race!"

"NO!"

"Please!"

"Not a chance!"

"But I'm the only one!"

"WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, STUPID? Don't answer that."

"But-"

"Just let her!" yelled Hiei.

"Don't get your frilly skirt in a bunch, Hiei," snorted Kuwabara. Him and Yusuke looked at each other and fell on the floor laughing. Hiei was surrounded in flames glaring at them then at Rei and back to them boys. All three of them gulped and sunk away.

"Okay Rei can race," sighed Koenma. Rei squealed and took her keys from Koenma, who some how had them. He also gave her and everyone else a fake ID. "Okay always keep your helmet on. They don't let girls race."

"Good thing your name can be a guys name to," said Yusuke.

"Good thing these ID don't have pictures on them."

"One problem," said Yusuke.

"What's that?" asked Koenma.

"How are we going to hide these?' he said squeezing Rei's chest. She screamed and slapped him. He flew through the door breaking it. Hiei had his hand griped onto his sword. No one noticed…well no one but our favorite kitsune.

'Interesting,' he thought.

"I don't want to be a mechanic!" wined Kuwabara. They were at the racetrack unloading stuff they brought for the race from the trailer thingy that hooked onto Yusuke's truck. Rei was changing into her uniform.

"Shut up!" yelled Hiei.

"I wonder what's taking Rei," wondered Kurama.

"Who knows," said Yusuke. A finger went down Yusuke's spine, sending chills throughout him.

"You're in my way," said Rei. Yusuke spun around fast.

"DON'T DO THAT!" yelled Yusuke. He looked at Rei's outfit. She had a black and deep purple jumpsuit with a black helmet on.

"So do I look like a guy?" she asked.

"Yeah. Where'd they go?" he asked rubbing her chest area. Rei slapped him.

"You never learn do you?" The others just shook their heads and sweat dropped. A guy with spiky black hair and weird red tattoo on the right side of his face came over. He wore a gray jumpsuit. He had his hand around some girl who looked like a slut. Some other guy were behind them. He walked up to Rei.

"My names Kariudo. Welcome," he said.

"Yo," said Rei in a fake guys voice.

"So where's your girl?"

"My girl? Uh…she's ah…" Kariudo walked over to Kurama, who had his hair up. He grabbed Kurama's hand.

"Is this her? She's cute."

"Um dude…that's a guy. One of my mechanics."

"This is a guy?" yelled Kariudo.

"Yeah," said Rei. "That's um…Kay. Yeah the spiky haired one is Hiki, the black hair one is uh…Yu…Yuki and the tallest one is uh…Kuku because he's crazy." The boy's glared at her. I don't think they liked their names.

"Okay…well this is Jewel and these are my mechanics," said Kariudo.

"Cool."

"I'll see you on the track. Oh and I better she your girl." Kariudo lefty and Rei sighed.

"Yuki?" yelled Yusuke.

"Sorry," said Rei.

"Kuku? Kuku?" yelled Kuwabara.

"It's the only thing I could think of at the time. The biggest problem now is I have to find a girl." Everyone thought for a second and then smiled.

"You guys owe me so much!" said Botan.

"Hey at least you don't have to pretend to be a guy," said Rei. Everyone was down in their assigned pit stop. Kariudo came over and nodded approval.

"Cute girl. I except. Now lets get this race going!" he said. He ran to his bike, which was already at the start line.

"Oh I'm so glade he approves!" said Rei taking her bike out to the starting line. It was a black bike with purple flames on the side.

"Sweet bike," said Kariudo. "Let me take a better look…PVM alloy wheels, good, good. A Carbon-fiber muffler AND a stainless steel exhaust pipe! No way! Is that Titanium shocks on the front and a quantum gas cart for the rear mono? MAGNESIUM BRAKES!"

"Yup! I also got custom ground cams and head with matching pistons! Not to mention ceramic connecting rods!"

"Do you have any idea what they're talking about?" Yusuke asked Kuwabara.

"Not a clue," he said. (A/N: Actually I'm as clueless as they are. I got all my info from a manga. It's Oh My Goddess! by Kosuke Fujishima. Please enjoy the rest of the chap.)

"You still wont beat me and my bike!" said Kariudo getting on his bike. It was gray and black, nothing special.

"We'll see," said Rei getting on to her bike.

"Okay people! Lets get this race started! No rules except the first on to the finish line after 50 laps wins!" said the announcer. The engines started roaring. "Ready…GO!" After the first ten laps Rei and Kariudo were in the lead neck and neck. Kariudo smirked and pressed a button on his handle. Oil came out the side of his bike making Rei swerve into a wall.

"Rei!" the guys and Botan yelled from the pit. Rei came jetting out of the dust in last place.

I heard Hiei yell I worry which made me wonder why. Botan had always told me that he was cold hearted and Anti-social. He wasn't like exactly like that the week before.

'So that's how they want to play,' thought Rei. Rei sped up back to Kariudo in the 20th lap. She would have got there sooner except everyone was playing dirty which really started to tick her off.

"I need a tire change and oil change!" said Rei. It wasthe 25th lapwhen shewent back to the pit. Yusuke and Kurama went to put a new tire on and Kuwabara changed the oil. Hiei came over to Rei. "They're killing me out there!"

"Just play the game they're playing," said Hiei.

"But that's not right."

"Do you really have a chose?"

"No." Rei began to laugh, "Okay I'll just shoot them if they get in my way!"

"You do that." Rei went back to her bike and sped off again.

By the 40th round only Rei and Kariudo were left due to some explosions that came out of nowhere. They were tied 'til the 48th round.

'Time for my secret weapon!' thought Rei. She pressed a button that said turbo on her handlebars. Rei zipped down the track. Rei went wide-eyed when she saw two rockets come towards her. The explosion came soon afterwards.

"Told him he wouldn't win," said Kariudo. "WHAT?" Rei sped out of the dust with a purple barrier around her.

"Man that was a close on!" panted Rei. "Okay no more Miss nice girl!" Rei turned fully around on her bike with her rocket launcher. She shot a rocket at Kariudo.

"One of these days I going to figure out were she hides these things," said Hiei.

"And the winner who beat the undefeated champ, Rei!"

Kariudo came up to Rei and put out his hand. "Good job," he said. Rei smiled under her helmet and put a handcuff on his wrist.

"You are under arrest for the murder of innocent demons and…" she said pulling off her helmet, "You just got beat by a girl!"

"WHAT? YOU TRICKED ME!" yelled Kariudo; "I was going to let you in my gang!"

"Oh boo hoo! I guess I'll just have to get over it……………I'm over it." Yusuke and the others came up with Kariudo's gang in cuffs.

"I'll call Koenma for a portal," said Botan.

"And Yusuke will help me put my bike stuff away!" said Rei.

"Don't go deciding things for other people!" yelled Yusuke.

"You're going to do it!" said Rei with her gun to Yusuke's forehead.

"Yeah, of course I will!" quivered Yusuke.

Rei instantly turned happy. "Good."

"Is it good?" Rei asked Hiei. Hiei looked up from his breakfast and swallowed the food in his mouth.

"Hn," he simply said. Rei and Hiei were quietly eating waffles and sausage courtesy of the 16-year-old pyromaniac.

Rei glared at him. "Hn? What does that mean?" she yelled. Where were the others you ask? Back in the human world at school for it is Tuesday.

Hiei glared back. "I don't have to explain my self to you. And to answer you're question, your food sucks." Rei started shooting at Hiei, who was dodging. Of course Koenma decided to pop in at that particular time and almost got hit by a tray bullet. Rei and Hiei stopped instantly.

"Hiei catch!" whispered Rei. Hiei looked over to see a gun flying at him. Of course he caught before it hit him in the face 'cause he's that cool. "His fault!" Rei pointed her finger at Hiei.

"What?" yelled Hiei. He threw the gun back at Rei and smacked her in the head.

"You did not just throw my gun!" yelled Rei aiming her infamous rocket launcher at Hiei. Koenma sighed and took out a beaded bracelet.

"If you don't want me to use this then stop!" he roared.

Rei instantly stopped and saluted. "Yes sir!"

"Good, now come with me Rei."

"Okie dokie!" Rei followed Koenma out the door leaving Hiei bewildered.

"It seems are new friend has some important info but won't tell us, so I need you to get it out of him. Can you do that?" said Koenma.

"Of course," said Rei, eyes flashing red.

"Hello again," said Rei.

"You again," growled Kariudo. The two were in a all white room with just a table and two chairs. Rei rested her head on her hand and leaned her elbow on the arm of the chair.

"It seems you have some info concealed in that little mind of yours."

"Yeah, so?"

"Spirit World wants it."

"That's exactly why I'm not giving it up!"

"You might want to rethink that." The room darkened and purple glowing eyes appeared and right behind Rei came two glowing red eyes that pierced right into the bottom of your soul. A terrified scream and evil laughter rang throughout Koenma's castle.

StR: Scary, scary!

H/glares/

StR: What's wrong with you?

H: …

StR: Whatever. Thank you for the idea, sugar high water uma. Anyway I hope you like this chapter. Read on and review.

H: I hate you.

StR: I can anyone tell me what I did?

K: I think he read your mind for what the special surprise is for the Christmas chapter is.

StR: That's not fair!