Disclaimer: I do not own Legion of Super-Heroes, All That, or the Rocky Horror Picture show.

Well, chapter seven. How did it get to this? I don't know, and I don't care. And if the sayings stop getting funny, I've got me a good ol' trump card. The best I'm doing so enjoy!

"And now, from the man who said 'does this thing on my face look like Marilyn Monroe?', It's Tenzil Kem With Vital Information For Your Everyday Life."

"No really, does it?"

"My parents divorced because of you!" the off screen voice yells. "Wah wah wah. Blab to someone who cares! Now come over here and put your hands inside this blender!" "I don't wanna!"

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in labor, BREATH!"

"Elvis once said "I can't help falling in love with you." I can't help staring at that thing on your neck."

"If you break into someone's house, and their living room looks exactly like yours with the exact same pictures on the wall, chances are, you're a moron."

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. What the hell am I gonna do with a tree?!"

"George W. Bush said 'Four more years!' Four more years? NO!!!! Oh God what did we do to deserve this?!"

"Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top-Holy crap a baby got stuck in a tree!"

"When I did something wrong and I got punished, my parents would say "now son this is for your own good." Then they would cover me in honey and stick me in a bear cave."

"The secret to the perfect Thanksgiving? One cooked turkey and enough Valium to knock out Elvis. Happy Holidays!"

"Never take candy from strangers. Take their money!"

"Don't eat yellow snow... without a little cottage cheese! Mmmmmm-hmm! Now THAT's good eatin'!"

"Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear! Sometimes that last part isn't an option."

"Everyone thinks time travel is so complicated. When really, it's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right!" Tenzil starts dancing. "Put your hands on your hips! You bring your knees in tight! But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane! Let's do the time warp again!"

"This has been Tenzil Kem with Vital Information for your Every Day Life."

"Jazz hands, everybody!"