StR: HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO! I'm sorry it took so long. I got……WRITER'S BLOCK!
Y: So sad.
StR: I know.
Y: I was being sarcastic.
StR: Shut up. Here's the chapter. Review afterwards please!"
I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you'll take the prize. The hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in your face!
-Jin
Chapter 12: Come Back Hiei's Body!
"Yeah, okay I'll tell them. Bye Hatori," said Ayame. He put his light blue cell phone back in his pocket and turned to the gang, who were playing cards.
"So is Rei okay?" asked Botan.
"Yeah Hatori said that she can't come in here yet until tonight, so her and Hiei are going to hang around Meltokyo."
"Wait, Hiei agreed to hang around with Rei for the day?" asked Kurama in disbelief.
"Well…not exactly. Rei had to blackmail him!" Everyone face faulted.
"Ha, sounds like Rei," said Soeki. He looked at his watch and got up. " Ayame, Imai we should go."
"Why?" wined Ayame.
"You have a challenge and I promised Imai's mom I'd get him home before lunch. He has collage tomorrow and he needs to study."
"Dude, how old are you?" asked Kuwabara.
"Eight," said Imai. The gang's jaws dropped.
"You're really smart!" yelled Yusuke.
"Naw, not as smart as Kurama and Rei."
"Rei? You're kidding?"
"No, he's not. She just doesn't act smart. Even if she doesn't come to school, she can still pass all the tests with flying colors, " said Ayame.
"You're kidding!"
"No!"
"Wait if Kurama's smarter than Imai and Imai's in collage, then why isn't Kurama in collage?" asked Kuwabara.
"I want to go threw high school like a normal human," said Kurama.
"But you're not normal," said Yusuke. Kurama sighed.
With Hiei and Rei…
"Look Hiei a Makai fair! Let's go, let's go!" said Rei dragging him by the wrist.
"I don't really have a choice, do I?" he asked unemotionally.
"Nope!" Hiei sighed and continued to let himself be dragged.
"Look Hiei a roller coaster!" yelled Rei. Hiei glared at it.
Rei skipped out of the exit of the roller coaster while Hiei slowly walked out.
"YET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"
"No!"
"Aww, does Hiei have a tummy ache," Rei asked in a baby voice.
"Shut up," he growled.
"Let's go get some food!"
"Look Hiei-"
"Will you stop that!"
"Stop what?"
"Saying 'Look Hiei' in that annoying perky voice! You're starting to make me miss Kuwabara." Rei started to tear up. "Wait, no, don't start crying…" More tears came. "Look-stop-don't! Calm down! I'm- " Hiei struggled to say the word. "I'm-"
"Sorry?" she said instantly perking up. Fire surrounded Hiei.
"YOU-"
Rei cut him off "Look a magic show! Come on Hiei!" she said grabbing Hiei's hand. A small hard to notice blush crossed Hiei's face. It quickly went away way we he realized he was doing it.
"Welcome all! My lovely assistant and I are so happy you could come! My name is Vatoli Van Beuen Banana Vanna Bobanna Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser Camatira Manira Focotally Rochelle, but you may call me Vatoli the Magnificent," said the magician in a fake Italian accent. "For my first trick…" An hour went by and Vatoli was ready for his final act. "For my final trick I will need a volunteer. Anyone?" No one got up, no one raised their hands, all you could hear were crickets. Rei eyed Hiei who was sleeping. A malicious grin appeared on her face. She slammed her heel on Hiei's foot. He shot up.
"WHAT THE HELL!" he yelled.
"Ah, sir thank you for volunteering!"
"What?"
"Aw Hiei that's so sweet!" cried Rei.
"I'm not doing anything!"
"Do it or you're exposed," she said quietly. Hiei growled and stomped onto stage cursing on the way up. The assistant came out with a black furred dog with a white spot around his eye. Rei stiffened when she saw it. Hiei eyed the dog and the dog eyed him back.
"I will switch theses two's bodies. The dog will become the man and the man will become the dog. "
"What? I didn't agreed to this!" yelled Hiei
"To bad." Vatoli chanted some strange words and Hiei started to glow along with the dog. A bright light flashed, temporary blinding everyone. When the light faded everything looked the same except the fact that the dog now had a scowl on his face and Hiei had a dumb look on his face. "Now I will prove to you that they switched places. Shiru, sit boy." Hiei dropped his butt to the floor, barked, and let his tongue hang out of his mouth. The dog started growling. "Now I will ask the young lady how was with this man to come up please." A spotlight shined on Rei who was laughing her butt off. She stopped when she realized all eyes were on her. She cautiously walked up to the stage. "Now can you please tell me which is your friend?" Rei looked form the goofy face Hiei to the glaring dog. Rei pointed to the dog. "There you have it!" Hiei, the one in the dog body, started barking.
"Um…I think he wants his body back," said Rei.
"Of course." He chanted though same strange words again but this time nothing happened. He recited the chant ten times before Rei got irritated.
"Why isn't Hiei back in his body yet!" yelled Rei.
"Well…Goodbye!" he said losing his Italian accent and threw a smoke bomb on the floor. When the smoke cleared everything was gone: Vatoli, the unnamed assistant, even the stage.
"Well this isn't good," said Rei. The demon audience started to filter out. "So what are we gonna do now?" Hiei growled in anger. "Maybe Koenma knows something. Come on- HIEI WHERE'D YOUR BODY GO?" Hiei and Rei started to look around when they saw Shiru chasing a squirrel. This won't be such a bad thing if Hiei's body didn't have super speed. The two started chancing after the runaway body. "Wait Hiei's body, come back!"
"Come on Kurama, do my homework!" pleaded Yusuke.
"No, I'll only help you on it," said Kurama not looking up from his math homework.
"Right and the best way for you to help me is to do it for me!"
"Yusuke did you ever think what would happen if the teacher asked you to explained on of the problems," asked Keiko.
"I just flick him off!"
"Or not go to class," suggested Kuwabara. Botan hit him over the head.
"Don't give him any ideas!" she yelled.
"STOP BEING SO STUBBORN!" yelled Rei form the doorway.
"Are Rei and Hiei fighting again?" asked Yukina.
"Lets go see," said Yusuke. When they got to the door they saw Rei attempting to pull Hiei, who had a leach around his neck, into the house. A dog was helping pull the leash with its teeth. Hiei was on all fours trying to get away.
"Um…Rei? What are you doing to Hiei?" asked Yusuke.
"This isn't Hiei! Well, it's his body but it's not him!"
"Huh?" they all asked.
"Well you see, it's a funny story actually," said Rei. "You see there was this magician named, Vatoli Van Beuen Banana Vanna Bobanna Alkalinelia Xifax…ummmmm…Whatever the rest of his name was, and he well his last trick was…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He…haha…switched…hehe…Hiei and the dogs soul…hehehe…you see now…hehe…HIEI'S A DOG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Rei fell to the floor laughing, accidentally letting go of the leash. Hiei also let go of the leash to yell, er, bark at Rei. Because of the pulling Hiei's body was doing when they let go he flew into a wall. Rei stopped laughing and Hiei stopped barking to see Shiru head for the door. Rei and Hiei pounced onto his body. "I'M NOT CHASING AFTER YOU AGAIN!" In only a few minutes they were able to, with the help of the others, get Shiru tied to a chair that Kuwabara was sitting on.
"So how were you able to get Hiei's body the first time seeing how he still has his speed?" asked Yusuke sitting with his arms crossed on the couch. Rei thought back to earlier.
"Come back Hiei's body!" yelled Rei. Hiei was right behind her barking. Hiei's body instantly stopped. Rei and Hiei slid to a stop waiting for the dog's next move. The dog, who remember was in Hiei's body, turned his head around. A flash of craziness crossed his eyes when he looked at Rei. Rei's face turned scared as she turned to run. The dog started to chase Rei. She ran screaming and crying. Now if you didn't know what was happing and you saw these crazy people you would be scared to. See here's how it went: Some girl was getting chased by a guy with a crazy look on his face and a dog running after them. Rei jumped into a tree and Hiei's body sat at the bass of the tree barking. Hiei came over and slipped the leash around his body's neck.
"Uh…he just came to me," said Rei. Not a lie but not the truth. Hiei hned in dog language.
"So how do we change him back?" asked Kuwabara. Everyone ponder for a second and then looked at Kurama.
"Um…Well I guess I can try to make a remedy for my plants but I afraid there's a slim chance of it working."
Yusuke and Kuwabara were struggling to put the potion in Hiei's body's mouth while Botan and Kurama were trying to get Hiei's mouth open. Yusuke and Kuwabara sighed and gave up.
"This isn't working," said Rei.
"Maybe if you helped it would!" yelled Yusuke. "Can't you call Hatori or someone?"
"Um…well Hatori's just a doctor…Oh, Gomi! Gomi can help!"
"Gomi, who's Gomi?" asked Kuwabara. Rei didn't answer and whipped out her cell phone. "Gomi? It's Rei. I need you're help when came you get here…Okay thanks." When Rei hung up her phone the doorbell rang. Rei skipped to the door and opened it. A guy with short black hair and brown eyes came in.
"Everyone meet Gomi. Gomi meet everyone," said Rei.
"So what's the problem?" asked Gomi in a smooth voice. "Wait let me guess." He walked over to Hiei and his body. "These two need to get back in their own body's."
"Hey, how'd you know that?" asked Kuwabara.
"Their energy's aren't fit for the bodies their in. Soul switching is my power. Let's get started." Gomi crossed his arms and closed his eyes. As he concentrated, red energy formed around his hands. He uncrossed his arms and the two soul switched beings glowed a similar red. When the energy faded the goofy face Hiei changed to an unemotional one and the frowning dog changed to a relaxed one.
"Hiei?" whispered Rei. Hiei glared at Rei. She slowly crept behind Gomi.
"You!" growled Hiei.
"Me?" quivered Rei.
"This is all your fault!" Hiei launched for Rei but was pummeled by Shiru. "Get off of me you damn dog!" Shiru growled and barded its fangs at Rei. Rei hissed back. Hiei pushed the dog off of him and went over to the windowsill. The dog forgot about Rei and went over to the girls wanting to get petted.
"Aww!" squealed Botan, Yukina, and Keiko petting the dog.
"Can we keep it?" asked Botan.
"NO!" yelled Rei.
"Why not?" asked Keiko.
"'Cause…Fang is a tiger and tigers are cats. Cats and Dogs don't mix."
"But Fangs never here anyway," said Botan.
"Yeah but…"
"Me thinks they don't know what type of demon you are," said Gomi.
"Come to think of it, we don't," said Kurama.
"I'm a cat," said Rei.
"Kitty!" yelled Kuwabara. "Can I see it?"
"No. I'm forbidden to transform with out permission."
"Well I'm going to go," said Gomi. Everyone said bye and Gomi headed out.
"It's okay we don't need a dog," said Yukina.
With Gomi…
"Hm, I think I'll have some fun," laughed Gomi.
"Your 'fun' better not effect me," said an unknown voice. Gomi laughed nervously.
"Don't worry it wont." A boy with longish spiked black hair, gray eyes, and a red headband around his forehead came out from the shadows. On his left forearm he had a red tattoo that kind of looked like the Full Metal Alchemist symbol.
"Good," he said.
The next morning…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
StR: OHHHHHH! What happen? I know and you don't!
Y: Tell me!
StR: No.
Kuwabara: Tell me!
StR: No!
Y and K: TELL US!
StR: NO!
H: I hate you.
StR: Don't read my mind! K, Bye. Review please!