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Chapter 13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kurama: I can't believe he walked into that trap on his own
Hiei: He's a first class fool
Genkai: Agreed. A fool & a moron
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Five minutes earlier…
Hiei slowly opened his eyes and saw the clock read 7:30. He groaned and covered his head with the pillow.
'Monday. School starts in thirty minutes. Guess I slept through my alarm again. To tired! Must get up. Kurama will get mad if I don't.' Hiei slowly rose out of bed and scratch his head. Slowly dragging his feet across the floor he pasted a mirror hanging on the wall. He slowly turned his head towards the mirror and…
Rei got out of bed and stretched her arms. 'This day can't be worse than yesterday.' Rei walked towards the door but stopped when she saw her reflection in the mirror hanging on the dresser. Eyebrow twitching she…
Hallway between both bedrooms…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rei ran into the hallway and into Hiei's room. Hiei was kneeling on the floor, his skin was drained of all color, and his mouth was hanging open. Basically he look like he just saw a ghost…or Kuwabara naked…ewww. Rei walked over to Hiei and shook him.
"Onna breathe! Don't you dare kill me!" Rei yelled. Hiei took in a deep breath.
"Hiei?" Hiei managed to get out.
"Yeah it's me." Tears formed in Hiei's, who is really Rei, eyes. The tears pored out of his…err…her…ahhh…eyes uncontrollably. Rei's emotionless face grew angry. "Stop it! Stop it right now! I don't cry!"
"I'm sorry, I can't help it. They won't stop. When's the last time you cried?" wined Hiei who is Rei.
"Never."
"Oh that's why. So much tears must have been held back so when this body finally cries they all just let out and won't stop."
"Baka onna, what happen?" asked Hiei who is in Rei's body.
"Well I woke up and there was-" started Rei.
"Not that! Why am I in your body?" Rei pondered for a few minutes before shrugging.
"Maybe Gomi- GOMI! HE DID THIS!" yelled Rei.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes he does this all the time. Mostly by accident though. Nevertheless this is still his fault! I'm going to call him." Rei took out her cell phone and dialed Gomi's number.
"Hey it's Gomi. I'm not here or I just don't want to talk to you. So leave a message after beep and actually remember to leave a message." (hehe that's my voicemail.)
"GOMI YOU ASS PICK UP! PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE! I'm in Hiei's body! What did you do? Get over here now…I have to pee," cried Rei. Then hung up and Hiei looked at her funny.
"What? I do. But I'm not going to the bathroom." Rei sighed. "Guess I'm not going to school today…YES!"
"Now what do we do?" asked Hiei.
"Wait…hey I have an idea!" Hiei groaned. He knew this was going to turn out bad. It always did and he was usually the one that got affected the most. "We're meeting the other's later right?" Hiei nodded hesitantly. "Well let's see if we can fool them I thinking I'm really you and you're really me and then tomorrow, if we're still like this, we act like ourselves."
"Hn." Rei jumped into the air and squealed. When she landed on the ground she started cracking up.
"I'm…hahah…sorry…ha…I just can't see you jumping and squealing…haha…and here I am in you're body jumping-I MISS MY BODY!" Rei broke down and cried. Hiei shook his head (well it's not really his head it's more Rei's but for the time being it's his…this is confusing) and left. Rei instantly stopped crying. "Where are you going?"
"To get some fresh air."
"Not in my pjs you're not!" Hiei looked down at his attire. It consists of a sea green tank top that said 'in your dreams…' with two clouds, purple and pink crescent moons, and purple trimming. Here was also wearing matching bottoms. The only difference was it had more than two clouds, and had purple drawstrings. Hiei looked up and glared.
"And how do you expect me to change?" Rei smiled.
"Ki-Ki!"
"And who the hell is Ki-Ki?"
"She lives in my head!" Hiei just kind of looked at her funny. "What?"
"You are crazy."
"No I'm insane. There's a difference. But there really is someone that lives in my head."
'She is defiantly insane,' thought Hiei.
'Yeah you're right,' said Ki-Ki.
'Ki-Ki?'
'I hate that name, but yes I am 'Ki-Ki'.'
'So how am I going to change?'
'I'll take care of it.'
Hiei came out of Rei's room changed into dark blue jeans, sandals, her purple headband and a happy bunny shirt that says 'Psycho but cute'.
"I love that shirt!" said Rei, "It fits me perfectly!"
"Not all of it," said Hiei. Rei stared at him blankly. "You're not cute." Rei's eyes narrowed.
"Watch it, Sparky. I'm in you're body and I can easily get great blackmail."
"And that's why I'm starting to think your little plan isn't going to work.WaitSparky?"
"Yes Sparky andit will work! I'm a great actor, watch." Rei turned around and massaged Hiei's body's temples, while mumbling 'I am Hiei. I am Hiei.' When Rei turned back around her face was an emotionless slate. "Let's go baka onna." She shoved her current hands into her current black pants and walked down the halls. Hiei raised an eyebrow at her sudden change of moods. If she could easily do that than what else was she acting? Rei stopped and turned around. "I understand if you can't act perky like me but try to do your best and if anyone asked why just say you're in a bad mood or you can say you're tying to annoy me by mimicking me. Yeah that sounds more like me" After that, she turned back around and walked down stairs.
"Hn." Hiei said and followed her. Down stairs Botan was at the kitchen table reading over some papers Koenma gave her. When the two soul-switched demons came in she look up.
"Rei you're suppose to be at school," she scolded.
"Not in the mood," Hiei said. Botan leaned in towards Rei.
"Is it that time?" she whispered. Rei started to facefault but caught herself.
"Hn," Rei said and left to sit on the windowsill.
"Well he's in a great mood," said Botan. Hiei smirked as he got an idea.
"Botan, since I'm new, tell me about what you think of Hiei." Botan looked at him strangely.
"Why? You don't think I like him do you?"
"No, just curious." Botan nodded and tapped her chin.
"What do I think of Hiei?"
'Take your time,' Hiei thought.
"Well…he's an arrogant, mean, cold, hotheaded, insensitive, jerk that doesn't care who he hurts even his own sister!" Botan slapped her hands over her mouth. "Don't tell him I told you please! He'll kill me if he found out I told anyone he had a sister. Hiei just stood there glaring the coldest and sharpest daggers. He turned towards the door and walked away.
"Wait, Hiei may be all though things but he's also a very trustworthy and loyal friend. Now I have a question." Hiei looked over his/Rei's shoulder. "Do you like Hiei?" Hiei facefaulted.
"NO I DON'T!" he yelled and stopped out towards the woods, which by the way started to regrow. Botan smiled.
"I think she does," she said to herself.
"Who does what?" asked Rei beside Botan. She screamed and fell out of the chair.
"Nobody does nothing!" she yelled.
"Okay… Where'd Hi-Rei go?"
"To the forest, why?"
"Hn." Rei answered and left.
Rei finally found her body sleeping in a tree. She used her new speed to appear right in front of Hiei. She flicked her old nose to get him to wake up. He swatted the hand away and kept sleeping. A tick mark appeared on her forehead and she pinched Hiei's cheeks.
"Wakey wakey morning eggs and bacy!" she said out of her 'I'm Hiei' act. Hiei groaned and opened one eye.
"What?" he growled.
"I heard you and Botan talking. What were you talking about?"
"Nothing," he said tuning onto his side. Rei jumped to the branch right above the branch they were on and swung upside down so her face was right in front of Hiei's.
"Sometimes nothing can be something. If it was nothing you wouldn't of talked so long." Hiei growled and flipped over to the other side only to find there was no other side. He started to fall towards the ground but Rei caught him before that happened. "Now if you weren't in my body then I wouldn't of caught you, just so you know."
"I know." Rei put him on the ground and she jumped down beside him.
"So what were you talking about?"
"It doesn't really matter. There was nothing important."
"Okay, then why did you scream 'no I don't' really loud?" Hiei blushed a little but it was hard to notice.
'Why am I blushing? I don't blush! Damn her!' thought Hiei.
"Hiei?"
"Why the sudden do I want to eating something with fish in it?"
"I'm a cat, remember?"
"Hn." Hiei head back towards the house leaving Rei behind. Rei blinked a couple of times before realizing Hiei never answered her question.
"HEY!" Rei ran after Hiei and tackled him into a bush. "You can't just change the subject and not answer my question!"
"REI! HIEI! TIME TO GO MEET UP WITH THE OTHERS!" called Botan.
At the pizza place…
"So I was totally shocked the teacher when I put the right answer on the board and it's all thanks to Kurama's help!" exclaimed Yusuke.
"Speaking of school, Rei where were you today?" asked Kurama. Hiei looked up from the ice cream he was eating, looked at Rei, then to Kurama, then back to Rei who blinked, shrugged, and went back to his ice-cream. Everyone sweat dropped.
"Yo Rei, you okay?" asked Kuwabara with a piece of pizza shoved in his mouth.
"Yeah usually you make up some long excuse about pink hamsters form somewhere or something like that," said Yusuke.
"It's the fuzzy blue bunnies of doom, Yusuke," said Rei. Everyone stared at her because for all they knew she was Hiei. Hiei glared at her.
"Did you just call me by my name?"
"Yea-" Hiei kicked her in the shin. She flinched and glared at him. Once she realized what she said she shoved the rest of the ice cream she was eating in her mouth and took Hiei's ice cream and started eating that
"Hey that's mine!" he yelled.
"Not anymore!" Hiei growled and tackled Rei. Rei smashed the ice cream in Hiei's current face. The other's just kind of stared, they were so confused. Re got up, holding in her laughed because everyone knows Hiei does not laugh. "Hn. I'm leaving." Once he left everyone turned to the ice cream face 'Rei'.
"What did you do to him?" asked Keiko.
"Slowly made him go crazy," said Hiei, "I'm leaving to." Hiei slowly got up off the ground and left.
"Rei's acting weirder then usual," said Yusuke. Kuwabara nodded in agreement.
"I think she's beginning to realize her feelings for Hiei," stated Botan.
'For some realize I don't think that's the case,' thought Kurama.
Back at the Yu Yu Mansion…
Rei sighed as she hung up her phone. She was once again trying to get a hold of Gomi. She had left about 20 messages all ready. She was starting to get the feeling that he was avoiding her.
"It looks like phase two of my plan will be going into action. The plan will commence at 0600 hours!" Rei saluted and went to her room. Two second later she came out. "Am I staying in my room or you're room?"
"I going to my room," said Hiei Rei shrugged and went back into her room.
"Time for bed!" said Rei. She plopped down into her own bed. "I still have to go to the bathroom… I shall sing to take my mind off it! Time for Runaway! Graffiti decorations
Under a sky of dust
A constant wave of tension
On top of broken trust
The lessons that you taught me
I learn were never true
Now I find myself in question
They point the finger at me again
Guilty by association
You point the finger at me again
I wanna… run… away…" Rei shot up off her bed and flared her arms up and down as she ran around the room "HIEI'S GOT A GOOD VOICE! HIEI'S GOT A GREAT VOICE!" Rei tripped and fell to the floor face first. Staying down there she began to think out loud. "This is very surprising. He doesn't seem like one to sing… I guess actually singing and having a voice to sing are two different things…what do you think Kyoto? Kyoto? Oh yeah that's right I'm in Hiei's body and Kyoto's in my body…FREEDOM!" she yelled shooting her hands into the air. Five seconds later she fell asleep still on the floor.
Next day…
Yusuke and Kuwabara we're enjoying skipping class on top of the roof, well they we're until Keiko decided to join them.
"I can't believe you two! I told you we had a very important test and you cannot miss class, and what do you do? You skip! You-" Keiko's yelling was interrupted by Yusuke's communicator going off.
"Sorry Keiko got to get this." Botan's face appeared on the screen. Her face was not the usual perky one she had on everyday, now it was a scared one.
"What's wrong?" asked Kuwabara looking over Yusuke's shoulders.
"It's Rei and Hiei!" she exclaimed.
"Are they okay?" asked Yusuke franticly.
"No-" Rei grabbed the communicator form Botan's hands. Now remember they still think it's Hiei.
"HiYusuke!How'sitgoing!I'mjustfine!Heylookpocky!Bye!" she said really fast. She threw the device back to Botan who looked petrified.
"Help," she simply said in a hoarse voice before hanging up. The three shocked teens looked at each other.
"Lets go!" said Yusuke jolting up. Kuwabara nodded.
"I'm coming to," said Keiko.
"Are you sure of what you saw?" asked Koenma running to the mansion with Yusuke, Kuwabara, Keiko, and Kurama. They decided to get Kurama and Koenma just in case Hiei went insane or was possessed by a demon.
"Yes!" yelled Kuwabara and Yusuke. They finally reached the mansion and flew open the front door, instantly regretting it. Botan was frozen stiff with shock and fear, Hiei, who they thought was Rei, was tied up hanging upside down off the ceiling, how the rope was tied onto the ceiling, I have no idea, and Rei…She was bouncing off the walls, literally. She was like a frog jumping back a forth between the walls.
"Hiei, why are you bouncing from wall to wall?" asked Koenma.
"Because it's fun," said Rei.
"Did you tie Rei up?" asked Kurama.
"Yup!" Rei said happily. She jumped to the rope and hung off of it by one hand. "But shhhhh h-she's sleeping so don't wake her up!" Hiei opened one eye.
"I'm not asleep," he said.
"Yes you are! Now sleep!" Hiei closed his eye and pretended to sleep. Soon after Ayame came though the front door.
"Hey-What the hell?" he said.
"That's what were trying to figure out," said Yusuke.
"Um…someone's here to apologize." Gomi came sulking through the door. Rei launched and tackled him.
"YOU! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! WHY? WHY? WHY?" she yelled shaking Gomi fiercely.
"I'm sorry! I was just trying to have some fun! Forgive me!" pleaded Gomi.
"I have to pee really bad! And what's worse is I'm in a boys body!"
"What's going on?" asked Kuwabara.
"Well it seems that Rei and Hiei switch bodies," said Kurama.
"Wow you are smart," said Ayame "Yeah Gomi decided to switch Rei and Hiei's souls."
"Yup that's right, I'm in Hiei's body," said Rei sitting on Gomi's stomach.
"Well that definitely explains things," said Botan.
"Welcome back to reality," said Yusuke.
"Wait...You mean Hiei was in Rei's body the whole time!" yelled Botan.
"Yeah, it's nice to know what you think of me," said Hiei.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" this went on for a few minutes before Rei got upset. That's the nice way to put it.
"Switch us back!" growled Rei.
"Okay." Gomi swished his hands. Rei and Hiei glowed for a second then faded. Rei opened her eyes and looked around.
"I'm in my body again!" screamed Rei. Rei found that she was tied together with rope and started to struggle to get out. "Get me out!"
"The only reason I didn't get out of those ropes was just so I could see you in them," said Hiei.
"Um…can you get off of me?" asked Gomi. Hiei jumped off.
"Untie me!" yelled Rei.
"Well lets go Gomi," said Ayame. Gomi nodded and left with Ayame.
"WAIT! Come back! Untie me!"
With Ayame and Gomi…
"That was an evil trick you did to them Gomi," scolded Ayame.
"I was just trying to have some fun," wined Gomi.
"Just to let you know…I would of done the same thing!"
"Of course you would," said a familiar voice. The black haired boy with the tattoo from a few nights ago jumped out of a near by tree.
"Kai. How've you been?" asked Ayame. Kai glared at him.
"See he's one of the reasons you don't mess with Rei."
"Opps."
"I think it's time to pay Rei a visit," said Kai.
StR: It's over! This was the hardest chapter to due to the fact that Hiei doesn't show emotion. I couldn't picture anything I wrote with Hiei in it.
H: Never again.
StR: Don't worry I wont. Okay Review!