StR: Hi! Sorry it took so long! I got a bad grade and had to raise before I was able to write again, but I did so I'm back.
Y: I know how it feels to get bad grades…
StR: You're nothing but bad grades!
Y: Yup.
StR/sweat drop/ Right. On to the story.
Chapter 15: Wind wind everywhere
Rei blinked her eyes open only to find Kai hovering over her. She jumped up screaming really loud and bumped foreheads with the neko. Everyone raced in a few minutes later. What they saw was not worth the rush. Kai and Rei were grabbing each other's collar and yelling at each other.
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL NOT TO DO THAT SO EARLY IN THE MORNING!" yelled Rei.
"I ONLY DO IT BECAUSE YOU HATE IT!" Kai yelled back. Hiei went over to the two yelling bakas and slammed their heads together.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" they both yelled.
"YOU KNOW THAT HURTS TWICE AS MUCH!" yelled Rei.
"That's why I did it!" yelled Hiei getting mad. Hiei mad! Gasp! The world is ending! Rei and Hiei went into a glaring contest. Kai smirked and leaned back onto the wall behind him.
'So my little Rei finally likes a guy,' thought Kai. 'Good for her.' Kai grinned and chuckled. Rei turned to him making Hiei the winner of the glaring contest. I don't think Rei really cares though.
"What's your problem?" she asked.
"Conakatana (You like him.)" said Kai in a strange language.
"EKA (WHAT)? Naga (No)! Euchi tagana capaga (What gave you that idea)?"
"Anasane sana (I know these things)." The others looked back and forth between the arguing buffoons very confused.
"Eh? Naga taguna (No you don't)!"
"Ritanga (admit it)." Rei was about to say something but was cut off y Yusuke.
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING?" he yelled. Rei and Kai both turned to him.
"Nothing," they said at the same time.
"What language is that?" asked Kurama.
"Elemental psychic," said Rei.
"You guys have your own language?" asked Kuwabara.
"Yup!" Rei's cell phone went off. The ring tone was an eerie one. Rei made no move to get it.
"Aren't you going to get that?" asked Yusuke.
"Nope."
"Why?"
"Hate the guy."
"Pyro?" asked Kai.
"Yup."
"Pryo? Wasn't he one of the judges when you went to court?" said Kurama.
"Yeah. He's part of the Crystal Five."
"Crystal Five?" asked Botan.
"The best. But they only fight only when they need to. The Crystal Five consist of Pryo, Hatori-"
"The doctor?" asked Kuwabara.
"Yes, um…Pryo, Hatori, Soeki, Kyo, and Jackal."
"What about that Master Roshi guy?" asked Yusuke.
"He's to old." Rei and Kai's head jerked up. They rolled out of the way right when two figures landed where they were. Rei pouted. "They sent the twins!" One twin had light blonde hair and the other had dark black air. They both had the same blank black eyes. "Tomoshibi and Kuro how are you?"
"…" They didn't say anything all they did was stared. Kai and Rei looked at each other.
"Did you?" asked Kai.
"Yeah, did you?" asked Rei. Kai nodded.
"Man!" they both said. They both reached into their pockets and took out a box. Rei's was wooden and Kai's was metal.
"I was going to steal that one but I decided against it," said Rei handing her box to Tomoshibi, the one with blonde hair.
"Really? Cool," Kai said giving his box to Kuro. The twins glared at the two spell-bond demons. "What?"
"We had to keep our thieving skills up somehow," said Rei. The twins looked at each other, shook their heads, and jumped up into the portal.
"What did you do?" asked Yusuke.
"Went into the vault-" started Rei.
"Stole a few items-" continued Kai.
"All while you were a sleep," finished Rei.
"YOU STOLE FROM THE VAULT!" yelled Hiei.
"Yeah we do it all the time."
"Rei don't you think that, oh I don't know, maybe THAT'S THE REASON YOUR RECORD KEEPS GROWING!"
"Maybe," she said slowly. "So, since there's no school today what are we going to do?"
"Train?" suggested Kurama. They all nodded.
Nothing really interesting happened. I kicked Kuwabara's ass. Yusuke kicked mine. It was close though. Hiei and I had another sword fight. Kai got me distracted and Hiei took advance of it. He won again.
Hiei walked out of his room to head down stairs. Rei singing in the shower stopped him.
"Who's got the shiniest hair around? Rei does! Rei does! Who's got the shiniest hair around? Rei Hino does! Lather, rinse, repeat! Lather, rinse, repeat! Who's got the shiniest hair around? Rei Hino does!" sang Rei in the tune of Camp town lady (Or what ever it's called. I don't even know if those are the right words. Camp town lady sing this song, do da do da…something…do da do da day…something like that.) We all know that Rei can sing but this was play singing, in other words, it hurt. Hiei shook his head but continued to listen. "On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed! It rolled off the table and on to the floor, I lost my poor meatball when it rolled out the door. Hiei is mean as mean as can be, because he is listening to my bad singing!" Hiei's eyes widen for a second and left. When he went downstairs everyone was on the couch talking to a certain blue hair pervert.
"HIEI!" yelled Ayame. "Have you seen Rei?"
"Singing in the shower, badly I might add," growled Hiei.
"I'll be here forever then," cried Ayame. "I know! I'll go check up on her!" Kai and Hiei gave him very deadly glares. Ayame gulped. "Or not."
"Why are you here?" asked Kai.
"I'm here to tell her that she'll miss school tomorrow."
"MISS SCHOOL!" yelled Rei. The gang heard the water turn off and a mad dash down the stairs. Rei came tripping down the stairs and flipped over the couch right on Yusuke in her pjs.
"AH! Your hair's getting me wet!" he yelled.
"Sorry! Why am I missing school?"
"Well…technically it's half of school you're missi-"
"Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy-"
"SHUT UP ONNA!" yelled Hiei. Rei stuck her tongue out at him. "Do you want me to cut that off." Rei pulled her tongue back in.
"We have a meeting tomorrow at the stadium," said Ayame. Rei blinked.
"Well it gets me out of school…isn't Kyo the one who usually tells me this stuff I mean that's his job isn't it?" Ayame started to tear up. (Kyo was in chapter 8)
"He…he…blackmailed me! He said he tell mom that I snuck out at midnight to see Anna!" Rei blinked and burst out laughing.
"Glade he's not my brother."
"Yeah, lucky you. Just be at the stadium at ten." Ayame got up and headed towards the door but stopped before reaching it. He turned around and pranced to Rei with his arms spread out. "I forgot my hug!" Rei pranced for Ayame with her arms spread too. They gave each other a big hug, and then Ayame patted her butt, so Rei slammed him to the ground, making a dent in it. "Ah good times, good times!" said Ayame getting off the ground. "I remember when that was a daily ritual of ours. Okay Kai your turn to give me a hug!"
"No," Kai said calmly.
"Come on you know you want to!"
"No I don't. You might touch my butt."
"Ewwww Kai! I don't boys like that, I have a girlfriend."
"Then why do you want to give me a hug so bad?"
"For you I make an exception."
"I don't want one!" yelled Kai. Rei looked up form her newly occupied seat on the love seat where she had to kick Yusuke off to get it.
"Hey! I was sitting next to Keiko!" yelled Yusuke.
"To bad!" Meanwhile Ayame was trying to give Kai a hug but Kai put his foot on Ayame's stomach to keep him back.
"Come on you know you want one!" joked Ayame.
"Go away!" yelled Kai. Everyone sweat drooped.
"Kai!"
"Leave me alone!" Rei burst out laughing. Kai turned his head to her. "You think this is funny? Ayame, Rei wants a big hug." Ayame smiled and pranced over to Rei. Rei screamed and jumped off the couch. Ayame chased her around the room occasionally tripping over some people. Rei hid behind Hiei much to his detest. So he disappeared and went to his spot on the windowsill. Ayame leaped onto Rei, knocking her to the ground. Ayame grinned and Rei cried.
"All right I got a date with Anna so bye!" said Ayame skipping out the front door.
"Rei?" asked Kuwabara.
"Yeah?"
"Your friends are weird."
"You're pretty weird yourself, Kuwabara," said Yusuke, now back in his seat by Keiko.
"Shut up!"
"Aw! Yusuke, you and Keiko are soooooo cute!" squealed Rei. Keiko turned a deep scarlet.
"At least I got someone!" yelled Yusuke.
"Yeah I really need to get a boyfriend."
"Don't worry Rei! Us girls will go to the mall this weekend and find you someone!" said Botan. "Unless you already have someone in mind…"
"No!" Rei ran a hand through her hair. "Still wet. Hey Kai, a little help." Kai lifted a hand up and pointed at Rei. A huge gust of wind came out and blew around her. When the wind died, Rei's hair stuck straight up. "I think that was a little to much."
"How'd you do that?" asked Yusuke.
"I'm a wind neko," said Kai like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"And because we're connected I have awesome cool wind powers to, see watch!" Rei pointed her hand out and a mini tornado appeared. Wind blew around the whole living room, throwing everything out of place. Rei was through on top of the Hiei, who was thrown onto the floor on the other side of the room, Kuwabara was draped over the ceiling fan, Yusuke was thrown out the window (it's broken again), Kurama caught himself and landed safely on the ground away from any harm, and Kai…well being a wind demon himself, the wind didn't effect him, so he stayed safely on the couch, and beside him sat Keiko, Botan, and Yukina. "That was my first time in a closed area…I guess I should have practiced." Everyone sweet dropped.
"Thank you Kai-kun," said Yukina bowing.
"Yeah you saved as!" said Keiko.
"You're great!" said Botan.
"I know," agreed Kai. Yusuke came crawling back through the once again broken window.
"Sure, don't see if the guy who was thrown out the window is okay or not. I am by the way," growled Yusuke. Just when Yusuke got to the middle of the room, where the coffee table use to be, The ceiling broke and Kuwabara dropped onto him. Kuwabara quickly got up.
"Good thing Urameshi was there to brake my fall," he said.
"Not okay," Yusuke managed to spit out. Rei appeared by Yusuke.
"Don't worry Yusuke, I'll fix you and everything here!" She said patting him on the head.
Rei was laying on the couch reading a magazine while a bunch of people was fixing the damage Rei caused. Yusuke was laying on the loveseat while a guy with short blonde hair and glasses was healing him. When he was done the guy stood up and adjusted his glasses.
"Now if you have any numbness or your insides start to liquefy call Hatori," he said. Yusuke got a horrified look on his face.
"What do you mean liquefy?" yelled Yusuke.
"I'm only a doctor in training."
"WHAT! Rei!"
"What?" she asked annoyed that someone interrupted her reading.
"Did you know he was a doctor in training?"
"Who, Hakushi? Yeah, so? It's not like I was going to call Hatori. He would of yelled at me for messing up."
"YOU COULD OF CALLED SOMEONE WITH MORE EXPERIENCE!"
"They would of caused money!" Yusuke blinked and sighed not wanting to get in an argument that he couldn't win.
"I'm going home. To bed. Like everyone else."
"Bye! You can leave now too Hakushi." Hakushi bowed and shimmered away. "The rest of you guys can leave to once you're done. I'm going to bed."
"Yes ma'am!" They saluted and got back to work. Rei walked up to her room, paused, and peeked into Hiei's room. He was asleep on the windowsill.
'The way the moonlight hits him, makes him look hotter than usual,' thought Rei. Hiei smirked and Rei felt him leave her mind. She gasped and threw her shoe at him.
"JERK!"
StR: Sorry it's kind of short…
Y: …
StR: …
Y: …
StR:………….
Y: I can't take it!
StR: I win! Review please! Read on too!
