Disclaimer: I do not own Legion of Super-Heroes, All That!, or Gotham Girls

Thanks to GreenSun for doing that LL/DG drabble with Scooby Doo. I have an idea for a story with that, but I'm not sure if I can finish it. I'll try. Enjoy.

TENZIL KEM WITH VITAL INFORMATION FOR YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE.

PRESS START.

The screen is like a Japanese sims video game, with Tenzil's grinning face.

"Hello. I'm Tenzil Kem with Vital Information for your every day life. Although I don't know what happened to Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy from the last chapter."

CONTINUE? YES/NO. Yes.

We cut to a dark room. Harley yawns and tries to get up, then the lights go on and...

Harley and Ivy are chained to the wall of a filthy bathroom, next to a traffic cone named "Kyle"...

Along with a dead body!

"AAHHH!!"

"AAHHH!!!"

"Hello girls, the game is about to begin..."

...

"There's a family of mutant jack rabbits living in my bathtub!" the off screen voice yelled. "And what makes you think I care? Now stop your belly itchin' and go do some pitchin' before I start hitchin' your ass on the wall!" "I don't wanna!"

"Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool? Why the hell am I talking to a sheep?"

"Not many people know this, but the Doom Patrol used to have a member who had sixty-four super-powered personalities. And her name, was Brittney Spears."

"Cher announced today that she wanted to play the role of Catwoman in the next Batman movie. The President of Warner Bros said 'Sure! While we're at it, let's make Rosie O' Donnell the new Robin!' Ms. O' Donnell started shooting the next day."

"Most people know Bouncing Boy is dating Triplicate Girl. So when he dates three girls at once it's okay. When I do it I get chased by their gun-totin', Redneck dads."

"Always knock before you enter the bathroom. Because the last time I didn't, Grandma made me give her a stool softener. But that's what the pills are for."

NEW PLAYER: IsisIIdaughterofRa.

"What's this?" We have information from a new player. Processing... here we go."

"IsisII says..."

"'Math is everywhere. Live with it. BECAUSE I SURE AS HECK CAN'T! DIE ALGEBRA, DIE!'"

"'Well-behaved people seldom make history. They do, however, make very good innocent bystanders.'"

"Thank for the info, IsisII."

IsisIIdaughterofRA: 1000 Point Bonus.

"George Washington Carver is famous for inventing peanut butter. What most people don't know is that he also invented peanut soap, peanut windshields, and my personal favorite...

"The peanut machine gun."

The gun suddenly goes off, cracking the screen and causing it to fall over.

"Uh oh... if you'll excuse me I have to go make up an alibi. Night y'all!"

"This has been Tenzil Kem with vital information for your every day life."

GAME OVER.