StR: This chapter is very disturbing and sad…but it's funny! I was creaking up the whole time! I just couldn't take it seriously!

Y: That's great.

StR: YUP! So I'm going to do a disclaimer because I actually remember.

Disclaimer: I only own my ocs and my plot line!

StR: That wasn't so hard.

Y: I'm just glad you don't own me.

StR: Loser.

Y: …Loser squared.

StR: Calling someone a loser squared is soooo three years ago.

Y: Whatever.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
---------Wendell Johnson

Chapter 22: This is wrong on so many levels

Rei's face was struck with horror as she looked at the scene in front of her.

"W-what? What is this? What's the matter? What happen? Are you okay? Is the house on fire? Is the world coming to an end? Are you sick? Did someone die? Hiei tell Rei what's wrong!" yelled Rei flaring her arms around. There was Hiei wearing a pink apron over a green sweater vest, lighter green collared shirt, brown slacks, and brown dress shoes. Worst of all…HIS HAIR WAS SLICKED BACK. Not like Yusuke's but like a nerd.

"Nothings wrong, my little Rei. I just decided to make you breakfast," he said sweetly. Tears formed in Rei's eyes.

"What happen to my boyfriend? Hiei?" she cried.

"Yes?"

"Green is not you're color! Where'd you get that anyway?"

"From Kurama's room."

"You called him Kurama!" Rei fell to her knees in shock.

"That is his name." Ding! "Oh, my biscuits are done!" Hiei skipped into the room.

"Biscuits!" Rei sat cross-legged in the middle of the floor. "I should probably call Kurama." Kyoto appeared next to the mumbling half demon.

"He's gone to the light side!" They both looked at each other a screamed. Hiei came rushing in with tea as Kyoto quickly disappeared.

"What's wrong Rei-chan?" Rei looked petrified.

"I'm calling Kurama!" cried Rei shooting up from the ground. "But first…" Rei hopped upstairs to her room and hopped back down a few seconds later with a camera in her hands. "Big smile and say cheese!" Hiei smiled (A/N AHHHHH…so cute!) and Rei took the picture. "Thank you!"

"You're welcome." Shivers went down her spine as she grabbed her cell phone.

XXX

"Hello?" answered Kurama who, unlike Rei was at school (surrounded by fan girls). Three other wonderful people were there too: Kai (duh), Yusuke, and Kuwabara. Why were Yusuke and Kuwabara there, you ask? They were trying to get Kurama to skip school with them.

"IT'S TERRIBLE!" yelled Rei on the other side of the phone.

"Rei? What's wrong? Why aren't you here?"

"It's Hiei!"

"What's wrong with Hiei?" asked Yusuke, who could hear her clear as day.

"He's hugging me!" The four all face faulted to the ground.

"What the hell!" yelled the skippers.

"I-I don't understand," said Kurama.

"He's wearing your clothes and his hair is slicked back!" They all went pale at the thought.

"What did you do?" yelled Kai.

"I didn't do anything! I wake up and he's in the kitchen with a pink apron on making me breakfast!"

"The world's coming to an end!" yelled Kuwabara.

"He made tea and it's good!"

"Take him to Koenma we'll be right there!" said Kurama urgently. Even he's getting a little freaked out.

XXX

"Uh…" said Koenma completely baffled by Hiei's very strange behavior.

"Fix him!" whined Rei.

"I can't! He's not possessed by a demon! I can't help!" yelled Koenma.

"So what do we do?" asked Kurama.

"I'm not sure."

"Could it have been that Jiyuu guy?" asked Kuwabara. Everyone looked at Rei, who was thinking.

"No, that's not really his style." Koenma ponder for a second.

"Tell me, how do you feel when you woke up this morning?"

"Well at first I felt sad and cold but then a light came and I felt all warm and happy inside and could only think about spoiling my number one girl!" said a very cheerful Hiei. Rei cried even more.

"He's getting worst by the second!" Rei paused for a second. "Eh? Wait…What color was this light you saw?"

"What kind of a question is that?" asked Yusuke who got slapped over the head.

"I think it was pink." Rei's eyes narrowed and she stormed off to who knows where, but he gang followed anyway.

XXX

"You broke my boyfriend!" whined Rei. They were at Master Roshi's dojo in the living room where a whole bunch of guardians were hanging out.

"What? No I didn't. I made him nice," said a girl with pink eyes and pink curls. Ayame had his arm draped over her shoulders.

"But I liked him they way he was before! You know I like bad boys! You ruined him!" A crazy glint formed in Ayame's eyes.

"Are you calling my girlfriend a liar?"

"Look at him!" The attention was turned to Hiei.

"Hello!" Then the attention was turned back to Rei.

"Damn what did you do Anna?"

"But Kai said-"

"Kai said what?" Rei growled turning to Kai.

"Just having some fun," said Kai quickly leaving in a gust of wind.

"I'll turn him back now," said Anna. Anna took a deep breathe in and lightly blew out making pink sparkles float around Hiei. A bright pink light shined around him and faded. When Hiei opened his eyes they were back to its normal coldness.

"What happen?" he asked unemotionally.

"You don't remember?" asked Kurama. Hiei growled.

"No, I reme-" Rei tackled Hiei to the ground.

"He growled! My Hiei is back!"

"Get off me Onna!" yelled trying to push her off.

"No way!" The others laughed and sweat dropped. Eventually Hiei gave up and let Rei squeeze him to death. When she was satisfied she let go a hopped to Anna.

"It's good to have Hiei back to normal," said Yusuke. Kuwabara nodded in agreement.

"Hiei?"

"What is it Fox?"

"I want my clothes back." Hiei face faulted. He growled loudly and ripped off the clothes and……………..Take a minute to imagine……..…..underneath was his normal clothes. Man, so close.

"Here," he said handing back the clothes.

"You ripped them."

"Hiei, I expect you to pay me back for all that hair gel you took from my room," said Yusuke. Hiei glared at him as flames surrounded his body. "Never mind. You don't have to pay me!" The flames died and his hair was back to normal. Kurama's watch beeped.

"Oh dear, we've missed third period…" sighed Kurama.

"Yes!" shouted Rei.

"And lunch," he finished. Rei went into a deep state of depression.

"We missed lunch?" Suddenly Rei's mood changed to angry as she glared at Hiei. "This is all your fault!" she yelled shooting at him with her gun. Bullets flew everywhere as Hiei dodged.

"HEY! Not In the Dojo, Rei!" shouted Ayame.

"Ayame I heard bullets. Rei's not here, is she?" asked Soeki popping his head in, "Yup she is and she's mad. Well, bye!"

"Um, Lunch is almost over for us, so let's go," said Anna. Her ever-faithful boyfriend Ayame was protecting her from stray bullets. Ever faithful yeah right. He flirts with every pretty girl he sees. Rei stopped shooting.

"That's right you guys have school too. I'm hungry."

"That's because Hiei made you miss lunch," reminded Ayame scooting towards the door along with all the other SG high school students.

"That's right!" she yelled before going back to shooting. She only got four shots before she was out of ammo. She shrugged and head towards the door.

"Where are you going?" asked Yusuke.

"Going to Sanji's to get food." The gang face faulted.

"If you could of got food, why did you shoot at me?" yelled Hiei.

"To see if you were really back to normal. You are, that makes me happy."

Indeed it made me happy. The happiest I've ever been in a long time. But I was soon to find out that my happiest would come crashing down.

XXX

"Get out!" yelled a red headed guy with a French accent. He was currently throwing pots and pans at the dodging Rei.

"I'm hungry!"

"Then use the front door like everyone else!" They, plus the gang, were in the kitchen of a restaurant.

"But you said that was bad for business!"

"That's because you never pay!"

"I don't have any money."

"Get a job!"

"I have one! Can't I just steal you something from the vault?"

"NO!"

"But Sanji, I'm hungry!"

"To bad!"

"You know the kanji for his name means disaster and horrible accident," Rei whispered to the gang. A dinner plate with a fish on it hit her straight in the face.

"It does not! The kanji for my name mean silkworm! Take you're fish and get out of here!"

"Thank you silkworm!"

"GET OUT!"

XXX

Rei sat on the curb outside eating her fish happily. "Sanji makes the best fish!"

"Couldn't you have just gotten something from the Dojo?" asked Kuwabara. Rei looked at him with fish stuffed in her mouth. She kinda looked like a chipmunk.

"Swallow before you talk Rei," sighed Kurama. Rei followed Kurama's orders and coughed. She swallowed too much at one time.

"There's never any food at Roshi's. Too many people live there."

"Why?" asked Yusuke.

"A lot of elemental psychics loss there parents in battle or old revenges."

"Is that how yours died?" asked Hiei. Rei looked at the ground sadly and shook her head. "Then how?" Rei remained silent.

"You don't have to tell us," said Kurama.

'She said her mother was murdered…was it that Akihiko guy?' pondered Hiei.

XXX

"Lord Akihiko, this isn't working," said the skinny guy with long brown hair. Akihino(the guy with shaggy hair) sat at his thrown in deep thought.

"I know that Shashu," said Akihino.

"We don't need her!" shouted the big guy.

"Shut it, Yajuu," growled Shashu.

"Did you just growl at me?" yelled Yajuu.

"What are you going to do about it?"

"Silence!" shouted Akihino.

"Yes sir," they sighed.

"One more Jiyuu."

"Yes my lord."

XXX

Three days later…

"It's Friday! It's Friday! Today is Friday! No school because of teacher workshop! " sang Rei skipping down the hallway. She backed up a little once she passed the doorway. A strange shadowy depressed looking figure stood there. "Eh? What's that?" she continued to sing 'what's that? What's that?' as she hopped towards the door. It was Kotetsu with a gloomy look on his face. "What's wrong?"

"…It's Ayame."

XXX

Two hours later…

"Onna, there's no sweet snow in the house! Go get some!" shouted Hiei from the kitchen. There was no answer. "Onna! I just got back from training! Go get some!" Still no answer. "Onna?" Hiei went upstairs to her room and it was empty. "Rei?" He started to search the whole house but nothing. The other's arrived soon after. They sweat dropped as they watched Hiei pick up the couch.

"Um, Hiei? What are you doing?" asked Kurama.

"Looking for Rei."

"Under the couch?" asked Yusuke.

"Sometimes she hides under it."

"Okay." Just then Rei came in through the front door. "There she is…what's wrong?"

"It's Ayame. He's…he's dead," she said softly. Everyone's eyes widen in shock. Rei collapsed into Hiei's arms crying.

"What? How?" gasped Yusuke.

"He was on a mission to go to deliver a letter with Zach, then Zach got knocked out and when he woke up Ayame had no pulse."

"Do they know how he'd died?" asked Kuwabara. Rei shook her head.

"Have you seen him?" asked Yusuke.

"No. His funeral is tonight."

"So soon?" asked Kurama.

"Spirit Guardians have a lot of secrets in their body's so they're cremated as soon as possible."

XXX

It was dark and gloomy at Ayame's funeral. Everyone was wearing black and crying.Rei walked up to a crying lady with long waving blue hair. Next to her was the also blue hair Kyo looking very sad. Rei keeled in front of them.

"I'm sorry," she said sadly, tears long gone.

"I don't understand why my son was taken away from me," cried the lady. Kyo remained silent. The lady looked up at the gang and wiped her tears with a handkerchief. "You must be the people Rei lives with now. Aymae's talks…talked so much about you."

"He was a great friend," said Kurama. Yusuke went over to Ayame's body.

"Hey what are these marks over his body?" he asked.

"What marks?" asked Kyo. He went over to his little brother's body and looked at it. "I don't see any marks."

"What do you mean what marks? Those thick dark green tribal looking marks all over his body! How can you not see them."

"Urameshi, I don't see a thing," said Kuwabara. Kurama, Hiei, Rei had that 'what the hell now I'm pissed' look on their face.

"So who wants to do it?" asked Kurama.

"I will," sighed Rei. She walked over to Ayame, creaked her knuckles and punched Ayame's stomach with fire surrounding her fist. Everyone gasped and Kyo tackled Rei to the ground.

"What the hell do you think you're doing? That's my brothers dead body!" he yelled.

"Just wait!" Rei yelled trying to pry Kyo off. A few seconds later Ayame shot up clutching his stomach.

"THAT HURT! Did you have to use fire?" he yelled.

"What? Now the marks are gone," said a very confused Yusuke. A very joyful mother latched onto her son's neck.

"I thought I lost another important person in my life! How are you still alive?" she cried.

"I was going to explain before someone jumped me," said Rei brushing the dirt off her shirt.

StR: I'm stopping and there's nothing you can do about it! Now I'm feeling greedy so I want a lot of reviews! The next chapter is where things start to go down hill…so sad…Bye!