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Gemma (to Paul): I heard my name and I heard up to Something something and… wha...?

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Sarcasm

'Potter'

'Malfoy' Lily spat at the boy who was lying on top of her in a heap.

'Wow I just love it how we always end up like this' Scorpius drawled in his "Malfoy" voice.

'Yeah, it's the best, isn't it?' Lily asked brightly. 'So, where were you off to? Going to snog some tart? Cause it sounds like fun.'

'Oh, yes, it does doesn't it. I'm sure that you would enjoy it.' Scorpius smirked and narrowed his eyes.

'Oh sod off, retard.' Lily snapped at him, climbing to her feet.

'What ever tomato head.' Scorpius said as he stood up and then tugged at a strand of red hair.

'Oh, you know you love me.' She teased scornfully.

'Yeah, I do; you and your bloody clumsiness. It's just so adorable. I think it is you who loves me.' He said with a fake smile.

'Oh, how'd you work that out? Was it the extreme hexing I gave you last week?' Lily smirked at the memory of her great use of hexing abilities.

'Of course. Only girls are stupid enough to hex the guys that they like. That is why men are superior. We aren't so childish.' Scorpius stuck his nose in the air and raised an eyebrow.

'Men? I don't see any men around here? Unless you count the teachers.' Lily smirked wider and even more nastily than before.

'Spoilt brat.' Scorpius spat.

'Stuck up snob' Lily glared at the blonde.

'Looser' Lily gasped in objection.

'Reject' She spat

'Bad Quidditch player.' Scorpius smirked at her and then quirked his eyebrows, gloating in his win. Lily glared at him. If looks could kill, he would have been six feet under seventeen times. Scorpius just continued to smirk at her agitation. Scorpius started to walk away, but Lily for some reason wanted him to stay.

'Children's toy molester!!!' She yelled at his back. Scorpius laughed scornfully.

'What? Is that the best you can come up with?' Lily glared again, but this time her heart wasn't in it.

'No! I just don't think you're worth my insults.' And it was true, she thought, he was worth much, much, more.

'Yeah, right, who else do you actually insult?' Lily couldn't answer. The only person that she liked insulting more than Malfoy was Flint. And he knew that she wasn't being serious most of the time. She chose to roll her eyes instead of answering.

'Well, I have better things to do with my time than insult scum. Bye Malfoy.' She turned to leave, confused about why insulting the ass wasn't as fun as it had always been.

'Goodbye Potter, hopefully that ego of yours will come back and bite you in the ass.' Lily shook her head. Were they always so childish?

'Oh, I love you too Malfoy.' She said and threw him an exaggerated fake kiss. The funny thing was, she had a feeling that she had actually meant those final, sarcastic, words.

'Yeah, what ever.' Was all Scorpius said, but he blushed slightly for some unknown reason.