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Thief

Lily sat with her friends, all from different houses, in the Ravenclaw common room. None of the other Ravenclaw's minded that they were there, as generally the girls proved to be a great source of amusement. Today was no exception. They were playing truth or dare, and already two people had dyed the professor's robes and hair a luminous orange, one had jumped into the lake and numerous secrets had been spilled. One of the girls turned to Lily.

'Lily, truth or dare?' Lily raised an eyebrow lazily.

'Dare, of course.' The girl giggled as she thought for an idea.

'I dare you to… steal a pair of boys boxers…' she said, smirking like mad.

'Easy.' Lily stood up, but the girl stopped her.

'Wait! That's not all. You have to steal a pair of Scorpius Malfoy's boxers. Without getting caught.' Lily gave her a skeptical look.

'Why?'

'Because, we know he's in his room. He went up about an hour ago.' Lily sighed.

'Whatever.' She walked over to the boy's stair and dropped onto all fours, pretending that she was a spy on a secret mission. She did the act and slowly, yet silently climbed up the stairs, past the curve until the girls could see her no more.

Rose Weasley rolled her eyes. All of hers and Lily's friends had it in their mind that Lily and Scorpius were meant to be. She knew that Scorpius wouldn't date lily, because she was Al's sister, and she knew that Lily wouldn't date Scorpius because she had taken a liking to some Slytherin guy.

Lily glanced around the corner, making sure that none of the others was still watching her act. She then quickly stood up and brushed the dust off of her jeans. Taking the stairs happily, two at a time, she arrived at the seventh year boy's dormitory. She raised a hand and knocked gently on the wood.

'Yes?' she heard the voice on the other side and opened it, walking in and closing the door swiftly behind her. Scorpius frowned as Lily entered the room. 'What are you doing here Lil?' Lily grinned at him as she passed his bed and walked to his chest of drawers.

'I'm stealing your underpants.' She said in a light tone. Scorpius looked at her in amusement as she pulled open the top drawer and grabbed a pair of black boxers with golden snitches all over them, sliding them over her shoes and skinny jeans, so that they sat loosely at her hips. She then walked over to the bed and sat down. 'And now I have some time to kill.' She said.

'Why are you stealing my clothing?' Lily shrugged in response to his question.

'Dare.' Scorpius nodded grimly, knowing that there was no way out of her taking them.

'Well, what of I say you can't?' Lily wiggled her eye brows.

'That's the whole point of stealing.' Scorpius frowned at her.

'I could raise the alarm. Then you loose the dare.' Lily rolled her eyes at him.

'That's what bribes are for, silly.' Scorpius grinned.

'I like bribes. So, what are you offering?' Lily smirked and lay backwards on the bed, her hair fanning out against the blue and bronze bed spread.

'I, am offering myself.' Scorpius gave her an eyebrow wiggle.

'As I said, I like bribes.' He leaned in close and kissed her softly on the mouth. Lily grinned against his lips.

'As do I, Mr. Malfoy. As do I.'

Ten minutes later, Lily appeared at the bottom of the stairs. She smirked at the girls and sat down.

'Well. That was easy. He's asleep.' Rose gave her cousin a strange look. Hadn't se been wearing lipstick when she went up? She was definitely having a talk with Scorpius tonight.