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Summary for Chapter 3: I, Kuro-CHAN N My Friends MEETs TerYaki-SAN's apreasent, WAsAbi-SAMA! WE Tries EveRYTHing But NOTHing worKS! FinalYY, I CaLL my FORin FrienD! LesC if Shee Ken Help!...in Chapter THree.

"Alrights! We gotsta beat Teryiyaki-SAN 1nce and 4 all!" Pocky-CHAN shouted in the bookstore.

"I know but there is no way! He is too powerful! He can detect light!" Sushi-CHAN shouted in the bookstore.

"But what else can he do?" Mitsubishi-CHAN shouted in the bookstore.

"We can get help!" I shouted in the bookstore.

"Yes!" Tofu-CHAN shouted in the bookstore.

"Right!" Joseph-KUN shouted in the toystore.

"Were over here, JOEY-KUN!" Ramen-CHAN shouted in the bookstore.

"Thanks I was lost!" Joseph-KUN shouted in the bookstore.

"Let's call up my friend...MARY SUE!" I shouted in the bookstore.

"Yay!" We shouted in the bookstore.

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"Mary Sue! I haven't sees you in a long time!" Kuro-CHAN said. I ran to her but she didn't see me. She was talking to a man. In pink...

"Hi there! My name is Mary Sue! I am absolutely perfect in every way. I am even more perfect than original characters in a series. I am beautiful, smart and ever so witty. Everyone must love me!" Mary Sue sung in her perfect voice. Though there was something not wright about her though...

"Mary-CHAN you seem different." I said.

"What ever makes you say that?" Mary Sue said.

"Mayb just my imageneration..." I whisper...but something was wrong!

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Mary Sue smelt like peaches, and strawberries, and wine, and cantalope, and pineapple, and coconut, and grapes, and soda, and bubble gum. Mary Sue had blonde hair and teal eyes. Her face was flawless and her body was perfect except her right leg tilted to the left/ I don't know why. Last time I saw Mary sue, she looked like Shrek-KUN.

"Mary-CHAN, something is different!" I insisted.

"No you hor!" Mary-CHAN shouted.

SOmethnig's not rite.

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"I am WASABI!"

I gasped. I do my EXTERA FILLING FRUIT LOVE POWER ATTACK! However, he conterfitted with a BEANSTALK FURIOUS!

"No! The only attack that can't go by me is the BEastalk Fruious!"

"Don't worry I can handle it!" TofuCHAN shouted. "TIME TOCK!" She held up her watch but nothin happened. "SHOOT!" Tofu-CHAN shouted, but still nothign happend.

"WHAT WILL WE DO?!" We shotued.

"MWahahah!" WAsabi-SAMA laughed.

Then Kyousuke swwoped down and saved me! I LUVVV UU! We went away. I guess Wasabi and Mary Sue will hav eto wait another day.

DONT WORRY! MaRY SUe WIll B Back! THANKS FOR 100 REVIEWS! AHHH LETS GET TO 100,0000! KUROCHAN