10 things each of la push kids can't do anymore

by sunset moon dove

this is the sequal to 10 things each of the cullen kids can't do anymore. The much anticipated, 10 things each of the la push kids can't do anymore. MUST HAVE READ 10 THINGS EACH OF THE CULLEN KIDS CAN'T DO ANYMORE, TO READ.

2. Seth

Disclaimer: don't own twilight, or, I kissed a girl and I liked it, or take a bow, or George Lopez, or any of his lines. This is pretty long but it's funny.

Me: Okay maybe I didn't make it clear, like I did, when I was writing the original, 10 things each of the Cullen kids can't do anymore, you vote on who I do next! But since no one voted, and everyone said 'can't wait to see who you pick next' I'm just doing who I think is a good, 2nd chapter Seth. I'm not snapping, at my readers, I'm just saying that that's how it works with this story. Don't get the wrong, I love my fans! Thanks for the reviews! I have a MAJIOR announcement though! I had an idea. Remember, my devoted readers, when I was writing the old lists? The original, as I call it. In it I didn't really have, a story line. Well guess what this one will! Not only will it have the all mighty lists, plus the little bits of in-between dialogue, it will have a story line, flash backs, random singing, the Cullen's retaliation against there lists (You have to read the original to understand there revenge), craziness, and lots of laughs! I'm adding bits with the Cullen's because, I'm sure my old readers, will want to hear about what they did about there lists, I hope it will encourage, my new readers to read the original, you have to read the original, or a lot of this stuff won't make since. So anyway here is my first chapter, with the Cullen's, random singing, the all mighty lists, a story line, and bits of in-between dialogue, flash backs, craziness, and lots of laughs!

Alice's point of view

"I say we retaliate!" yelled Jasper. Hmm… Retaliate against the list what a thought! Then I can celebrate, by chaining, Carlisle to a chair, and giving him a makeover! "Good idea Jazz… very good idea." I say, I haven't chained. Anyone to a chair in a long time! This will be so fun! I get to chain someone to a chair, and give him a makeover; it's like a double wamy of my happiness!

Jasper's point of view

I bet she's going to celebrate, our victory, by chaining Carlisle to a chair and giving him a makeover. I want to help! And I want my bunny suit back!

Alice's point of view

"So, Jazz how are we going to get revenge?" I ask. This was sure to be, civil warish considering this was Jasper, after all. "We are going to…" he takes a minute to think.

Jasper's point of view

"We're going to…" crap, what are we going to do? I know! It makes perfect since! But Alice speaks before I can. "Oh I get it we're going to take care of them… It might take a couple minutes, to get the garbage bags, fake ID's, and inconspicuous vehicle, but it can most definitely, can be done! So what names should we get on the fake-'' But I cut her off, before she went any farther into a life of crime. "Alice! We are not taking Carlisle and Esme!" Yet. Get red of that thought self; I will never kill my parents! Says you! And I'm telling the truth! Look deep into your own eyes, and tell me that! NO! GO AWAY, SPLIT PERSONALITY JASPER! Alice interrupts my split personality arguing. "Then what are we going to do?"

End of time with the Cullen's for now. Beginning of time at Mike's house.

Mike's point of view

"I swear to god, I'll kill you, Mike Newton!" Seth yells. He's so into me! I think. I better, call my boyfriend! I punch in Aro's phone number.

"Vello?" Said my sweetheart

"Hi, Honey." I said

"Oh, Mike! I missed you so much! I was worried; our gay love had worn, off!"

"Gay love doesn't die. And you know gay wasn't the way I once was-" I gulp. "Straight! This was never the way I planned it, but then. I saw you! It was unintentional! But then I found you kissable! I kissed a guy and I liked it!" I say

"This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention!" Sings Aro

"I kissed a guy and I liked it
The taste of his blue berry chapstick
I kissed a guy just to try it
I hope my boyfriend/girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a guy and I liked it
I liked it!" I sang

"No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just vampire nature,
It's not what,
Good guys do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey!" sings Aro

"I kissed a guy and I liked it
The taste of his blueberry chap stick
I kissed a guy just to try it
I hope my boyfriend/girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a guy and I liked it
I liked it!" I sing

"Us guys we are so magical
Soft skin, tan lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent!" sings Aro

"I kissed a guy and I liked it
The taste of his blueberry chap stick
I kissed a guy just to try it
I hope my boyfriend/girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a guy and I liked it
I liked it!" I sing

"Why did we just burst randomly into song?" I asked Aro. "I dunno dramatic affect?"

Okay so anyway, Lets see what Emmet's up to

Emmett's POV

Oh my Carlisle! I LOVE my Bra! It was actually worn by Seth Clearwater! Why am I feeling the urge to dance and sing?

"Ohh, how about a round of applause
Yeah, standin' ovation
Oooh ohh yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah

You look so dumb right now
Standin' outside my house
Tryin' to apologize
You're so ugly when you cry
Please, just cut it out

And don't tell me you're sorry 'cause you're not
Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught

But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
But now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertainin'
But it's over now (but it's over now)
Go on and take a bow
Ohhh...

Grab your cloths and get gone (get gone)
You better hurry up before the sprinklers come on
Talkin' about, girl, I love you, you're the one
This just looks like a re-run
Please, what else is on (ohh)

And don't tell me you're sorry 'cause you're not
Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught

But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
But now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertainin'
But it's over now (but it's over now)
Go on and take a bow

Ohh, and the award for the best liar goes to you
For making me believe that you could be faithful to me
Let's hear your speech out

How about a round of applause
A standin' ovation

But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
Now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertainin'
But it's over now (but it's over now)
Go on and take a bow

But it's over now..." I sing

Why did I just sing randomly? That was my new favorite song. I sound really gay when I sing it, but I guess, well I am a little gay. A little. I am a married man, and I am married to a girl, but I do have a thing for Seth Clearwater. And George Lopez. (Crap, I didn't see that one coming! I knew about Seth, but the other one… I'm shocked and I'm the one that wrote it! And I didn't know, Seth Clearwater wore a bra either. Okay I'm not even in the room with Emmett and I feel awkward, so let's check in on who this story is really all about, the La Push kids!)

Back in La Push

Seth's point of view

"Seth! Did you steal my bra?'" yelled Leah. An answer was yes, but no way in hell was I going to say that.

Seth Flash back: Huh… this is sooo boring! Why do they make kids, go to freakin' school all the live long day? I mean if we have to come here, they could at the very least make it more interesting. We'll it is 8th period only have ten minutes to go.

Me: *presses fast-forward button.* Sorry to the people who wanted to hear Seth rant, in his head, but I want to skip to what this flash back is supposed to be about. If you want to hear Seth rant in his head, I'm going to post that up on my profile.)

Continuing flash back: I had just gotten home from school, Leah was out on patrol but, it was my day to rest. I go upstairs to my room, to take a nap, tonight I'd be to busy to sleep. But I passed Leah's door. And couldn't resist, because, there on the knob of her door, juts hanging there, was Leah's bra. Did Leah have no shame? I asked myself, I took the bra off the knob, and something possessed me to take it to my room. I walked in the door, closed it and locked it. What I was about to do, didn't want anyone to see, If they saw they could tell. I unhooked the bra, and put it on, in front of my full length mirror. I looked…. Hot. Then I took it off, put it in my dresser, and left. But as I left I could have sworn I saw a quick, sneaky vampire like hand, flash into the dresser, and grab something pink.

Back from the flash back that was a blast from the past.

"Well did you?" she demanded. "No." I lie smoothly. She looks at me suspiciously, "Seth lift up your shirt!" I glare at her. But do it. She was no doubt checking for a bra. Which I did not have on. I hadn't even seen a bra, since, that quick hand in the dresser. "Your clean." She mumbles, "JACOB!"" She yells, The Blacks were over for dinner, Jacob, was going to be way grossed out when Leah asked him. And then came the howl from the woods. It was Sam. "Mom, me and Leah got to go! Back later!" Before Leah can say it. Jacob gives his dad, a look and then leaves with us. So once were out side we get out of our cloths, (Leah does it behind a big rock) then we all transform, and run, keeping pace with each other.

Leah: What do you want Sam?

Sam: annual conference, don't tell me you guys forgot?

Jacob: Well... sorry but I did.

Me: Ditto

Leah: Yep

Sam: Mental sigh. Alright just hurry up.

Paul: yep hurry up!

Jacob: Great Paul's here.

Paul: Happy to see me? Paul thinks sarcastically

Jacob: Not even close.

Embry: Hey everybody, Wazz up S-dizzle?

Paul: never say that EVER again.

Jacob: For the first time we are in complete agreement.

Leah: What the hell is wrong with you Embry? Are you on Crack or something?

Embry: Maybe

Writer, would like to note, that she does not support drugs. It's uncool.

Jared: Listen, Embry my fine furry friend, you need to lay off, the crack, they make you sound like Leah when she got that DUI.

Leah: One time, and they label you for life!

Jared: the point is that Embry should stop doing crack and plus here is what you sounded like on the DUI night 'Yo policeizzle, Do yoz know who yo messin' with? Yo es messin' with a werewolf, homie! Let me go or I'll mess you up… I'll mess you up, so good, you won't be comin home to yo kidz tonight! Oh don't pull that gone on me! Wow hold it Chief O-dizzle! I'm sure we can work sometine' out. You don't know where... I've been, and what've seen! I seen a man die! I seen a baby being born. I seen a baby beein made!'

Quil: She actually said that?

Sam: Yes she did, now if you lady's are done chatting everyone else is already here!

Leah: Well someone has ants in their pants tonight.

Jared: we'll be there

Seth: Ditto

Quil: Yeppers.

Embry: On my way. Ps. I was just joking I'm not doing crack.

At the meeting

Sam: Well now that we're all here, and Jared has stopped quoting, Leah on the night of her DUI-

Leah: one freakin' time!

Sam: -we can get this meeting started, so anyone have any complaints?

Leah: Cough-cough Leah brings attention to herself all the guys groan mentally

Leah: yeah, Seth needs to change his underwear or have them ripped off and given away to you-know-who

Sam: LEAH RULES!

Leah: bla, bla, bla, and speaking of the rules, I think if I get one then everyone else should get one to.

Sam; Well… ah… I guess, that sort of makes since. But who should we give the next list to?

Jacob: I vote, Paul.

Embry: Jared

Paul: Seth

Seth: What? And I say Quill

Quill: What? I say Seth.

Leah: Seth.

Jared: Embry

Sam: Jacob. But since, it looks like Seth won lets get started.

1:

Sam: what should I write?

Leah: No stealing my bra!

Sam: Your brother stole your bra?

Paul: Seth stole your bra?

Jacob: Well… uh maybe that's something we should put on the list.

Quill: Probably.

Jared: Ditto

Embry: SETH STOLE A FREAKIN' BRA?

Seth: It's not like it was ever proven!

Sam: well just to be safe I'll put it on.

Leah: Yay!

1: No, stealing Leah's bras.

Jared: Oh I have something!

Sam: What?

Jared: No talking stupid. I know he hasn't done it yet but, two people have-

Leah: I was drunk, it means nothing!

Embry: And I was pretending to be on crack!

Jared: -Talked stupid at some point, best to stop it before it happens.

2: No talking stupid.

Sam: Next?

Leah: No, getting a DUI!

Seth: I've never gotten a DUI!

Leah: You mean you haven't that we know of. And if I can't have fun, my way, then he can't either!

Sam: Fine

3: No getting a DUI

Sam: Next?

Embry: No pretending to be on crack!

Leah: he never pretends to be on crack.

Seth: Yeah!

Embry: that we know of. And if I can't have fun my way then he can't either!

Sam: Alright, but you two are just being ridiculous.

4: No, pretending to be on crack.

Jacob: I have one.

Sam: what?
Jacob: I saw him, chasing his tail. He should stop doing that.

Sam: Agreed

Leah: Agreed

Paul: Damn right!

Jared: Right on!

Embry: why did you say 'Right on!'

Jared: Because, I'm celebrating my right as an American without a list to pretend to be on crack.

Quil: Well, I say Yeppers, on that rule. And maybe we should all, flex that right.

5: No chasing his tail.

6: no being alone with Emmet Cullen.

Quil: Um…no one suggested the last one.

Paul: Ah… well he should stop doing that too.

Seth: for the last time, I don't have a thing for Emmet Cullen!

Jacob: Sure you don't.

Seth: can we move on Sam?

Sam: Kay. So anyone?

Paul. No dancing EVER?

Seth: *sniff sniff* but… but I love to dance!

Paul: you my brother, give werewolves a bad name, when you dance.

Sam: I'll put it in Paul.

Paul: Thank you Jesus!

Seth: I'm not that bad…

Leah: Ah… ya you are.

7: No dancing.

Sam: Anyone else?

Quil: Yep.

Sam: okay what?

Quil: No stealing my bras.

Sam: YOU WEAR A BRA?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul: …Wow… Damn… didn't see that one coming

Seth: Ditto

Leah: uh… What gender are you again?

Embry: You wear a freakin bra?

Jared: ARE YOU ON CRACK?

Sam: It's not are place to judge what men put on there chest… no matter how disturbing.

Seth: I never stole… Quill's…. Bra.

Quill: Just a safety measure.

Sam: Well uh… okay. This couldn't get much weirder.

8: No stealing… Quill's…. bra

Jacob: I have a confession to make!

Sam: you don't wear a bra too?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul: Wow… jeez… REALLY didn't see that coming!

Leah: Uh… Well then…

Jared: um…

Jacob: Hell no, I have never put on a bra! And I don't plan to. I was just saying, that I think Seth should stop chewing on the furniture in my house…

Sam: Well that… changes things.

9: No chewing, on Jacob's furniture.

Seth: but it's tasty!

Leah: ewww.

Embry: Suggestion.

Sam: What?

Embry: No stealing my chew toy

10: No stealing Embry's chew toy.

Sam: Okay that should do it. Now everyone is dismissed.

Everyone in unision: By everyone!

And we all go home

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