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Journal
September 2nd, 2019
I hate Hogwarts. The stupid Sorting Hat must have a grudge against me or my family or something. I mean, I'm a Potter! Why the hell did it put me in Slytherin?! I know Al's a Ravenclaw and all, but Potters' just can't be Slytherins! We can't! Stupid inanimate object… And to make it worse, Scorpius Malfoy kept giving me bad looks all night. What is his problem? Does he have a stick where the sun doesn't shine or what. School will be hell. Nobody from my house likes me, and my own family is avoiding me because I was put somewhere I just don't belong. Kill me now please.
Love,
The ever suicidal and now also a Slytherin,
Lily.
P.S. : I guess the uniform doesn't look half bad on me. At least it doesn't clash with my hair…
"Slytherin Rules!"
"I love Toast"
September 2nd, 2020
Well, new year, new grudges. I made a total tool of myself at the feast last night. I was trying to pass Jennifer the chocolate mint mousse when it somehow slipped out of my hands and spilt across the table onto Malfoy's lap. It got me a week's detention and everybody was laughing at me. I guess that the look on the blonde prat's face was kinda worth it. He went all quiet and his lips scrunched up. I thought he was going to yell at me, or at least glare at me as per usual, but instead he just stood up and left the hall. I have the feeling that he may hate me by now. Yeah. Or at least feel a strong dislike for me. Very, very extremely strong dislike. Well, at least no one believes I'm not supposed to be a Slytherin anymore… but everyone was avoiding sitting with me at breakfast for some odd reason…
Love,
The extremely embarrassed girl who is now definitely hated by S. H. Malfoy,
Lily
"Scorpius Smells"
"Jennifer and Lily rule the school"
October 13th 2021,
Stupid bloody transfiguration teacher. No, stupid bloody Transfiguration should do. I mean, come on! What good is that subject any way? When in our lives are we ever going to say; oh! I have an immense need for a pin cushion, right at this very second! Quick, anyone have a porcupine?Hello?
I hate the subject, and it hates me. We absolutely do not mix. And I'm pretty sure that Professor Scully hates me too. She holds a grudge against me from the time I accidentally transfigured her clothing into cheese… Jarlsbourg cheese to be exact… oh. Right. The point. Scully just told me that I'm failing Transfig. And that I need a tutor. And who would that tutor just happen to be? Why, none other than the stupid blooming transfiguration prodigy himself. DAMN YOU TO HELL FOR ETERNITY, SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY!
Sigh. Now I have to put up with my arch nemesis for as long as it takes my marks to improve. So… Forever! Hell… Maybe I should actually try to work in class… maybe everyone is conspiring against me now and… gasp! This is a plot! They're using my hatred for Malfoy to improve my transfiguration mark. I'm hurt. Maybe I'll defy th- no… wait… Malfoy and transfiguration… I can't figure out which one's worse… I'll tell you when I decide… It might take from here to eternity though…
Love always,
… can't think of anything… wallowing in misery…
Lily
"Scully hates Lily '21"
"Lily hates Malfoy. And Transfiguration."
May 8th 2022
So, I guess it's not that bad having Scorpius as a tutor anymore. We actually get along together, and he, for one, has a decent taste in music (where as all of my other friends fail miserably in this category). I guess you can say that he's my friend now. Merlin… Never thought I'd say that about Malfoy… and I guess he is pretty good-looking… No! Wait! I mean, he's actually a great person when you aren't holding grudges against him! And I got my first E ever in Transfiguration. So, I'm happy. For now.
Muchos Love,
Lily
"Scorpius has a nice ass"
"Lily Malfoy"
"Lily hearts Scorpius"
September 1st, 2022.
I hate Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy. He's and evil bastard who cares about nobody's feelings but his own. Oh god, I can just see it going over and over in my head.
I was just going to the bathroom, and there were these noises coming from one of the compartments. They hadn't even closed the blinds. Scorpius was making out with Jennifer Schultz. My best friend. Ex-best friend. The one person who actually knew that I may have had a teensy crush on Scorpius. Well, maybe not teensy, but still! How could she! And how could he! Friends don't go around making out with other people's best friends. I hate her. I hate him. I just… oh, I don't know… right now, I just want to go wallow in self pity and cry until I can't any more. Sounds like a great way to spend the train ride to school.
Lily
"Jennifer Schultz and Scorpius Malfoy should die"
"Malfoy is a Prat"
"Schultz is a whore"
February 22nd, 2023.
Scorpius and Jennifer broke up last week. I laughed so hard for the first time in months when he basically called her a slut in front of the whole school on Valentines Day. The best moment of my year. I also started dating this Ravenclaw fifth year, Mikhail Rovshal. He's really sweet and cute and we get along really well. Better than me and Scorpius ever did or would… oh, who am I trying to kid? The only reason I agreed to go out with Mikhail last week was because Scorpius was looking at us when he asked me out. Actually, it was more like he was glaring at Mikhail. Maybe now he might know what it feels like to want something you can't have. I'm going to break it off with Mikhail tomorrow. I don't really want to date him. His eyes are creepy, and kissing him is like kissing a fish.
Lots of Loves,
Lily
"Mikhail Fish Face"
"Lily Rules the entire World!!"
February 25th, 2023
I am officially single as of two days ago. It feels great. No more fish kissing! Sigh. Scorpius made peace today. We're friends again. Just friends. I guess I had it wrong. He doesn't actually have any feelings for me… damnation… maybe I can, like, seduce him or something… that would be fun… Mwuhahahaha! … Wait, no, I won't… but I have to keep scaring away all of those vulture chicks who keep looking at him like a piece of meat… If I can't have him, no one can!!
Lots of Loves,
Lily
"Lily is a Cannibal"
"Albus is Gay"
"Fettes Brot are awesome"
September 22nd, 2023.
Weird… Scorpius is acting funny… I mean, nothing has happened since last year or anything, but he's been acting really weird since the train ride on the first. Every timeI talk to him, he seems really distant and so on… I'm not sure what's going on… but I want to find out… he can't keep it from me forever! I shall force it from him tomorrow! Yes! That I shall! Heheheh… we both have the afternoon free… That means I have more time to interrogate him…
Love,
The awesome and insanely cool super-spy,
Lily
"Spies Rule"
"Lily is Evil"
"I like Cheese"
September 23rd, 2023.
Oh. My. God. Today is officially the best day of my life thus far. I cornered Scorpius after lunch in the Common Room. He kept fidgeting and rubbing the back of his neck and stuff… It was really funny actually… anyways, I kept asking him all of these questions, but he wouldn't crack! So then, I was in the middle of an extremely long and (hopefully) annoying rant, when Scorpius just yelled over me and asked me out. It was great. I actually shut up for a few seconds. Then, when I didn't answer for what seemed like years, he looked like he was going to cry… it was so sad… I couldn't speak really… I was in shock… so I jumped him… Best. Make-outsession. Ever. I mean it; ever. So now, I am officially dating Scorpius Malfoy. And Life is so friggin great! I even hugged Al. And I never do that. I love my bro and all, but he's just weird. Weirder than me even. Sigh. Well… I shall go off and bask in happiness…
Love love love love love love,
Lily
September 1st, 2024.
I miss Scorpius.
February 28th, 2025
… sigh… so dull… School is so boring… I want to see Scorpius…
Lily
October 18th, 2025.
Stupid. Dumb. Transfiguration. Scully is trying to make me get a new tutor. I don't want a new one. I want my old one back.
Lily
June 26th, 2026.
Sigh. Finally! School's out! And I am officially graduated from Hogwarts! Woo! I even passed my Transfiguration Exam with an A… It was… Invigorating. And the best thing is that when the train stops, I get to actually spend time with Scorpius. Again. Ahhh… life is great…
Love, Hugs and Kisses,
Lily Luna Potter,
Fiancée of Scorpius H. Malfoy.