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Disclaimer i don't own Chucky Cees, skater Boi, Twilight, or the love Guru

Emmett's POV

It's go time. I run to my closet and grab a pair of SpongeBob underwear, and tights. I put on the tights first, underwear second. I sprint to the bathroom, and grab the plunger. I glue it to the top of my head, the stick on it, reminds me of a unicorn horn (I'm a superhero/unicorn! Oh yeah, after this Seth and George Lopez are both going to dig me!) (me: what is with this guy and George Lopez? unicorn/superhero? WTF?) My man needs super Emmet the unicorn/superhero! I run to La Push, in the effort to save Seth, the love of my life! (second to Rose of course….) but before I do… "Emmett! We need you, me and Alice, are going to break every-" Jasper barges in. He's mouth slowly drops open. He's shoulders go limp, his eyebrows raise, and he just stands there, and stares at me, the unicorn/superhero. "Emmet. What. The. (!!!!! Jasper is a potty mouth! I'm a writer that doesn't support this kind of thing so whenever someone says the F-bomb it's going to be made into !!!!! but don't worry they don't cuss that much.) Are. You. Doing?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He doesn't wait for an answer. He leaves the room slowly, and yells down the hall. "Esme, you owe me fifty bucks, he's gay! I was right!" I run to save my man, now that that slight disruption is over.

Seth's POV

Sam: So let's get this straight, you wear a bra, AND you love Seth?

Quil: Yeppers!

Leah: That's it. Your out of the pack.

Sam: Leah I'm the one that makes that decision!

Jacob: How about we just give him a list?

Jared: Um… incase everyone has forgotten, about Seth, he's about to jump from a cliff!

Paul: Oh, yeah I guess I forgot about that.

Leah: I stopped caring about it, thirty seconds ago. If he really wants to kill himself over dancing let him. It's better then us lifting the rule, and having to watch him, shake it.

Embry: Ditto

Seth: But…but… I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!

Paul: Go ahead, I never liked you much anyway.

Sam: eh… Okay. Not that big of a loss, on our part. Who wants to go out for frozen yogurt?

Quil: Fine with me.

Everyone except Seth: Ditto

Paul: What a sec, what's that In the sky?

Leah: It's a bird, duh.

Sam: No it's a plane!

Embry: It's a guy in SpongeBob underwear, tights, and… a plunger on his head…

Emmett: IT'S SUPER EMMETT THE UNICORN]/SUPERHERO!

Sam: Hey! What are you doing in our thought bubble?!!! Your not in the pack!

Emmett: it's unicorn magic! And I'm here to save Seth!

Seth: Awww…I was sort of hoping, Paul would save me as a friend!

Paul: O.O

So Emmet, saves the day and brings Seth off the cliff.

Sam: Well, Emmett, as long as you're here you want to come get frozen yogurt with us? We're going to make a list will we're there…

Emmet: Sure!

And so they all go to the la push werewolf's only yogurt store.

Edward's POV

Jasper walked in soon after we finished our number. "listen, brother, and sister, oh mine…." Jasper explained, some crazy plane of his, thank god this time, it didn't involve bananas and frogs,. I shiver at the memory of it.

FLASHBACK!

I walked through the door, and on the floor, I saw Alice and Jasper, slapping each other, and doing the thing where you squeeze the banana, and it comes out, so the banana would land on each others heads, and Jasper, had a frog in his mouth, that Alice was shoving down his throat with her foot.

Unflashback

"So, let's get this straight Jazz, you had an idea to retaliate against the lists, by breaking every rule Carlisle and Esme ever made, except killing, and that like, and Alice thought you wanted to um… take care….. of Carlisle and Esme, then you corrected her, and went to tell Emmet, where you found him, in his closet, wearing a plunger on his head, and wearing tights, with SpongeBob underwear over them? Then you knew you'd won the bet with Esme that my man was gay, and you went to collect the fifty bucks Esme owes you, because you won the bet that Em was gay?" Rosalie asks. "That's about it, will you help us retaliate I personally have no problem with Emmet's sexual preference so I'll ask him later too" he says "You bet I will Edward, are you going to?" I nod. Hey why not, I really, miss whole town, 10 things I hate about you movie night…

Rosalie POV

I can't wait to slap the living crap out of Newton!

Mike's house!

"Aro, sweetie why don't you come over for dinner tonight?"

"Mike, hon., you know I can't eat food!"
"There will be tequila ."

"I'll be there in five minutes."

Aro's POV

I love the taste of new fangled alcohol!

Okay everybody for the recorded

I have nothing against gay ppl.

I have never tasted alcohol.

I have seen the Love Guru 6 times.

Alcohol isn't cool, and neither is discrimination against gay ppl, and if you don't want your mind to be mental, then the love guru isn't exactly the healthiest thing to do.

The infamous phone call

He was a skater boi, she said see you later boi, he wasn't good enough for her, she had a pretty face, but her head was up in space, and she needed to come back down to earth….

Oh that's my ringtone! I must have someone else calling me…

"Um…. Mike, I have a call on the other line, can you hold?"

"Anything for you A-baby."

I put my honeybunch on hold.

"Hello Aro king of all vampires speaking?"
"Hello Aro."

"Who is this?"
"I am a girl, calling from a bathroom in an frozen yogurt store, who is also a fan of new fangled alcohol. That's all you need to know. Listen, leech, and listen good. I have a binding list, that says I can no longer drive drunk, and I need you to help me help myself."

"Why would I do that?" I scoff.

"Because if you don't, I have dirt on you. And I'll be sure it gets around to the entire vampire community, that your dating a human, and Mike Newton at that, plus that your gay."

I gasp. How could this mysterious girl with a drinking problem, possibly know that?"

"Listen meet me Tommorow at the Chucky Cheese in Forks, WA. Or the whole of the vampire race, will know your dirty little secret."

I heard a click at the other end, the heavy drinker had hung up.

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So I think we all know who was on the other end of that phone call. Now next chapter, will be showing the list being made at the la push werewolves only yogurt store, will you know who was in the bathroom, talking to Aro on the phone, I couldn't put it in this one because no one voted and, I need the vote so I can know who I'm writing about, so vote! And if any of you guys have the time…. check out this site it's mine . it's pretty cool if I do say so myself, It's pretty awesome, and I'll be very grateful for it, and if you go, your username pen name will be in the next chapter! Plus just to get it out there. I'm looking for a beta, if your interested, put it in the review with a reason why I should make you my beta…. So ttfn! h t t p : / / s a m m y p e t e r s o n . p r o b o a r d s . c o m/ i n d e x . c g i? no spaces!