OKai, So my mome sint me to a consoler. I dunt git why i gotta go but they'res this hawt consoler whos mexican. his name is hosay. he is sooo fineeee...almost as fine as kyosuke. he looks like kyosuke-KUN except his skin is darker and his hair is black. His nose isnt pointee eitha. but anyways him and me are gonna get marrie!! i will be the future misses hosay garcia!!!! i like grapes.

Summary for Chapter 5: I aime cheez. Purce que I est un chouette person. Episode 5 : Sakura-CHAN arrives and there is a rivalry !!! it is between me and sakura-CHAN on who can beat TERIYAKI-SAN...in Chapter 9.

Meet Sakura. Sakura runs. Sakura jumps. Sakura can do anything you can do.

But she can not eat cheese.

This is how I will beet her.

My name is Kuroshouminakashi Kuroshouminakashu.

N I will beet Wataanabee Sakura!!!!

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"Jossey posey feel in a rosey and couldn't catch her breath after that!" Curry-CHAN and Tofu-CHAN were playing jump rope.

"Haii!" Sushi-CHAN exclaims.

""NANI?!!!!?!?!?!?!"

"MATTAYO! I have a messag from Wasabi-KUN!"

"Wasabi-KUN? Aiiiiee!" Tofu-CHAN fell down.

"Itai!" James-KUN covered his ears.

"Sugoi!!!!!!" Sushi-CHAN shouted.

"Iie! Pas de Sugoi!" Curry-CHAN shouted.

"There's only one way to fight evil!"

"Mori? Mori? Somebody call me?" It wuz a knew voice. I turn around and see Sakura.

Sakura weared a short skirt. She had big eyes. She was short.

"Sakura-CHAN, we don't need your help."

"Hai! Anato do!"

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Sakura braced the limb of the tree with full force. "Love Mystic Dream Works!" She pounded at the tree and heart glitter started sprouting out. "This will land on Kyosuke and he will come back for anata, Kuro-CHAN!"

"Kyosuke-KUN? Really?" I was so happy!

Then Kyosuke came out of the sky. I ran to him but he fought me off with a stick.

"Kyosuke-KUN? DAYJABU?"

"Kuro-CHAN, he has been brainwashed!"

"This means we'll have to team up!" Sakura said to me. I look at ground. I don't like this.

"MWahahahahahahAhaha!" Rice-HIME appeared out of the sky with Mary Sue-CHAN. OH no! Mary Sue has been working with Rice-HIME all along! She knows my secrets.

"Vicious Kitty Litter!" I screamed as a threw a pile of dirt. Mary Sue whispered to Rice-HIME who said the only words that can block that attack, "Cat nip."

"This is going to be a hard victory!" Says James-KUN.

"Hai! WE WONT LOST!"

"No way hosay!!!!" shouted Pocky-CHAN.

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Hiii! This story is getting DARK. As dark as Hosay!!! Please review...you guys dont LVOE me anymore!!

Kuro-CHAN