Sorry it took me so long to update! I've been grounded (again)! So… here we go…
Sunny Okay I just had to show this… this takes place a few years after thus story, so it's not really part of this story but... it is pretty funny. I have a game for us all by the way, not including this part, I'm going to bold, some letter's whoever finds the pattern to the letters I bolded, gets their name in the next chapter! If you want to take a crack at the pattern put your guess/answer to the game, in the review.
Jasper's POV
I set on our bed, in Alice's and Mine's room. I was reading this book, on the Civil War; the details were so inaccurate, in these documentaries, when I felt something wet on my neck. I recognized the texture as that of a tongue, it had to be Alice, who else? "Alice, stop that tickles!" I complained, and turned to face Alice. It wasn't Alice. I saw Emmet, bending over my shoulder with his tongue momentarily frozen, on my neck. I leaded back. "Emmet what the !!!!?" I screamed. I heard Esme's soft feet sprinting up the stairs to see, what was wrong. Emmett jumped out the window, and I heard a big TUMPH! As Emmet landed. Esme finally made it to the doorway. "Jasper! What's wrong?" She asked urgently. I whisper, but I know the whole house can hear. "Emmet's sexuality." She looks at me strangely. I pricked my keen ears, to hear Rosalie's angry but very fast stomps up the stairs. "Are you saying, that my man, is a problem?" She screeched. "No you stupid blond-" I was interrupted by Esme, motherly as usual. "Play nice Jasper!" She scolded. I ignored her, and finished what I was saying. "The problem, is he's gay!" Esme wore a look of shock, Rose's looked the same, though slightly more Psychopathic. "Jasper! Bad boy! No discrimination!" Esme said. By now Edie, and Carlisle, I heard and smelled dogs in the distance, one was coming closer. I smelled Seth. He was coming toward the window…. We all heard him climb to the window, with his paws, defying gravity. We saw his face popping in through the open window. Rose went to slam it shut, but Edward said from the door. "Wait Rose." She did. Seth jumped in from the window, with a pant. Edward translated his thoughts. "He says he heard us from La Push, and 'If any of us are surprised about Emmet then whoever is surprise is an idiot. He also says 'Duh, everyone saw it coming dudes!'" Once he was translated Seth left. Once he did all eyes turned to me. "So why are you suddenly so racist?" Rosalie demanded. "Because I'm freaked out okay! He came in here, licked my neck, which points to him finding me sexy, and then he darted out the window!" I yelled, then I started crying and they all left. Then I whispered to myself. "Tommorow is payback time…"