Oh my Gackt!!! My mom married a stoopid azzwhole called Alan. Wut a slut!! My mom is such a betch, I want my lighfe 2 B overr. Gawd. Muthurfucker, laimazz betch, oh heelllz noo, oh no she didn't! lyke, totally is in luvv wit HOSAY GARCIA!!! squeals we're gunna get married tomorrow. And we're gunna make babies together! There gunna look lyke Kyosuke except not! So I wuz at this camp, and dis stupidd gerl wuz all "oh my Buddha!!! I lyke, luv Yukikun-KUN!!!" so I go " BETCH! He's ,mine!" den I wuz so badass, I stuck my tung out at herr!!!! Haha, take thT you hore!
Summary for Chapter 7: We fiind a MAgical crYstal ball. It giveS us speshal powerz. We can beet terryyaki-SAN!!!...in chapter 7.
"ok guys!" yelled pocky-CHAN, were gonna beet teriyaki-SAN!!! Thurs no more water in our lyfe fowtin!! "I got it I yelled. Evry1 looks at me. "I will go into a dreem and my fary godmama will tells us wat to do!" "Haiii Kuro-CHAN!" I wnet in sleep. In mi dreem, I saw Kyosuke-KUN. Though I new it wuz him not though. It took allll of my strenth to stai awai. finally, i saw my fary godmama. "godmama, i need ur help" "i am not your godmama...i am a wizard named Lopee" "Lopee...thats not a japaneeze name!" "no it's not...it's FRENCH!" "Oh noes! I must fight yuo!" "Le Francais grande grenouille bonjour adios!" I dogded it. "I am Kuro-CHAN! And I will beat you up, gift wrap you and send you to my papa, betch!" I say my spell "Sprinkle Glue and Macorroni with Ribbons and GiftWrap! I holiday day gift wrap you! Foo!" When I said this, he poofed into a dust ball. then I hear "You will pay for thisss!!!!!! I will bodyswitch your friends!" Then i was gone. when i awoke i was at JohnKUNS! When I look up, I swa me. But it was Ramen-CHAN's voice. It was confusing but I finall got it. I turned into Ramen-CHAN, Ramen-CHAN turned into me, John-KUN turned into Ramen-CHAN, Tofu-CHAN turned into Phillipe-KUN, Phillipe-KUN turned in2 Tofu-CHAN, Sushi-CHAN turned into Joey-KUN, Joey-KUN turned into Ramen-CHAN, Pocky-CHAN turned into Curry-CHAN, Curry-CHAN has not been found, Mitsubishi-CHAN turned into Sakura-CHAN, Sakura-CHAN turned into2 Mulili-SAN and Mr.Paul-SENSEI turned into Jesus. "What should we do?" says Pocky-CHAN but it was really Curry-CHAN. "This is all HIS fault!" I yelled but itw as really John-KUN. "lets go find a cure!" says tofu chan but it was really sushi-CHAN! we went to find a magical crystal ball. we stopped bya place called pedros. there i saw a panda with a diete coke feeding it to their baby. it was nice. i saw a karoke bar and begun to sing. "when your hart is broken, dont cry. when your friends leave, say goodbye. when you find a boy, dont lie and tell him youre twenty five. life is just one big game. stand up and say horray. this is your day. be yourself. that's all it takes. find your talent and then fly away!" everyon loved me!!! i was uber suber cute with my school FUKU and my long pink hair. it was great. this man came up and told me i was wonderful. "do you know how we can reverse a spell thats been cast?" "yes, i do. i am a wizard and my name is hiroto-SENSEI and i'll help you out." the spell was reversed but not long after, we saw a shooting star. "what is everyojne going to wish for?" pocky-CHAN said: clothes. sushi-CHAN said: food. tofu-CHAN said: food. Curry-CHAN said: towels. I said: world peace! 33333333333333333 that night i saw kyosuke-KUN once more in my dreem. he said he was stuck in a trap. I MUST SAVE HIM!
TEEhee!! wut a cliffhanegr! geev mee lotsa revidws or i'll neved finnish dis storii evwr agan!!! Kuro-CHAN (geev mee moocho moocho reviews!)