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Summary for CHpater 8: Wes puts on a play! its called LA BELLE ET LA BETE! I star in it!! Let's not hope Teriyaki-SAN comes and RUINS it thou!!...in chapter HUIT.
"Alrite! the school play is going to open nex week1" (AUTHORS NOTE: this is tru!! but i dont have a part in it. stupid lily took the part i wanted! shes a hor!)
"The parts are...
Kuro-CHAN as La Belle (AUTHORS NOTE: for you NON-french people, that means The Bell)
Kyosuke-KUN as La Bete (AUTHORS NOTE: for you NON-french people, that means the Bet)
Joey-KUN or Phillipe-KUN as Le Pere (AUTHORS NOTE: for you NON-french people, that means the masculine pear)
Tofu-CHAN and Sushi-CHAN as les ainees (AUTHORS NOTE: for you NON-french people, that means sisters)
Curry-CHAN, Mitsubishi-CHAN and Pocky-CHAN as les freres (AUTHORS NOTE: for you NON-french people, that means the boys)
Sakura-CHAN and Mary Sue-CHAN as les fees (AUTHORS NOTE: that means fire)
"OMIGOSH i got the part of The Bell!!!!" I yelled.
The play is gonna b fun.
"Once upon a time...in a far away land...there lived a merchant."
"Hi!" Joey-KUN said.
"He lived with his three sons..."
"Hi!" Pocky-CHAN, Curry-CHAN and Pocky-CHAN said at same time
"And his two ugly daughters..."
"WHAT?!" Screamed Sushi-CHAN.
"Hi!" Said Tofu-CHAN.
"And his one beautiful daughter, The Bell."
"Hello...my fellow birds..." I said to the birds in the tree outside the gym's window.
"One day...the merchant lost all of his money."
"Father! We want money!" Sushi-CHAN excalimed.
"Yes father! Money! I want clothes!" Tofu-CHAN yelled.
"I want jewels!" SUshi-CHAN yeled.
"Father, I don't mind." I hugged Phillipe-KUn from behind.
"GET OFF OF HIM!" Tofu-CHAN yelled and hit me.
"Ow, Tofu-CHAN stick to the script!" I yelled back.
"The Bell, you are a whore!" Tofu-CHAN yelled.
"The next day...a ship came that had lots of money...but, the merchant lost that as well."
"Father, how are we going to get clothes?" Tofu-CHAN asked.
"And jewels. Father, I want a husband." Sushi-CHAN asked.
"Father, I don't mind." I hugged Phillipe-KUN from behind.
"WHORE WHAT DID I JUST SAY?" Tofu-CHAN yelled.
The director of the play replaced Tofu-CHAN with Mitsubishi-CHAN.
"I must go...into the forest..." Joey-KUN announced as he went into the forest. "I am cold. I should go in that castle. The castle...of the Bet!" Joey-KUN galloped to the castle.
"Oh look. A rose. I shall pick it for my daughter, The Bell."
"Don't pick my rose!" Kyosuke-KUN yelled.
"Oh no! I already did!" Joey-KUN exclaimed.
"Then you must die!" Kyosuke-KUN yelled.
"Please no! I have a family at home, kill them!"
"Alright, bring back one of your daughters to take your place."
"Okay."
Joey-KUN came back to the house. I was cleaning. Mitsubishi-CHAN and Sushi-CHAN were exchanging the latest fairytale land gossip. My brothers are not in this story.
"I must give one of you up for The Bet."
"Not us!" Screamed Mitsubish-CHAN and Sushi-CHAN.
"I will father." I said.
I went to the castle. I found a room that was just for me. I spent time with The Bet, but I really missed my father.
"The Bet, I wish to see my father."
"No. Will you be my wife?"
"No. I have to see my father."
"Alrigth here is a special ring."
"Thank you, The Bet."
I is allowed to spend one week there. But I overstayed my visit. I had a dreme that the Bet was dying. I quickly went back to the castle.
"Oh, the Bet, I am sorry."
"That's okay..." Then Kyosuke gives a long speech.
"I will be your wife." Then Kyosuke was no longer there. He was Kyosuke...with a crown on. "Where did The Bet go?"
"I am a Prince. A bad fairy once..."
Mary Sue-CHAN comes out and points a stick at Kyosuke. "Yuo will be a Bet until a pretty woman agrees to be your wife!"
"...did that. But I am free now."
"I saved you from your trap!" (AUTHORS NOTE: remember? that night i saw kyosuke-KUN once more in my dreem. he said he was stuck in a trap. I MUST SAVE HIM!)
"Yes."
Sakura-CHAN came and pointed a stick at Mitsubishi-CHAN and Sushi-CHAN. "Now you will turn into statues!"
Then Kyosuke and I flew up into our heavenly place.
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So yeah, in French clazz we had to read LA BELLE ET LA BETE I didn't git it. I mean, what te h hell? its nothin like the disnee movie ?where the hel was the candle man and clock dude? and the teacup and teapot. LosRRRssssss! I totally FAILED every quiz. Who cares if it was VRAY OOO FAU if LA BELLE asked for a ROSE! UGH!! Send SOME LOVSSS!
Kuro-CHAN