Patient File 99327
Name: MATSUMOTO, Rangiku
Age/D.O.B: 23/September 29
Gender: female
Blood Type: C
Date Admitted: October 19th
Admitted for an unhealthy addiction to plastic surgery and heavy alcoholism. Matsumoto has also accumulated heavy debt in the form of unpaid medical fees. She also appears to be the only person with anything resembling a relationship with Icihmaru, Gin (Patient file 00547) however this suspected to be the reason behind her addiction
Progress is less than progressive since she is often hung over (how this occurs is unknown since we don't store alcohol. We just know she's getting it from somewhere. I suspect this is linked to Urahara but I cannot be certain)
Patient File 00547
Name: ICHIMARU, Gin
Age/D.O.B: Unknown (27-ish)/September 10
Gender: Male
Blood Type: Unknown (suspected to be AB)
Date Admitted: Unknown
We don't exactly know how long Gin has been a patient. We believe that he was already here when the facility was opened, as such by law he technically isn't supposed to even be here since he wasn't admitted. However his constant smirking (very creepy smirking) makes the higher ups very reluctant to let him leave. He is simply too suspicious to be allowed out into the public.
As such he is an illegally held patient, however the local police are kindly pretending that Gin doesn't exist (they have experienced him first hand too and agree that anywhere he cant escape from is the best place for him).
Other than the fact he is unhealthily obsessed with Matsumoto (Ran-Chan) and seems to see everything before it happens…
We know absolutely nothing about him.
0830 HRS
Gin has failed to show up for breakfast for the past three days. Everyone is preparing for something. Even Urahara. Urahara never prepares for anything.
I don't know what we are preparing for but we are preparing for it, a general rule when Gin is plotting is to cover as many bases as possible.
Urahara keeps pulling the leaves off all the fake plants.
Renji is helping him.
0922 HRS
We found gin on the roof. Meditating. When I asked him why he was meditating (I didn't go into why he had chosen to meditate on the roof) he just smiled at me.
Normally, this would not worry me (much), but his eyed were open. Gin's eyes are never open.
We have locked him in solitary confinement for the time being, but I don't think it will do any good.
We don't even know why Gin is in here other than being a danger to society.
1053 HRS
The other doctors and I have made a bet on how long it will take gin to get out of solitary from the current time.
The Bets are as follows;
Dr B. Kuchiki - 2 Hours 38 Minuets - £5.38,1 packet of Quavers.
Dr M. Kurosuitchi - 3 Hours 45 Minuets - £8.42, 1 Can of Vimto
Dr R. Unohara - 5 Hours 27 Minuets - £11.96, 1 Marks & Spencers coupon (Value £15)
1101 HRS
Well, he only took 48 minuets, which is a record for the patient without plastic weapons to aid them. I am now £20.38 richer. And one can of Vimto. I kindly declined the coupon (My guess was closest).
Why do all of our patients have the weapons or enough intelligence required to regularly break out?
It is not only dangerous, but it is less than productive in terms of preserving mental health.
*Note* Have lock fixed. I don't know how Gin managed to melt it, but it is no longer a lock. It is a molten blob of metal on the floor.
1227 HRS
We had to put Matsumoto in a straight jacket again. She was trying to use the phone again. Why she wants more breast enhancement surgery when she is already having breathing problems is still a mystery (She cant sleep on her back or she'll be suffocated by her own breasts).
Either way she was very upset when I told her she couldn't call the plastic surgery clinic. Yumichika is comforting her.
I have seen gin standing in corners and smirking. I have decided to ignore him for now.
1642 HRS
Yumichika has noticed that one of Matsumoto's eyebrows is out of balance.
He is not happy.
1731 HRS
Yumichika is rummaging around in his bag for something…
1822 HRS
YUMICHIKA HAS THE TWEEZERS AGAIN!!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE SEDATIVES?!
1824 HRS
This is not good. Matsumoto is still in the straight jacket so she cant defend herself, but we cant get near Yumichika.
He keeps threatening us with the tweezers if we get to close…
Where are the damn sedatives?!
"Stop plucking my eyebrows!!!! Get away! I cant afford eyebrow surgery this month!!!
"Stop?! Stop?! Are you insane woman?! They are squint! it is ugly! A woman's face should not be ugly! It should be beautiful!!!! I'm helping you!!!!"
"IT HUUURRTS!"
"Don't be such a ninny."
"Maybe you should stop Yumichika… They look transparent…."
"and what would you know baldy? You have no right to lecture me when your right ear is 0.37mm lower than your left!!!"
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"
1834 HRS
Ikkaku's rampage has worked in our favour.
For once.
In his rage he cut of one of Yumichika's feathers with that wooden sword of his. He has (thankfully) yet to wake up.
Matsumoto is being comforted with the loss of her eyebrows by Gin. I still don't know where he went…
*NOTE* Find out where all the patient keep getting weapons from!
2259 HRS
For once there is peace.
Renji is following Chad and (the almighty) Yuichi, however I believe this to be in admiration.
Not murderous intent.
I wondered how he understood what Chad was saying until I saw Ichigo translate something from him.
After a small chat I discovered Ichigo has been giving him lessons in 'Chad-ish'
*NOTE* Wait until Renji is fluent in 'Chad-ish' then request lessons.
0032 HRS
I have a feeling something bad is going to happen soon. Shiro isn't coming out as much and when he does he just locks himself in the kitchen (For Ichigo's case this is a bad thing). The last time this happened he got addiction problems with Kuroshitsuchi's energy tablets; we had to get someone in to talk about substance abuse.
Kyouraku got addicted instead. Maybe I should inform the chief supervisor of this… he'll want to get the damage predictions early if he can…
0103 HRS
Despite the fact this peace is disturbing on a variety of levels, I have decided to use the time to get some sleep.
living off of energy tablets and coffee is not healthy.
Especially when Kuroshitsuchi mad the energy tablets.
0457 HRS
Apparently I'm not the only one reluctant to eat anything Kuroshitsuchi makes.
He tried 'persuading' Yoruchi to eat one of his 'experimental cures' but she just hissed at him.
Gin is smirking again…
It is probably in everyone's best interests if I put a guard in the safe room and outside Gin's room.
*NOTE* Find Yoruchi's clothes!
0821 HRS
Shiro drugged Yoruchi's food.
I dread to think what will happen next. She was bad enough wandering around naked….
We have locked Shiro in solitary confinement.
0942 HRS
Yoruchi tried to 'hunt'
This wouldn't be so much of a problem normally; she does it all the time.
However this time she went after (the almighty) Yuichi…
Chad is far from happy about this.
I swear to god I will find a way to have Ichigo castrated for this…
when I find him.
He ran off when Yoruchi went crazy(er) so we don't actually know where he is.
Rukia is no use. Her mood-swings make her unbearable to be around.
Besides, she wants revenge for my trying to have Ichigo castrated.
1017 HRS
We found Shiro on the roof.
Apparently Kuroshitsuchi bribed him to drug Yoruchi with some sort of new toastie combination (I have suspicions that Kuroshitsuchi used drugs here…).
We have suspended Kuroshitsuchi for 2 weeks.
Gin smirked.
For some reason I think this was his goal all along but this is Gin…
He is the living embodiment of unstable so it impossible to be certain.
1102 HRS
I found out why I feel so uneasy.
Chief Supervisor Yamato is being sent to do an inspection next week.
Mwhahahahaha! i love torturing byakuya. he seiously needs to relax. how far is that stick shoved up his ass? in other news... toshiro's arm! what the hell?! how does this happen?! nooooo!!!!! toshiro!!!!!!!
Im taking now to say thank you to all the reveiwers and PM's people have sent me. it gets my spirits up when my imagination fails me temporarily. i wont list everyones name because if i do we'll be here all day.
Reveiw and you get a muffin. blueberry. with chocolate frosting.
Mmmmm..... frosting.... im hungry now.... im going to find something edible....
Natarii
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