Hey, sorry I haven't updated in
while. I've been busy…
Anyways, I hope you're happy with
this chapter (By the way if anyone has any ideas for future chapters
please tell me! Thanks!)
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, not me! :O omg, shocker there.
Bellas POV
I woke up with a, drawn mustache on my face. I guess usually I would get mad at everyone and scrub it off, but I must say I look hot in a mustache.
I ran down the stairs falling, a couple dozen times, till I reached the family room where everyone was sitting.
"Bella, did you see yourself this morning?" Emmett asked.
"M-hmm" I said giggling
"Okay and you're not washing it off?"
"Nope, I look hot in a mustache." I answered
"STOP LYING BELLA, YOU'RE SUCH A FREAK!" Edward yelled at me.
"Don't worry Bella Edwards been freaking out at everything someone says this morning." Alice explained to me.
"Where is my bestest buddy Jazzzyasper?!?" I asked jumping up and down! (Yeah Bella is still high on sugar.)
"I don't know actually, but that might be dangerous with him on sugar… I'll start looking for him soon." Alice told me.
"I am going to start looking now!!!."
I walked into the kitchen, where I saw Jasper drinking more blood with the sugar right beside him.
Hoa odga tia tillsa Ella'sba OVPA! (oh my god it is still Bella's POV!) (Sorry, I was bored) XD
"Woot woot! Jasper your eating more sugar!" I excitedly said.
"BELLA, HAVE SOME MORE SUGAR SO YOU CAN BE EVEN MORE HYPER!"
"YAAAAAAAAAY!"
Jasper and I ate almost all the sugar that was in the house. By the time we were done we were pretty hyper.
"GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSSSS, I WANNA GO TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK!" I said
"Okay, everyone get into Emmett's jeep!!" Alice said.
We all got into his jeep and went to the amusement park. When we got there Jasper and I already decided that we were going to go on tallest and scariest ride in the park first!
By the time we got into the park Jasper and I were already out of sight from the others, we ran straight to the rollercoaster. We got into the front of the ride.
"WOOOT WOOOOOOT!" Jasper yelled "OMG, I AM SOOOO EXCITED."
"MEEE TOOOO!"
Once the ride started moving, Jasper and I started screaming like little girls. The train got up the hill and then dropped us. The coaster went in about a thousand loops and we were still screaming. The ride finally came to a stop and Jasper and I were cheering.
"JAZZY, LETS GO AGAIN!" I said.
"OKAAAY!"
A lady came over to us "You have to get out now so other people can get on." She said
"NO, WE WANT TO GO AGAIN!" Jasper yelled.
"Well, you'll have to get back in line if you want to go again."
"NO WAY, WERE STAYING RIGHT HERE AND RIDING AGAIN."
Jasper was mad so he punched the lady lightly (well lightly for a vampire). The lady fell hit her head. Jasper and I couldn't stop laughing. Soon security came.
"You two, come with me."
"NEVER!" I yelled.
Jasper and I hopped out of the train and started running around the whole park. Since Jasper had to keep up with my speed, the security guards caught us. Once they caught us, we were kicked out of the park. We still had no idea where the others were, but we didn't care.
………………………………………………………….LATEERR!.....................................................................................
Jasper and I were home and the others still didn't come back yet.
"BELLA, I'M BORED!" Jasper yelled.
"I HAVE AN IDEA! LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!" I suggested.
"YEA, OOOOHHH YOU ASK ME FIRST!"
"Okay, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare."
"Okay, I dare you to go to Mike Newton's house and pretend you're gay." (A/N: I just love getting Mike pissed off.)
So, Jasper put me on his back and re ran to Mikes house.
"Okay, go up to his door and just be gay."
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Wooooaaahhh,
it is Jazzzyaspers POV! :o
Aha, this is going to be so fun! :D
I knocked on the door and Mike came and opened it.
"Omigod, you're here again! What this time!"
"Oh
Mikey, there's no need to shout." I said putting one hand on his
shoulder. "I came here to tell you that I broke up with Alice.
There was nothing special between us. So I wanted to tell you that,
you are the one for me." Aha, I wish you could see his face!
"Oh
Jasper, I feel the same way. I've never loved Bella, I just
pretended I did to get to know you." He said.
I fell on the
ground and started laughing so hard I thought I was going to piss my
pants even though I'm a vampire.
"AHAHAHA, I WAS JUST JOKING! IT WAS A DARE."
"DAMMIT! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!" He screamed/cried and ran back into his house slamming the door.
I went back to Bella and saw her on the ground laughing too.
"Don't worry Jasper, I got it all on tape." She said showing me the video camera.
"It's your turn next Bella." I said with and evil smile.
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So, how'd you like it ?!
I'm pretty much just ditched the rest of the character in this chapter.
Again, please don't flame me. I know my grammars bad in this story, It's just to make it funnier. :P
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