MPOV
Jessica wasn't the smartest person ever. We couldn't think of anything for a plan so we battled "Yo momma" jokes like idiots.
"Yo Momma so fat she farted and the government claimed her for the cause of Global Warming!" Jessica shouted at me.
"Yo Momma so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie!" I shouted back, imitating the Wookie voice.
"Oh yeah? You wanna go there?" Jessica challenged me.
"Yes I do now bring it girl."
"Okay you asked for it. Yo Momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she got King Kong in a headlock!"
"Oh I got a better one that will win this competition!"
"You sure about that, Mikey?"
"Positive."
"Fire away then."
"Yo Mommas so hairy, King Kong came up to her and said 'Hey baby how's it goin?'"
She busted out laughing and then it hit me.
"Jess, I got it!"
"I'm sure you do Mikey." She laughed some more and realized I was serious.
"Edward won't stay away from Bella, so we find someone to convince him away from her, like a sister or something."
"I see who would want to do that though?"
"Rosalie Jessica! Rosalie!"
"Oh yea Rosalie, she hates Bella like Lauren and I." I shot her a glare and she tried not to laugh.
"yes, the plan works doesn't it?" I asked Jessica and she nodded and curled up on the couch.
I got onto the couch and let her sit on my lap and we cuddled and watched a movie, together.