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Rated: M for Mansex

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Irvine searched through his dresser for something to wear. "So many choices." He said peeling off his shirt. As he did so, a knock at the front door was heard. He walked over to the door and looked through the peephole. He saw Selphie standing outside, and he hurriedly opened the door. "Hey baby. Did you come by just to see me half naked?"
Selphie looked at him and almost forgot why she came. 'Stay focused, stay focused, stay focused.' "Irvine, we need to talk."
"Oh that sounds good. Whats wrong?"
"Us. This is just not working." Selphie blurted out all at once.
"Woah...Thank you so much Selphie."
"I know Irvine, I didn.... wait what?"
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean for that to sound harsh. But there isn't something right about us going out. I'm only going out with you because of the note..."
"Irvine I told you I never wrote that!"
"I know, but I thought it might have been the GF that made you forget, but this is just wrong. I realize that now. Even if you did write it, the fact that you forgot about it just proves the point further."
"...I am speechless. So all this time you were just pulling me along? BECAUSE OF A FUCKING NOTE?" Selphie was on the verge of exploding. It isn't the fact that he was breaking up with her that pissed her off, but the fact that the time they were going out wasn't even real.
"It's not like that!" Irvine protested.
"I bet all you wanted was sex, are you happy now?"
"Do I look happy?"
Selphie didn't care. She stomped out of the room and down the hall. "God. I can't believe what a prick he turned out to be! Gah where can I go? I gotta talk to someone..." she stopped outside of Zells room, but before she was able to knock on the door, she heard groans of two men going at it. 'A bit of morning sex I see... good for them...' she said walking down the hall and into a scared brunette. "Ah Squall! I'm sorry!"
"Oh hi Selphie. Whats wrong?"
"Me and Irvine just broke up..."
Squall wasn't really sure of what to say. He never was good with other peoples problems. After a moment of silence Selphie spoke. "God I still can't believe he stringed me along because of a note."
"...A note..." He said to himself.
"I swear I never wrote that, yet he still believes I did. Can you believe the nerve of him? Did he ever tell you about it?"
"He didn't have too..."
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
'Well' Squall thought to himself. 'It's now or never. Someone needs to know...' "He didn't have to tell me that he got a note because... I gave it to him."

"Squall... are you serious?" Selphie said, stunned, forgetting about her sadness.
'Oh shit, why the hell did I just tell her that? It's too late now.' "Yes. It's true..." Squall sighed.
"Oh my... Squall, why... I just can't believe it... How do you feel about him now?"
Squall took a deep breath. He was up a very large creek here and he wasn't sure how to play this out. "Selphie... I love him."
Selphie wasn't sure how to react to this. Here is the guy, who didn't let ANYONE in, aside for a girl he ended up dumping, saying he was in love with her very recent ex. She was a bit on the surprised side. "Well, this is new... What do you plan to do about it?"
"I really don't know. He isn't gay, we ALL know that. So I know I'm not going to get anything out of this, but I can't let him go. Its been what, 10 years since that note? I haven't changed my feelings since that day... I've tried to forget them and hope that would help me, but all it did was cause heartbreak for me, and me hurting Rinoa."
"Is that why you two broke up?" Selphie asked, sitting down onto the hall bench. Squall sat next to her and put his head in his hands.
"Yeah. I just couldn't live in that lie anymore. She's a nice girl, and she deserves more than that. I couldn't keep that relationship going."
"Wow Squall. Well we gotta fix this!" Selphie said. "We can't have you loving someone that doesn't love you back! You know what we gotta do?"
"Forget about him." Squall said. "I know."
"No silly! Make him fall in love with you!"

"Make him wah?" Squall said looking at Selphie. "Selphie, I don't think you understand. He isn't gay. You can't make someone turn gay. You can't even make someone fall in love with you."
Selphie sighed. "Well then fine. We will get him to realize he loves you... by using any means necessary." She said with an evil grin. Squall looked totally worn out.
"Hey Selphie. I gotta go and get ready. I'm getting a ride into Balamb around one, and I don't have much time."
"Oh really. Who is giving you a ride? HMMMMM??!" Selphie asked, already knowing the answer.
'Oh God.' "...Irvine..." Squall mumbled, hoping to whoever was listening to his plight that she didn't hear that. No such luck.
"HA I KNEW IT! Come on, we gotta get you to look good." And she dragged him off to his dorm room.

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TEH AUTHORS NOTE!!!

Oh sheets! Selphie is on the case, and we all know that these two are going to be together now. I know I know, no surprises right? I mean I know that none of you expected this when you clicked on the link. I am such a ending ruiner. :P