So You Really Like Me?
Kir-Kir-Chan: Need ma street cred back, yo
Chains:...yes
Chaos: Yeah good luck with that – Idiot
Kir-Kir-Chan: I will take that as inspiring words of friendship
Chaos: You do that
Kir-Kir-Chan: Okay a lot has changed since I came back. I cut my hair short, got my lip pierced (twice) and I cleaned up my stories. All the stories that I did not continue or I thought were bad are now gone! Sorry to the people who liked them. I am back and ready to start my writing again. So! I start off with this series that will be finished because I have already typed up all the ideas I have for each chapter, but please if anyone has any ideas on how to improve please don't feel like you can't share. In the past I have had some good idea and some not good ideas but to anyone who wants to PM me with an idea or include an idea in a review go on right ahead! I reply to every single comment! I love my fans woo! So! Lets get this part started!
Summary: Being a teenager is harder than adults think, especially when you have to deal with your sexuality, your love life, your homework and most importantly - you have to try and fit in all at the same time! Thank god for junk food. Sasuke/Naruto, Sasuke/Neji, Naruto/Deidara
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yaoi, may contain sex later on in the series
R&R: Reviews? Yes! Reviews are my heroine!
Disclaimer: If I did own Naruto I wouldn't be writing fanfics, now would I? No, silly peoples. Aw but I love ya all!
I was sitting at my lunch table tapping my fingers on the wood, my life sucked. Really. It sucked more than a whore trying to make rent that month. My best best best friend in the whole of the world is a bastard, a huge bastard – he is such a massive bastard that i'm surprised he could fit into those skinny jeans. Does that make sense? Well I don't care because i'm angry. Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke, oh you silly bastard.
Y'know at first it was no big deal, sure Sasuke skipped a few lunch times to go eat with his bloody boyfriend, I just shrugged it off. He had a boyfriend now of course things wouldn't be the same, Sasuke would want to spend time with that freak. No dig deal, I would eat lunch with Kiba.
Sasuke is my best friend, we would spend so much time together people thought we were dating – yeah fucking right! He spends more time getting ready in the mornings than a girl! But now I barely see him at all. I miss him, Sasuke is always with Neji now and I don't even think Sasuke thinks about me anymore because when I actually do get to spend some time with my emo best friend he always talks about Neji. Neji this Neji that!
I don't give two hairy shits about Neji!
So after a month of seeing my friend twice! TWICE! I talked to Sasuke about it, Sasuke said I was being stupid. But then he invited me to dinner tonight so I guess it is okay...whatever I don't even care anymore. I hope Sasuke gets pregnant with Neji's baby and then go get married and then they both die in a smelly old peoples home!!
It's not like I care anyway.
Anyway, so yeah, dinner at Sasuke's place tonight should be fun because Itachi will be there and even though he scares the living cheese out of me he is still awesome.
But scary...
I once rang Sasuke's house for homework help and Itachi picked up and said; "Hello Naruto, Sasuke is in the shower. The answer is the year 1945. Goodbye." he then hang up and I just stood holding the phone to my ear like an idiot. That guy...he was good. Then there is his 'friend' Kisame. Tch, friend my tight ass. The whole house can hear them screwing when I sleep round Sasuke's but everyone pretends to ignore it. I'm not sure why because every single man, woman, child, peacock know that Itachi and Kisame are gay – and gay together.
I look around the lunch room and try to spot Neji and Sasuke, they are sitting alone on a table laughing and talking like Neji has been Sasuke's best friend for 10 years! Well he hasn't! I have! Naruto Uzumaki!
Where the hell is Kiba? I am so bored just sitting here pretending not to glare at Neji. Maybe he has a detention or went somewhere to study or has a date...
Yeah right! He probably has a detention! Kiba is so stupid about the ladies that he could never get a date! And study? Its more likely that I study than him!
I scan the room again; do I even have other friends? Nope, didn't think so.
Okay so its not that bad sitting here alone with an empty food tray.....
Screw it, I picked up my food try and put it with the other dirty trays and walked out of the lunch hall, I would just go to my next class and wait for the bell to ring in...what's the time? I looked around for a clock but then I realized I had my bugs bunny watch one (Bugs bunny – classic!) oh for the love of all that is rock I have 30 freaking minutes to wait! What the hell can I do alone for 30 minutes?
….well...there is-
What the hell?! I'm so lonely i'm thinking like that pervert Sasuke! I'm not doing that in class! I don't even feel comfortable doing it alone in my bathroom...what if someone is watching?
Kinda hard to do in a bathroom with no windows but what if someone was watching me like in that CSI episode when that freak who installed Nick's cable lived up in his attic and watched him! The guy who lived above me was a little weird....
Okay now I am just being a weirdo! Being alone can do that sort of stuff to you though.
I hated life, I hated life and I hated my life more! And I hated Sasuke even more than that! Jerk...
Okay I don't hate Sasuke but c'mon! Dude, why did he invite that Neji fucktard?! He didn't spend enough time with him at school?! Apparently not.
"Naruto." Itachi poured some peas on my plate, ugh I hate peas! And he knows it, I bet he just wants to make my life even worse. Asshole. Itachi looked into my eyes...like he knew I just called him an asshole....'Sorry sorry sorry!' I shouted in my head, Itachi kept staring before he sat back down and began eating his chicken with an angels grace. While Kisame just stabbed his fork into his chicken breast, picked it up and tore off pieces. I laughed, he has no manners and he is with someone who wrote the book for manners!
Sasuke was too busy talking to Neji to notice anything else so I just ate my meal in piece...s..ahaha, get it? Pieces? Ah, i'm a comical genius.
A knock at the door...dun dun duuun! I bet its the coppers! Hide! I laughed at myself under my breath and Kisame just gave me an odd look. Itachi, who probably knew what I was thinking stood up and left the room to answer the doorbell.
I once heard Kisame and Itachi fighting over what the doorbell ring should be and Kisame thought it should be the theme song from Jaws. That would have been so awesome! But they or rather Itachi decided to keep the traditional doorbell ring. Boring~ Jaws would have been funnier.
"Hey guys, un!" Deidara! He is so funny! He sat down next to me and stole my food.
"Hey!" I stole my plate from him and glared. "Mine, ponytail!" I stuck my tongue out at him. He stuck his tongue back out at me but Itachi gave him a plate of food before a full out war took place at the dinner table. Of course I would be the victor!
Deidara was 4 years older than me like Itachi and Kisame and went to the same uni as they did. He studied art, he showed me a few of his stuff once and he is pretty damn good.
"Thanks man, un!" Deidara said before stuffing his face with food and talking at the same time. Itachi looked a little disgusted but didn't say anything. He is probably just used to bad manners now. Kisame laughed at whatever Deidara was talking about, I don't care.
I just sat and ate my food in silence, sometime smiling at some of the things Deidara said but that's about it.
I felt like an idiot for coming here tonight. Sasuke of course would have invited Neji..bloody bastard. Well the holiday was coming up soon so I would get to spend at least one day with Sasuke alone in the week vacation. The rest I will probably just hang with Kiba. Man I really need more friends.
Itachi took everyone's plate and asked if anyone wanted ice cream.
"Hell yeah!" I shouted, a big grin on my face. Thank god for junk food! Oh I just had an idea, the pink panther theme tune for the doorbell! Ahaha, that would rock!
"Not for us," I turned to look at Sasuke. "I have some homework I want to finish up." He looked at Neji and they both walked out the room.
Yeah, homework my ass. That was code for 'I'm gunna get laid yo!' jerk.
"More ice cream for us then, un!" Deidara laughed and grabbed the tub of ice cream from Itachi and scoped half of it in his bowl! Greedy bastard!
"I'm going to go do some work." Itachi walked off, he didn't like sweats very much. Well I did! i took the tub from Deidara and poured the rest in my bowl. Ha! Take that you fairy!
"I think i'm gunna go see if Itachi wants to do some 'homework'!" Kisame smirked and walked out the room and left Deidara and me alone eating our ice cream and talking. He was a cool guy, even if he was old. Well, 21.
"So I told my professor to make it a higher grade, un! It deserved more than a B, un!" He complained the scoped a massive spoonful of chocolate ice cream in his mouth.
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"Ow ow ow ow ow!" Deidara danced around the room holding his head as a freeze brain set in. That's right I said it. Freeze brain! I don't conform to your normal ways of speaking! Aha, I rock.
"Idiot!" I laughed harder at him. He fell back on his chair and rubbed his forehead.
"Brain freezes suck, un."
"Freeze brains." I corrected him!
"What, un?" He looked at me.
"Freeze brains, not brain freeze!" He stared at me.
"Freeze brain, un?"
"Yep, freeze brain." We both nodded our heads.
Then laughed. Man it felt good to laugh at stupid things like this I haven't done it since Sasuke got together with Neji and stopped hanging around with me.
"Your cute, un."
Huh...?
"Thanks..?" I'm not sure what else to say to that. I mean, Deidara was pretty good looking so I could tell him he was cute to...? "you-"
I didn't get a chance to tell him he was good looking because all of a sudden he leaned down
heeled my chin in his fingers
...and kissed me.
Whoa, now this is crazy.
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Kir-Kir-Chan: so, what do you think?