So You Really Like me?

Kir-Kir-Chan: Hello everyone, and welcome to another thrilling episode of So You Really Like Me, and I, Kir-Kir-Chan, will be your host tonight

Chaos: Shut up and get on with the events already!

Kir-Kir-Chan: As you wish! LETS START THIS THANG!

Summary: Naruto isn't so sure if he wants to be friends with Sasuke anymore and why is he acting so weird?

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"Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?...."

You might be wondering why I am singing Holding Out For a Hero and standing on Itachi's coffee table.

"Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need...."

Well...oh wait here comes the good part!

"OOOOOHHHH OOOOH!! I NEED A HERO!! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT!" I jump off Itachi's coffee table, "HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT! I NEED A HEERRRROOOO!!" I moon walk backwards, " I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE MORNING LIGHT!" I do some bad white guy dancing – oh yeah, I am so badass. "HE'S GOTTA BE SURE AND IT'S GOTTA BE SOON AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE!" I jump on the sofa, "Larrrrrrger than liiiffeee!"

Deidara is laughing at me and clapping his hands as he does some bad white guy dancing – hey he is improving- "Somewhere after midnight, in my wildest fantasy, somewhere just beyond my reach there's someone reaching back to me!" I fall on my knees and reach for Deidara who puts his hand on his heart and reaches back to me with his other hand, "Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat....It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet!!"

I jump up, "Up where the mountains meet the heavens above, out where the lightning splits the sea! I would swear that there´s someone somewhere watching me!!" I can't remember what I was going to say...well I know what i'm going to sing!

"Through the wind and the chill and the rain!! And the storm and the flood! I can feel his approach like the fire in my blood!" I moon walk back and head bang a bit, because you know, like I said, I rock.

"I NEED A HERO, I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE MORNING LIGHT!! AND HE'S GOTTA BE SURE AND ITS GOTTA BE SOON AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE!!" I punch my fist in the air! "AND HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT!!" I jump back on the coffee table, "I NEED A HEEERRROOOOO!!!" I punch my fist up in the air again and drop my head down.

Man...i so rock.

"That was terrible, un!" Hey! Who cares what does he know about music. I rocked.

"Dreadful." Itachi said from his arm chair, his arms crossed over his chest and that usual 'I don't care' look.

"Shit."

"I rocked! You know nothing about music!" I jump off the coffee table and fall on the sofa, feeling a little out of breath from my amazing performance. So what was I saying?

Oh yeah, so you are probably wondering why I was singing Holding Out For a Hero, well Deidara bought the Karaoke Shirk sound track and invited me round Itachi's house, Itachi has a karaoke machine, who know? I was feeling a little...dead, so I thought it would be a good idea to come here, have a little fun and forget Sasuke and Sasuke's boyfriend, and school and how Kiba has a cold and can't come to school so I am alone. Yeah, i'm glad Deidara did this.

It's barely been 3 days and Deidara has made me happier than I have been in a while. He is also loaded! So he buys lots of cool stuff and junk food. Like the Karaoke Shirk sound track and double hot fudge chocolate cake with chocolate chip cookie ice cream. Yum.

"Deidara, you could have done this at your own place y'know." I don't know why Kisame was complaining, he just sang Livin la vida loca with Itachi and stuffing as many cookies in his mouth as possible at the same time. He wasn't very good.

"But you would have missed out on all the fun, un." Deidara smirked and grabbed a beer. I have tried many times tonight to get a beer but someone – Itachi – kept stopping me. Damn him!

"I wanna sing again!" I grabbed the CD and looked at the back. "What song should I sing? Hm..."

"How about none, un?" Deidara grabbed the back of my shirt and pulled me over to sit on his lap. I wanted to look angry at him but I was sort of...blushing! Damn him! Men don't blush.

"Why is Naruto sitting on your lap?" Sasuke walked in and his eyes remained firmly on Deidara and I. He looked...angry? Really angry...

"Aw, my boyfriend can't sit on my lap-"

"Boyfriend?!" Sasuke shouted before Deidara could finish his sentence. Man Sasuke was turning red! Why is he so pissed? Maybe Neji didn't fuck him the right away, okay that was a bit mean of me but whatever. "But Naruto isn't gay!" He looked at me, "Right?!"

"Well..erm...sorta...i...suppose...a little...i guess..." I didn't really know what to say to that question right at the moment. I mean, sure i'm dating a guy but does that really mean I just like guys? I always used to like girls but girls never liked me back. Maybe they sensed I was gay so they didn't like me back...?

Girls are like dogs, but instead of sensing fear they sense gays?..Maybe..

"How long....?" How long what? Have I been dating Deidara..well...since Saturday I guess...or how long have I been gay? Or bi I should say I guess...Since Saturday.

"Err..Saturday?"

Sasuke looked at Itachi and it looked like Sasuke wanted to kill his elder brother but then he looked back at me. "Why didn't you tell me?" He looked a little calmer now. That's good, crazy Sasuke was a scary Sasuke.

"You are always with Neji.." I mumbled, I didn't want to seem Jealous or angry, but some part of me wanted to punish Sasuke for never being around. "I was going to tell you today but you didn't even sit next to me in class." Don't do anything you will regret Naruto...don't! And Sasuke is your best friend, even if he hasn't been around as much as you would like....so don't...but my mouth wasn't thinking along the same lines as my head. "It's not like you would care anyway. You have Neji now so I am just not as important to you as I thought." I regretted it the moment I said it. Sasuke looked like he had been punched in the stomach.

"You are important to me Naruto..." Sasuke said, his voice barely a whisper but I could hear, he sounded so hurt....yeah right, i'm probably as important to Sasuke as cheese, maybe he is just trying to make me feel guiltier

"Haven't been showing it lately." I looked away from him. Man this was awkward. Sasuke and I never fight, the only time we fight is when we are play video games. I wanted to be anywhere else but here, I wanted Deidara to take me somewhere that wasn't near Sasuke because he looked so sad and even though I felt guilty I still wanted to punish him....i wanted him just as sad as I was. Man, I am a terrible person.

"We can talk now." Sasuke looked up at me, his voice louder. "I have time for you."

"Why? Neji busy?" Why am I saying this?! I don't even care anymore...i don't care I am hurting him....i don't...

"Naruto-"

"I'm busy anyway..." I look over at Deidara and he looks at me before smiling and standing up with me in his arms and he throws me over his shoulder. I smile, but I don't think it's a real smile, i'm sure it's not a real smile

"Yeah, un!" Deidara smacked my ass and smirked. "Lets go get some ice cream, un!" He carries me out and i'm laughing and acting happy but all I want to do is go home and curl up into a ball and cry because Sasuke is my best friend and I hurt him and he hurt me and I don't think we are friends anymore. But I still want to be his friend. I wish this never happened, I wish he never meet Neji, I wish...i don't know what I wish...it wouldn't mate a difference anyway.

I can't look at his face as Deidara carries me out but I know he looks hurt and he probably feels just like me.

Deidara drops me into his car and we drive off in silence, he drives me home and we stop outside my apartment building. We don't say anything for awhile then I finally let the tears fall, I feel so stupid, I don't want to cry in front of Deidara but he doesn't seem to mind because he pulls me into his chest and wraps his arms tightly around me.

"It's okay, un..." I hear him whisper in my ear but it doesn't matter how many times he says it and it doesn't matter how tightly he holds me because I am still feel terrible.

I still feel dead.

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"Thanks for everything Dei..." I whisper to him and rub my red puffy eyes, we sat in his car for an hour as I cried and he held me in his arms. Now we are sitting on my sofa, the TV on but mostly just for background noise so it isn't so quiet in here.

"No problem Naurto, sometimes everyone needs a good cry, un." I smile at him, it's not a big smile but it is a smile never the less and he kisses my forehead.

"Sasuke is my best friend."

"I know, un."

"I miss him."

"I know, un."

"....I love him."

"...I know, un."

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Kir-Kir-Chan: Sasuke finally found out! He did not seem so please no he did not!

Chaos: What will happen next episode?

Chains: Who knows/

Kir-Kir-Chan: Stay tuned! And reviews are welcomed! Very welcomed.