Chapter 3: Kiss This

I wrote this one while I had the song "Kiss This" by Aaron Tippin stuck in my head so I guess you could call it a song-fic.

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It was pretty unusual for him to walk into the bar on a Friday night without a date. It was equally unusual for her to be in that same bar with a date. But both were blown out of the water by the fact that her date was currently backed against the wall staring down the barrel of her 9 mil. Berretta. The whole bar seemed to enjoy watching the man cower in fear as if he were three years old again. The colonel knew that his second in command had been dating this man for some time now, but he didn't like him. Now whether that was because he didn't like the man himself or because he was dating the only woman that the Flame Alchemist didn't have the guts to ask out was a different story. Either way it didn't look like he was going to have problems with the man any more.

"So anyone know what he did to make her so mad?" he asked a group of spectators.

"By what I've heard her say he cheated on her," answered a man.

"But why he would cheat on that lovely lady is beyond me!" added another who jumped back when he saw the glare he was receiving from Roy.

"I would never cheat on her" he caught himself thinking as he continued to watch the blonde sharpshooter tell the man how low he was.

At this point he debated over whether or not he should step in, but in the end he decided that he would he would let her blow off her steam. Well until the man said something that redefined the word awful.

"Oh come on baby lets just kiss and make up, I'll forgive you for this" he said slyly.

"You want to kiss?" she answers hotly, aiming her gun between his eyes "Then kiss this!"

Now Roy knew the smartest thing he could do was break it up before Riza did something that she would regret. Stepping out of the crowd he walked up to her and gently pulled the firearm from her grip, but even with out her weapon she continued to glare at the man, who looked like he was about to wet himself.

"Riza would you honor me with a dance?" Roy asked in a bolt of bravery.

"I'd love to" she responded with a smile after throwing her ex one last glare and letting Roy lead her out onto the dance floor.

So Roy got the date he had always wanted and Riza forgot about what's his face.