Lavi sat across the large faculty, tapping his long fingers against the wooded plating of the old, rusty bench as his one visible, jade green eye inspected the surroundings. No screaming had yet occurred, which ultimately meant that they were still running the plan smoothly. Pulling his cell phone from his pocket, he sighed, shoving it back into his pocket. 'Jeez Yu, you've been in there for five minutes and you're already calling me…' He thought, running a hand through his hair. Although, being unable to see the temperamental man in a dress was torture, at least, he mused to himself, he had the satisfaction of being there when he got out of the dress.

A gust of wind gushed around him, and Lavi sulked, rubbing his arms to retain the little warmth he had. Once again, his sleek black cell phone began vibrating and just like before, he ignored it. Being around children and grumpy adults was enough time for him to learn how to block these things out. Minutes passed, and no matter how much he wanted it to stop, he could feel text messages being sent to him.

With a sharp exhale of breath, he jerked the phone from his pocket. "What do you want already!?" He screamed to no one in particular and read the message Yu Kanda had sent him.

Lavi nearly dropped the phone and gaped openly, unable to pass air through his lungs properly.

My ex is here you sick son of a-

Did you plan this?? I'm going to rip your freaking…

It cut off there and after a moment of hesitation, Lavi bolted back to the direction of his house.

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Kanda felt his face flush numerous colors, feeling the blood in his veins jerk to a stop and freeze over as his eyes scanned over the flustered, long haired girl. She was smiling gently and quickly began walking through the rows for a seat, and almost everyone, was disappointed that there were none in their row.

"Um may I take a seat there please?" Lenalee asked politely, and Kanda went rigid, giving a curt nod and turned his head in the opposite direction so she couldn't see his face. 'Why the fuck, of all days, did she choose to sit beside the loner in the back? Great, I have to leave, but…how?'

Lenalee took a seat to Kanda's right, smoothing her skirt down and readjusted in her seat. "Thanks." She whispered, still keeping her face to the speaker.

Kanda tilted his head in the opposite direction, clenching and unclenching his fists to keep his anger under control. Fuck it all, this was NOT what he had expected to encounter this morning and he could feel cold sweat as minutes passed by.

The book. Oh shit right he was here for the stupid book. 'What the hell, who gives a shit now. I need to leave. Why the fuck do they put doors so far away?'

Searching frantically for the safest route out, Kanda forgot entirely who was next to him and he blushed as his and Lenalee's eye met for a split second.

"Oh!" She commented, smiling brightly. "You look exactly like a friend of mine!"

'Tch. Friend.' "That's…nice" His said in the girlish voice he could produce, wincing at the high pitch.

"Ya…he must be awfully mad at me right now…" She sighed, staring at her hands. "I never got to explain. He just stormed off mad and I think I hurt him." She trailed off and shook her head smiling. "But what do you care right? Sorry for interrupting, let's listen ok?"

'Explain? Explain what? Goddamit what the hell?!' He swore internally, digging his fingernails into the palms of his skin, not even wincing as the blood seeped out. Kanda was already on the breaking point of his temper, and his pride was already slowly seeping away.

Kanda's and about everyone else's head shot up when the main door slammed open, and before Kanda could understand what was happening…There was Lavi…

In a dress.

Lenalee giggled. "Oh wow, is that a guy?" She opened her mouth to say something but yelped as Lavi was suddenly behind Kanda with a smirk.

Kanda glared, swallowing the snarl about to come out. He was going to murder that stupid, freaking, pirate—!

"Hey um, sweetheart…we have to go home now. Daddy's waiting." Lavi giggled, not even bothering to hide his tone of voice. Some of the women blushed and whispered amongst themselves how attractive the new girl was.

"Sure." Kanda said through grit teeth and stood up, covering his face with one hand while Lavi's arm snaked around his waist, literally carrying the flustered, pissed off Yu. The sunlight had never been so holy to Kanda and the moment he was outside he dragged Lavi into the closest alleyway and tackled.

Test Number One: Utter Failure

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Tyki Mikk was not a happy person at the moment.

No, no, infact he was an extremely aggravated person when he saw the usual cheerful red head walk in with an angry looking long haired man. Usually, Lavi's flirting with another person wasn't a problem to the Portuguese gentleman, but he could have sworn his eye twitched as the lady-like man smacked his co worker on the head.

Twirling the pencil at a rapid pace in his hand, Tyki forced a smile for the sake of his terrified customers at the sudden jealous atmosphere. Times like these, he was calm, serene, true to his word but bloodlust filled him and he snapped the pencil into two.

Lavi chuckled lightly, rubbing his head wearily as he stared at Kanda with a pout. "That's not nice Yu, you beat me up for last week's incident already!"

"I'm still not satisfied." Kanda seethed, ignoring the glares he was being sent by the head librarian. "Jeez, next time you want me to wear a dress, go jump in a fucking lake."

"Ooh, that's s good idea! Let's go skinny dipping!" Lavi teased, earning another smack to the head. "Owie, stop doing that!"

"No." Kanda smirked, crossing his arms over his chest. "You owe me Usagi, and it's not going to be pretty."

"Very mature Kanda, very mature. Ok, whatever, what do you want?"

Kanda pondered for a moment and scratched the side of his head with a deep exhale of breath. "I'll think of something later…" The two walked out glaring and laughing, and Tyki hissed while scanning one of the books.

The customer left in a hurry, glancing behind her at the now hissing Tyki Mikk.

Yes Tyki Mikk was in a very bad mood.

Pulling out his cell phone, the Portuguese man dialed the long number, smiling as the lines connected.

"Road, I need you to do me a big favor. How much do you know about separation?"

A/N: Sorry I haven't updated as fast! With finals coming up next week, my parents not allowing me on the computer, my brother stealing it from me, and homework and all that good jazz I don't have that much time! DX Thank you my readers/reviews and I hope you enjoyed this chapter, even though I thought it sucked. Well, don't worry! I'm going to try harder and if I don't my best friend will beat me with her binder…not looking forward to that…

Oh and one more thing! XD I know that some of you HATE Lenalee but I would like to point out I LOVE her! I have nothing against her and I don't want people to see her as she is in the story! She plays a big role in later chapters so she's not the enemy here. lol