Hi there! Sorry, I didn't update it yesterday. (I'm lazy XD) Lets continue with our story!

Naruto: Am I in it?

Me: I wouldn't get my hopes up.

Naruto: :(

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The forest wasn't too dark that night. The moon shone brightly, making light for the two. Hidan wasn't complaining and Kakuzu wasn't traveling ahead, they were walking side by side. Hidan wasn't sure if they were going to make it to the Rain village sooner or later, because he could barely remember the distance between some villages that his smallish brain actually decided to remember. But the sound of dog nails clicking on the ground was irritating and not being able to clearly see his partner walking ahead of him was bothersome. (Jeez, don't start talking like Shikamaru there…)

Morning arrived slowly and a village appeared over the horizon.

"Looks like we're almost there."

Hidan said quietly to his partner. The sun raised high into the sky and made the day a little brighter. The two walked up to simply built house.

"You knock."

Kakuzu said.

"Why won't you?"

Hidan asked, a little pissed at the fact of being ordered around.

"There's no way I'm scratching at the door f*ck *ss."

Kakuzu said and sat down, waiting for his partner to listen. Hidan huffed angrily and knocked on the door. Then, Konan opened the door and looked at the two.

"Hidan, is that really you?"

She asked as Hidan knew what was coming.

"Yeah…"

He said slowly and then Konan put him in one of her death hugs, known by all of the Akatsuki members.

"Ow, ow, ow Konan, I can barely breathe."

Hidan said as he lost his air. Konan let go of him.

"Who stitched you back up?"

Konan asked. Hidan pointed at Kakuzu who was slowly backing away.

"Who's that?"

Konan asked.

"Don't these ring a bell?"

Hidan said the same way Kakuzu had said to him. Hidan pointed at the stitched that covered the dog.

"Kakuzu!"

She cried and putting him also in a death hug.

"How, I thought you died!"

Konan said. Hidan started laughing at Kakuzu as Konan let go of him.

"Ow, I think she broke something."

Kakuzu said, even though he knew she didn't. Konan stepped back into her house.

"Please come in."

She said. The two stepped into her small house and looked around as Konan told them which room was which. Konan then picked up a mug of coffee.

"You two…err…"

Konan started, but stopped when she remembered that she had no skills with dogs.

"No."

Kakuzu said and walked to the door, lying down on the small rug.

"Sure."

Hidan said happily.

"I suppose you need DeCaf right?"

Konan asked, remembering the good ol' days in the Akatsuki.

Flashback

"Bow down to Jashin you f*ckers! Or he will have your sorry *sses go h*ll!"

Hidan yelled as he ran around the base blindly.

"Tobi doesn't know who Jashin is."

Tobi said.

"Don't let him get to you."

Kakuzu said, walking up to Tobi, which he will soon regret obviously.

"Bow down you f*ckn' heathen!"

Hidan yelled, jumping on top of Kakuzu, smashing his partner.

"Hi Hidan!"

Tobi said happily.

"Hi Tobi."

Hidan said, still standing on Kakuzu who was now on the floor.

"Do you like coffee?"

Tobi asked.

"I just had some!"
Hidan said and ran off. Kakuzu stood up and looked in the direction Hidan just ran in.

"What's he up to now?"

Konan asked, walking up behind them.

"More coffee."

Hidan appeared to Konans side, shocking her.

"Sh*t! You almost gave me a heart attack!"

Konan yelled. Hidan took a sip of the coffee in the mug with the Jashin symbol on it.

"I that DeCaf?"

Konan asked, slowly backing away from the hyped up Hidan.

"Nope!"

Hidan said.

End flashback

"You remember that day?"

Konan asked.

"Ten years in a f*ckn' pit doesn't help me remember, but I think I still do."

Hidan said, setting down his mug of DeCaf coffee. Konan walked over to the door.

"Get out of the way."

She said plainly.

"Fine."

Kakuzu said and got out of the way. Konan opened the door.

"Come on, lets go outside."

Konan said. The two stepped outside and Konan locked her door of her house.

"Lets go to the park."

Konan said.

"What's so great about a park these days?"

Hidan asked.

"I've actually got a secret hideout near the park, I'm just making it sound like we're going to the park."

Konan whispered.

"Okay."

Hidan said as the three walked to a small forest. But it wasn't the one Kakuzu and Hidan just exited a few minutes ago. Konan walked on top of a small lake. She motioned the two to come as they started walking on top of the water as well. Konan then stood in the middle of the lake and suck quickly into the water. Hidan stared at the water.

"Whoa."

He said. Kakuzu stood in the spot where Konan was and sunk down also. Hidan walked over to the same spot and sunk down as well.

"Okay Kakuzu, we're here."

Konan said while she inspected everything.

"Haven't been here for a while."

She muttered. Kakuzu was about to walk up to her, when Hidan fell on top on him.

"Ow! Kakuzu can't you move faster?"

Hidan said as he stepped off of Kakuzu. Konan looked at the two and laughed.

"Jeez Konan, can't you get a tunnel that is less steep? That was one crazy ride."

Hidan said. Konan looked at a black dog collar her mom kept. Her mother was dead. When Konans mother was the age of her, she had a dog. She gave the collar to Konan when she died in the hospital from a disease. Her mother engraved Konans phone number on the other side of the tag and scribbled out her original phone.

"Hey Kakuzu, do you mind if you wear a collar?"

Konan asked. Kakuzus eye twitched.

"Hello, I'm not a dog, dog."

Kakuzu said. Hidan grabbed the collar and forcibly put it on. Kakuzu growled and sat down.

"At least it blends with the stitches."

Konan said. It was true, the collar was pretty thin. Hidan looked around. There were books and papers everywhere.

"What are all of these books about?"

Hidan asked.

"Oh…they're just Akatsuki files, wanted posters, reports that I found in other villages."

Konan said. Hidan picked up a pile of old papers and read them out loud.

"Wanted: Deidara of the rocks, blonde, explosive attitude. Reward: 5,000,000 yen. Wanted: Itachi Uchiha of the leaf, black hair, Sharingan, reward: 5,000,000 yen."

Hidan continued with the other members.

"Okay, we understand, can't we just read our own wanted posters?"

Kakuzu sighed.

"Okay, wanted: Hidan, almost albino."

Hidan started.

"What the f*ck, why does everyone call me an almost albino?!"

Hidan yelled angrily.

"Continue."

Kakuzu said angrily.

"Fine, immortal, reward: 500,000,000 yen."

Hidan said and frowned.

"Why are we more valuable than the other members?"

Hidan asked.

"Don't ask me."

Konan and Kakuzu said together.

"Wanted: Kakuzu, stolen blood line, reward: 6000,000,000 yen."

Hidan said.

"Wow, you're the most valuable one."

Hidan said smirking.

"What are we goin to do now?"

Kakuzu asked, getting irritated by the collar already.

"Well first we need to do something."

Hidan said turning to face Konan.

"I think they said something about the Biju yesterday."

Konan said. Hidan and Kakuzu looked at her.

"We're listening."

Hidan said.

"Well, the 9 Biju are gonna unite and make every civilization obey their commands. Or much worse, I didn't really catch the or worse part. But we should do something and we can't do that with only the three of us. Almost all of the Akatsuki are gone."

Konan said.

"Well then lets look for the remaining of them."

Kakuzu said.

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