"So how long do you plan to stall from telling me what happened yesterday night?" Kanda sighed, scratching this side of his head with one hand while the other balanced a large stack of books the red head was throwing in his direction.
"Mm, how much longer can I?" Lavi smirked, barley throwing his friend a glance as he searched through the large columns of old leather bound books, for the extremely impatient manager waiting for him in the head library desk. "Why anyone would want to read about what society of all ages, and culture, thinks about virgins? I mean, seriously, that's the name of the freaking book!"
"Your manager wants a book on virginity?" Kanda mused, peeking his head over the shelves and threw a glance at a fuming Tyki, who returned his look with a death glare. It took a moment to register and Kanda snapped his attention back to Lavi scowling. "Nice try, I'm not letting you out of this one. Tell me already and I'll stop bothering you."
"Damn, and here I thought you had a short attention span…" The red head shuffled through pages of a lime green paperback before smacking it shut with a sharp exhale of breath. "This wrist is a nuisance…Look Yu, I already told you. I…don't…remember—Oh! Look I found the virginity for idiot's book for Tyki!"
Many customers and adults looked up from their study table, including most of Lavi's co-workers. Feeling his face flush as Kanda began snickering at him, Lavi laughed hesitantly.
The click of the intercom suddenly turned on, and a very annoyed voice rang loudly causing almost everyone to hold in their amusement. "Lavi, you working with sorting the paperwork now. Get started." Tyki snarled, clearly not able to keep his anger in check.
"…Well, Usagi, I knew you were stupid and loud but this…" Kanda snorted and shook his head. "And if you think for a second that I'm not going to keep annoying you until you told me how you broke your wrist, you just grew even stupider…"
Lavi let out a whine, stomping his feet as he reluctantly trudged his way over to Tyki, handing him the book. "Happy now?
"Ecstatic." Tyki hissed, feeling a smirk tug at his lips as he saw the wrapped bandages around his co-workers wrist.
"Oi, Usagi, I'm ditching you. There is no way in hell I'm waiting three hours for you to finish!" Kanda yelled as he walked through the glass sliding doors.
Lavi chuckled aloud, biting his lip. 'I wonder when he'll notice I have his car keys…'
It only took a few seconds for the long haired man to note and he quickly came into the library again, fuming. "LAVI!" He exploded, waving his arms annoyed into the air. "Give me back my keys!"
"I'm sorry sir," Lavi said in a mocking, professional voice. "If you would like to speak to those who are working, you must wait after seven, tonight. If you need help finding a book, feel free to kiss my ass."
"Bastard pirate! Give me back my keys already before we cause a commotion!"
"We? Oh contraire dearest, you are the one causing a commotion."
"Dearest? What am I in, a soap opera? Just give me back my keys Usagi…"
"Then how am I going to get home?"
"Walk. Hell, fly for all I care."
"Are you suggesting I do drugs to get home? Yu that's not very smart for a doctor to suggest…"
"No, I'm not suggesting you do drugs. It was…Forget it! Just give the keys so I can get my ass home and before your manager kills me because he looks like he really wants too…Tch…What a loser…"
"Hey, he may be a loser but he is also my paycheck…oh wait you're right, never mind…"
"I'll wait for you under one condition."
"And that is…?"
"Tell me how you broke your wrist Lavi. I'm not kidding anymore. I'm…worried?"
"…"
"…"
"…Usagi!"
"Did you know a gay baby was just born because of us?"
"Lavi!"
"Ok, ok, fine. God, take a chill pill Yu!"
"I'm still waiting…"
"…ya…I know."
"Dumbass. If you tell me I refuse to go to the bar with you on that crappy holiday coming up!"
Lavi let out a loud gasp, slapping his good hand over his heart with a mock pained expression. "You promised we could get drunk on Valentines Yu! That's not fair! That's—That's—mean!"
Kanda smirked widely. "I'm cold hearted that way…"
"But seriously, I don't remember! I'm not lying Yu! How many times do I have to repeat myself!?" Lavi sulked, trying to keep his voice down for the sake of the libraries rules. Tyki caught one of the words the two were speaking and held his breath as he listened to their conversation from afar.
'The Bookman doesn't remember? Well…that's…convenient...I should probably lie and say something to piss off the long haired man…'
"Lavi, what are you talking about?" Tyki mused, raising an eyebrow. "You don't remember what happened that night? Idiot."
Both Lavi and Kanda's head snapped in his direction. "What happened?" They asked in unison.
"A girl did it to you when you tried making a move on her... Shoved your sorry ass head straight into a desk. What was her name again…Ah, Lulubell right?"
Lavi's face flushed pale as he tried to regain his composure. "I—I did not! Why the hell would I be flirting with her in a freaking library!?" 'The fuck? That's not possible! Who's Lulubell…oh shit…isn't that the girl I set up for Kanda…?'
Tyki shrugged. "You tell me Bookman…"
Kanda let out an animalistic snarl, snatching his car keys from Lavi's back pocket before storming out, gritting his teeth together. 'Idiot, you are so not going to get drunk this weekend…'
xxx
Lulubell pressed the steaming coffee mug to her lips, blowing the steam away lightly as the bitter, yet nonetheless satisfying, caffeine parched her dry throat and the heat molding perfectly with her gloved hands. It was difficult to say that even though winter would be coming to in end in a few weeks that the cold was still as harsh as ever and the women cursed it in seven different languages. Despite the fact, that the beautifully seducing woman was alone, sitting at a coffee shop for the first time in a very long time amused her.
And of all days too.
Usually, on such a holiday, she would have men pleading at her feet, pushing gifts in every direction and she probably only accept the larger, more expensive gifts and maybe, if she was pleased with the riches, would give just a little more to the lucky man.
Placing the mug down on to the edge of the round, wooded table she murmured under her breath, a small smile tugging at her lips. 'Mm it's too bad Road isn't here of all days…she just loves taking all of the sweets those fools give me…' She chuckled inwardly, recalling last years little "incident" that involved a truckload of heart shaped lollipops and a very bored eleven year old…
Unwrapping one of the after-coffee mints, she popped it into her mouth, the sudden burst of peppermint stinging the hot cavern of her mouth but slowly let it dissolve, her breath as perfect as it was to begin with.
"Mademoiselle, are you done with that?" The waiter asked in a thick French accent, gesturing to the empty mug with a polite, professionally, well trained for smile.
"Ah, yes." Lulubell bowed her head slightly and instinctively smiled back. "Thank you."
With ought another word the man picked up the carefully ornamented cup and walked off in the direction of the kitchen, saying something to his co-workers in French.
'Lovely day…time to go ruins somebody else's…' She mused silently and walked into the direction of the local library, leaving with ought even bothering to pay the bill. 'I wonder what he's planning that attends urgent matters…'
xxx
Refusing to answer the red head's calls was one of the most difficult things to do right under, learning how to speak Russian. Kanda glared at his cell, exhaling sharply as the calendar taunted at him from the corner of his eye.
How he loathed Valentine's day.
It was pink and white and frilly! What the hell was the point of going to some random person and asking them if they would be their muscular organ? Being the experienced doctor he was Kanda could never get over the fact that a heart was not shaped in such a flat way but had a rather antiquated aspect.
And yet here he was, ignoring all the calls he was getting from various nurses and patients, but none of them called as much as Lavi.
He really wanted to get drunk.
With a reluctant sigh he snatched his phone, answering it with an irritated grunt. "Get your ass over here at seven. No later or I'm ditching you."
And just as Kanda had predicted, Lavi was exactly one minute late.
"You enjoy doing this to me don't you?" Kanda scowled, slipping his black coat over his arms as he and Lavi trudged their ways in the bars direction.
"Mm, no, but speaking hypothetically, is it working?" Lavi grinned, slamming the double doors opened with the heel of his boot.
"Just shut up and drink…" Kanda sighed, slapping his credit card onto the table.
"Oh, by the way Yu…" Lavi tilted his head to this side, grinning. "Do you like sweets?"
"I hate them." Kanda smirked and downed the shot of vodka.
xxx
The door to the house slammed open roughly as the two men stumbled in, extremely wasted on the numerous drinks that had just taken. It wouldn't be a surprise if either of them got overdose and Lavi fumbled to walk to the couch as a soft groan escape his lips.
"That…was interesting…" Kanda giggled as his head collided with the wall for comfort. "I've never drunken that stuff before…What was it called?"
"Hn? Damn, we drank?" Lavi moaned, letting out a loud laugh as he pulled Kanda with him onto the couch. "God, you look sexy with your shirt half off Yu-chan…" The red head's words slurred his visible eye hazy from the alchohol.
Before either of them could process what was happening, Lavi smashed their lips together hungrily, straddling a groaning Kanda beneath him with a small chuckle. Their bodies grinded into one another as the long haired man grabbed a fistful of his friend's hair closing the gap between them and the heat in the room seemed to multiply dramatically.
Roughly jerking Lavi closer, Kanda let out a contented purr, slipping his hands under Lavi's loose, black shirt. (A/N: I'm sorry, but a drunk Kanda purring just seems so hot…anyways!)
Lavi let out a small growl and accidentally turning his body, his head collided with the coffee table and he passed out on the floor almost instantly. Kanda giggled at the sight and it only took a mater of seconds for him to pass out alongside, snoring aloud as the alcohol took its toll, wiping their memories clean.
xxx
The following morning was living hell for both the two men as they shoved each other out of the way to reach the toilet for some relief.
"Fuck…you idiot! What did I tell you about making me drink?!" Kanda screamed angrily, clutching onto the sink as Lavi hurled into the toilet with a grunt.
"What did we do last night anyways? Is this my place or yours?"
"Mine! Ugh, my mouth tastes like chocolate goddammit…Ew…I think you passed out on my floor…"
"Ya I think so too…its fine…We probably just fell asleep that's all. I don't see any girl panties anywhere so I don't think we were seduced…"
Kanda let out a groan and regurgitated once more into the sink. "I'd kill you if I made out with anyone last night…no, no it was just us then…"
"My mouth tasted like minty stuff…" Lavi whined, and then hurled once more. "Nope, nope never mind it tastes like rancid minty stuff now…"
"Shut up. You see why I hate Valentines? All we did was get drunk and pass out…Good job Usagi!"
"I hate you…"
"I hate you too…"
"…you wanna go get some candy to ease our hangovers? I mean, seriously, we didn't even get to kiss anybody last night…"
"No." Kanda snapped. "I hate sweets."
A/N: Teehee. Ahh, just so you know, if I didn't explain it properly in the story, Lavi and Kanda don't remember a THING. Na-da. Nothing at all. Sorry if the chapter sucked but at least it was a little longer then the rest. Well, happy early Valentine's day! I'm not going to update for awhile, couch cough, a months tops, because I got grounded for grades….pout….
Oh well, Happy Valentine's Day!