Note- Have you guys notice there is no action, no akumas? Well that's going to change today, my good friends. Since you guys picked Lavi X Lenali, I'm going to have to go with Kanda X Allen.. oops.. I mean Elena. If you guys have any thoughts on pairs or anything give me a heads up. 'kk. BTW- Komui's WMD costs $7999 and 1 cent per ammo/

WARNING: HAS LOVE THOUGHT AND STRONG LANGUAGE

6- Meet Tyki Mick

Right after a taste of what Lavi is going to do to her, Elena decided to go home as fast as possible. That is until she realized Lavi wasn't interested in her. It was if that night never happened. He could walk up next to her and talk to her like she was still Allen. (I've lost it. I'm referring Elena as Allen now. Sorry but it'll catch on later). Except for breakfast. Allen was gulping down her usual huge plate of food when she felt her pants going down. She suddenly fell backward and gave a small shriek. As she land on the floor her pants slid off up to her knees and Lavi looked up looking very guilty. He gave a smile and apologized to her. Allen kept her eyes wide open from that breakfast and on. But nothing seemed to happen after that.

It was about late morning when the two decided to leave. The walked through the roads and outskirts of Barcelona. And then they walked in to the city. Everyone and everything was so busy and so full of life, Allen couldn't believe her eyes. Lavi on the other hand didn't seem to noticed. He was thinking of something else, maybe even of someone. Allen could only guess that Lavi missed Lenali. Lenali was all he talked about when he missed her and he was now blabbering about how he and his girlfriend went here before. Allen sighed, it could take awhile before he got over it. She did see Lavi and Lenali make-out several times before and she can understand the love of each other. What she didn't understand is the fact that why talk about her and the times that they hang out when you clearly missed each other.

"Hey Lavi!" she called as soon as her eyes were on a pretty new dress.

"What?" He glanced over to her .

"I wanna buy that new dress." Lavi instantly started laughing.

"Yeah, right, Allen. Come on, I know you won't look good in that dress."

Allen gave a scowl. "Wjy not?"

Lavi gave another laugh. "Are you kidding me? White, short hair? A scar on your face? You're not the type that guys find pretty. I mean you have a great body, don't get me wrong," He added when he saw a slap coming. "But your hair and face has to be..umm...'fixed'."

She gave him a 'I don't give a care, you rabbit' stare.

"I have a idea." She smiled. "I buy that dress and you buy me make-up and a wig."

"Why me buy the dress and the wig?"

"'Cuz you're the one that mentioned it first." Lavi groaned.

Allen began to enter the shop before a loud piercing scream came reaching to their ears. Immediately, the two came running to the scene. People were running, pushing and screaming to get away from the 5 akumas. There were shootings everywhere, killings everywhere. The level twos grinned when they saw two idiots coming toward them. They aimed their guns at them, ready to fire when they got close enough. The grin quickly faded when they saw the all too familiar black exorcist's coats and crest.

"INNOCENCE, ACTIVATE!" 2 down, 3 more to go. As Lavi smash the demons, poisonous gases spilled everywhere and Allen was forced to sweep people into her giant claw. She pushed them far away from the gas as far as possible. It wasn't as far enough as she thought. Exorcists can stand the gas that the Akuma produced when they die, but for normal humans, it was unfortunates. They were so many people in the way. All she could do was yell on the top of her voice "Everyone, get out of here, NOW!!"

A tall, dark man ina suit walked down the alley eating a apple. It was his 3rd apple and yet he still was hungry. He couldn't stand it. He had to steal something to eat now otherwise it would be a torture to go on any further. He continued to walk through the alley until he smelled something rotting. Something rotting and something evil. He sniffed and a wave of vomit came out of him. Damn Akumas, he thought. He ran to wards the smell. Pretty soon enough, he could hear people screaming and crying and... what was that sound? Tyki strained his ear to hear. (Heh it rhymes). It was a sound of a hammer hitting the floor hard and a someone yelling. He thought for a moment. What kind of hammer makes that much of a noise? Surely, it can't be that big unless...

"Exorcists." That one word came out of his mouth like a stinky odor. People were pushing against him now and he could see a large, black hammer and a large, white, scaly claw. Tyki stood there, frowning, watching the 2 exorcists.

"That's it."

"Black or brown?"

"I like brown better."

"Alright then." Lavi went into the shop and serveal moment later came out with a shopping bag.

"Here's your wig." He muttered. Then he lowered his voice to a whisper. "Hope someone $#s$ on it."

"Excuse me?" Allen looked at him. Lavi shook his head and gave her the bag.

"Can we go now?" Lavi whined.

"I have to try it on first." Allen went to the store. "Just wait awhile." She pointed to one of the outside restaurants. "I'll meet you there."

After the two finished killing the Akumas, Allen went back to buy the long-sleeved, snazzy dress and made Lavi brought the makeup kit and wig. She smiled once she put on these things, no one will even recognize her. She bet not even Lavi. Allen put on the dress and looked at herself in the mirror (teh, sounds so funny). Not even she could recognize herself. There was another person on the other side of the mirror. A tall, browned hair, blued eyed young lady that followed her every move. There wasn't even a mark of her scar. Allen felt funny. She was so use to see her boy-ish side that she felt weird. Anyways, she grabbed her items into her bag and walked out of the store. She looked around nervously for Lavi. He was sitting several blocks away from her. Allen ws no longer Allen. She was now Elena. She was now all girly. She made her way over to the restaurant, very shyly. A tall, dark man suddenly came out of nowhere and bumped into her and her bags were on the ground. (Classic :p)

"Excuse me, ma'am." He said, picking her bag up.

"Umm... thanks, Mister." Elena looked at him with suscpesion. There was something awfully familiar about this guy.

"Ma'am?" He held out her shopping bags. She blinked and took them.

"Do I know you from somewhere..?" She stopped herself. If she was going to ask that question, she could be talking to anyone. She coud be even talking to some of the people that knows her as a boy.

"Excuse me?" The man looked at her, confusingly. His eyes fell on her left hand. Elena followed his graze. Quickly, she hid her hand under her sleeve. "My, my." Elena instantly reconized that voice. It was the poor, poker guy on the train on that mission to help out Krory. Except the guy didn't look poor nor he was on a train. He was in a suit with a tall hat.

"Tyki?" She blurted out. Oh that was nice you idiot! Elena, Why'd you do that? Tyki Mick stared at her for a long time.

"How'd you know my name?" He finally said. His eyes narrowed at her.

"Well, I.. I have this friend of mine." She began, "He's met you before, I think. Goes by the name Allen Walker. Do you know him, by any chance?"

Tyki looked at her strangely and said, "Yeah, I know him." Then, he stared at her, face-to-face. Elena neverously glanced over to Lavi. He was really getting impatient. Oh, well, That's what you get for taking a home-sick guy on a trip.

"Are you guys related by any chance?" Tyki asked. People still didn't notice the two. To them, it was just another father and daughter case.

"Well, umm --"

"Because you look alot like Allen Walker." He suddenly reached and began inspecting her left hand. Elena, shocked to see him do that, pulled away. He didn't let go. "My, my even have the same red hand."

By that time it was too late. "What's up, Allen." He gave a smile. "Fancy, meeting you here."

Elena was in shock. "H-how did you--?"

"I know that voice anywhere plus a red, cheating hand, you don't even stand a chance. I don't have good eyes though."-Elena took a step back.- "but I do have good listening skills." Elena would've kicked him, but her dress was short and that could cause a commotion.

"Great. You got an A. I have to go somewhere right now, so let me go, please." She tried to pull away, but Tyki's grip was like iron. She turned to Lavi. He was now getting out of his seat and walking toward the exit. "Lavi! wait." That last sentence caught Tyki and he put his arms around Elena. He pulled her very close to his body. Feeling very disgusted, she tried to pull away. It didn't work.

"Come on Allen." He muttered into her ear. "We've got a date together." He dragged her down the streets. NO!, no no no no! I don't wanna go on a date with you. I wanna go home! Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Lavi looking around for her.

"LAVI, HELP!"

Lavi's Pov (very short)

I could NOT believe it! That gender confused bitch told me to stay in this smelly fish store and then ditched me. Gah!! I wanna go home. I wanna go and see Lenali. Dammit!!!

I got up and headed towards the door. And just as I did, I noticed a tall, dark, very formal man pulling a very, pretty young girl. I didn't want to flirt around right now. I just want to go fetch Allen and yell in his freakin' face, YOU DITCHED ME YOU GOD (beep) (beep), mother(beep)!!!

But this scene wasn't right. It seemed like the man was forcing the girl to go with him or something. Then again, Barcelona might be known for daughters running away from their fathers. I decided to not take any chances and go look for Allen. And then that's when I noticed what the girl was wearing. A long-sleeved, sapphire colored, snazzy dress. That was the same dress that Allen brought. I looked at the girl. Her father (I guess it was her father) was now dragging her down the streets. I couldn't help but to go over there and say stop. And I kind of did. Except the words were "Lavi! Help!"

It took me a moment to realize it was Allen. I turned around and around to see his face (I don't care anymore. Allen's gender-confused) but I never saw him. I ran over to the spot where the father/daughter were a looked around there. I never did find him. But I know one thing though, Allen was in trouble. Big trouble.

You Happy with me now people????!!! I 'm gonna start updateing lilke every 2 weekends from now so be prepare. Hahahaha Tyki. I'm so sorry Allen. and you too Lavi. Don't worry though, you'll see your beloved Lenali soon enough. I wonder what am I to do with Allen and Tyki. I'm trying to go as fast as possible with the story and yet in full detail. T'is hard.

Next time? (I blanked out, sorry) Put anything you'd like with Tyki's date.