"Lavi, are you sure you want do this?"

"Yep."

"Are you positive?"

"Yep."

"Baka Usagi I know you're a retard but…"

"Yep. Wait—no about the retard part and yep about the plan."

"I hate you." Kanda groaned, peeking over the bush.

"Ya, sure Yu just keep telling yourself that." Lavi commented, rolling his eyes as he fingered the paintball gun in his hand. "If I get fired, you can have my apartment."

"Lavi you're not going to die.

"Well that depends…did my superior catch us?"

"…let's say he did."

"I'm screwed…"

"…ya pretty much…"

"Well, we need something to do to pass the hangover…"

"True…"

Lavi contemplated over his actions for a moment, fingering the edges of the paint ball gun gently, cradling it against him like a child. "Well…let's do this!"

Kanda nearly fell over on his side from the shock of his best friend's utter stupidity. "Oh my god, whatever Usagi. It's your job not mine but I'm not going to let you live at my house if that's your plan—"

Lavi cut him off with a triumphant cry, beginning to hum the mission impossible theme, clicking the safety off and immediately sending a round of painful welts of paint in the direction of Tyki's car. The sleek black Mercedes was instantly turned into a living hell of rainbows and half shattered windows. The alarms began ringing out loudly and Kanda cursed as the libraries doors opened, revealing a very pissed off Portuguese.

'Huh, good thing he hasn't looked behind the bushes yet…' Kanda thought with a smirk, and aiming carefully, shot Tyki in-between the legs.

"Damn Yu…" Lavi grinned, crouching down to prevent from being seen. "I think I've fallen in love with you."

Kanda opened his mouth the say something but the sprinklers snapped on, causing a small yelp to escape his lips. Almost instantly, Tyki's head shot in the direction of the sound and with a snarl he began storming over, but by the time he got there…

All there was were two empty guns and the sound of echoing laughter.

xxx

"Tyki perhaps if you took a break you might feel a little less…stressed out…" Lulubell sighed, tapping her cherry colored fingernails against the wooden desk as the handsome man paced in front of her. "I mean, honestly, you're getting annoyed over a man. Isn't that a little out of character for you?"

Tyki scowled, furrowing his brows as he shuffled the poker cards expertly in his left hand, his other hand placing a bag of ice right below his waist line.

"Aw Ty-pon, don't be upset!" Road giggled as she walked into the room, hugging him from behind. "You know, stabbing him would be sooo much better!"

"No…I prefer to stay out of jail but thank you for the suggestion Road…" He frowned. 'Jeez, I feel like I'm in some stupid soap opera…'

"Maybe because you acting like the total antagonist…" Lulubell murmured, practically reading his mind as he glanced at her incredulously. "Not to worry Tyki-sama, I'm still going to help…"

"You two are without a doubt doing more damage then help." He snapped irritably.

Road feigned a hurt look, twirling the lollipop in her delicate tan fingers. "Don't be upset Ty-pon! It's just a little difficult to do anything without hurting the long haired man…" She whined, kicking her feet over the edge of the chair. "Do you want to hug my voodoo doll?"

"No Road, I don't want to touch you're voodoo doll…But thank you anyways…" He sighed, running a hand through his hair.

"Oh, so now I don't get any credit?" Lulubell teased, not really caring what his response was anyways.

"Can we please discuss what's important?" Tyki scowled, lighting one of his cigarettes.

"Allen Walker?" Road giggled.

"My self-esteem?" Lulubell guessed.

It took a moment for the extremely aggravated Portuguese man to regain his composure and he let out a very long breath, taking a seat on the counter. Usually, he was one of the calmest of the group, but seeing as he was finally losing at his own game, things were getting a little out of his hand.

"Now, as both of you are aware…I'm trying to get a man, correct?" said Tyki.

"Unless he doesn't have a you-know-what…" The sadistic girl snickered, twirling around in her chair.

"Please, keep you comments to yourself Road."

"I'm sorry Ty-pon…"

"No she isn't. Road if you were really sincere, you'd go buy me a car and hug Tyki-san before he pops a vessel…"

"Shut up!" Tyki seethed, the nicotine clearly not helping at all by calming his senses.

"The chances of you getting a heart attack just increased exponentially Tyki-san…" Lulubell huffed, crossing her arms over her chest.

"Silence!" The Noah man finally barked causing an uneasy tension to break out.

It stayed that way for a long moment before Road broke it with a giggle. "Ty-pon, why do you have a book for Virgins on your desk?"

"…you know I'm not a virgin…"

"Really?!" Road gushed, her eyes growing wide.

"That's it…" Lulubell sighed. "I'm calling the Earl…Maybe he can help…"

xxx

"Lavi…why the hell are you bathing at my house again?" Kanda inquired, raising an eyebrow as he awoke, stepping into the well spaced room. With a grunt, he rubbed at his eyes, grabbing his toothbrush from the corner of the counter. Lavi didn't respond but brought his knees to his chest, blowing bubbles into the watery soap.

"Wow, very mature Usagi…tch. What are you, three?"

Lavi glared half-heartedly and splashed some of the water in the long haired man's direction weakly, concentrating on a single bubble floating on the rim. Despite the fact his best friend was naked, Kanda didn't notice because the soap didn't a well job of hiding pretty much everything and Lavi was too deep in the water so the only thing visible was his knees and half his face. 'He's going to catch a cold if he just wallows in there…The idiot…' He mused, watching with a smirk, the toothbrush hanging limply from the side of his mouth.

"Stop staring!" Lavi shrieked in a girlish voice, a small snicker escaping his lips at the newest prospect of teasing. Kanda let out a snort, rolling his eyes as he spit into the sink, wiping at his mouth roughly.

"That would only work if I didn't hate you so much Usagi."

"Owie, you know you're lowering my self esteem level Yu-chan!"

"Don't be a baby."

"Am I a beautiful baby?"

"No."

"Well, the doctor's probably thought you were a girl!"

"Che. I could probably drown you in there…"

Lavi let out a smug smile. "Jeez, you need to come up with a better excuse then that if you want to touch me down there."

Kanda blushed, letting out a hiss of disapproval. "Shut up or I will fuck you up so bad—!"

"Please! You can't top me!" Lavi protested, feeling his pride crawl up his chest.

"Yes I can. You're too childish to top!"

"I'm on top!" Lavi hissed, furrowing his brows. "You're too lady-like to top!"

"Whatever. You're not stronger then me, which ultimately means I'm seme." Kanda snorted.

"Correction Yu, a very good correction. I'm amazing at everything."

"Ya, like being a retard. You're uke."

"Top!"

"Bottom!"

"Top!"

"Bottom!"

"I'm on top damn it! Stop being stubborn Yu and admit it!"

"Che."

"Get your sorry ass over here and I'll prove it right now!"

"No, it would be a waste of my time…"

"So are you admitting I'm top yet?"

"No you retard!"

"I'm taller than you, Yu!"

"…"

"Not only that but I'm older!" The red head smiled triumphantly.

"…uh…"

"Ha, I win!" Lavi screamed and stood up. Almost instantly Kanda blushed and Lavi's face flushed from the embarrassment and he quickly plopped back into the water.

"That…" Kanda coughed, blushing. "That never happened." He said, turning to exit. "Oh and Lavi?"

"What?" The red head snapped, hiding himself deeper into the bathwater feeling extremely violated.

"I'm not a rainbow you dumbass!" Kanda barked before slamming the door shut.

Xxx

A/N: Oh…look I updated! Well, my opinion, I didn't like this chapter too much, so tell me what you think! Um, bad news…I might have to start updating only once a month so uh…it depends ok? Have faith in me, I won't stop writing!