Temple- Yo'ja! I would like to send a shout out to inuyasha'sChic! You are so AWZUM!
Ember- She's eating M&M flurry Ice cream, so she's hyper
Temple- because you are soooooo AWZUM I am going to make this a SasuNaruSasu so I get my bit too! The only reason Naruto accepted Sasuke's help is because they REALLY suck! (Pun not intended)
Ember- Temple have you had your medication today?
Temple-uh… yeeeeeees… maybe… can't catch me to find out Emmy! *Takes off*
Ember-*sighs* what is about to happen should not be viewed by children under… well it should just not be viewed.
Temple-PLEASE NO! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! HEEEELP!
Kenny- *sneaks in* my good friend Temple is a bit…er… hung up at the moment so I'll be doing DISCLAIMOR and WARNINGS! For those of you who don't know who I am I write Temple-Chan's lemons! I'm NOT gay, but I do love Yaoi… is it wrong to be a yaoi fan boy?
DISCLAIMOR- Temple-Chan does not own Naruto, neither do I, nor the song Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls, nor Kiba's crappy drumming…
Kenny- *reads Ember's diary...I mean list of warnings*
Ember- I DON'T
HAVE A DIARY!
Kenny-Tut Tut Tut Ember-Chan, pay attention to hurting Temple-Chan, and leave me to peer into your guys' privacy in peace! Now there is swearing, bad music, and unintentional molestation
*SQUEE*
Sasuke grinned at the way Naruto seemed to be reconsidering his first idea; a worried frown over his scarred face. It wouldn't really matter to him, if Naruto changed his mind he could go home and be the emo-bastard he was meant to be or eat little puppies or scare children. Yes, that sounded fun…
"Er… Sasuke-kun, your kind of scaring us…" Sakura whispered. Sasuke was grinning from ear to ear, and not a normal grin. More like the kind that came just before an axe-murder came and killed everyone.
"I've seen this movie, his head is gonna do a 360º in a minute," Kiba whispered to Kankuro.
"Think we should run before blood starts raining down?" Kankuro replied.
Naruto seemed oblivious to the muttering of his friends or the creepy grin Sasuke was sporting. What could the ice princess do, anyway? Naruto didn't have anything Sasuke could take, no money or valuable. The man could afford slave labor so Naruto was pretty sure he didn't have to worry about wearing any maid outfits (uh…he just might... but not for cleaning)
"Fine, what do you want?" Naruto growled, trying to keep up a defiant façade.
"Want? Nothing, I just have a request," Sasuke smirked.
"What, then? Just spit it out!" Naruto growled.
"I refuse to teach anyone in this dump," Sasuke stated.
"I'm not made of money like a certain asshole I know! I can't buy a place to practice!" Naruto snarled.
"Are you looking for a reason for me to walk out of here?" Sasuke said stoically.
"Naruto!" came 4 joined voices that made Naruto flinch.
"Fine… if we can't practice here, then where?" Naruto growled.
"There you go little Dobe, just think. What asshole do you know that would have money to practice?" Sasuke cooed, like a mother to a young child. Naruto blanched then his face lit up in anger and Sasuke had to admit, red was a good color on him.
"I am not a loser, Teme!" Naruto shot back.
"Technically, it means dead last," Haku pointed out.
"Same difference," Naruto growled, "What gives you the right to insult me?!"
"Everything," Sasuke replied.
"Get. Out!" Naruto hissed, "Just leave now!"
Sasuke shrugged, pushing away the guilt or the little voice that told him he had taken things too far.
"But… Sasuke-kun… Naruto we NEED him, don't just let him go," Sakura said quickly as Sasuke walked to the door.
"No, if he isn't going to show me a little respect then…" Naruto began.
"I'm not going to apologize, but if you still want help come over to my place at 4:00," Sasuke said simply before walking out.
*SQUEE*
Sasuke was sitting in the kitchen watching as his newest 'students' were pushing their blond haired leader up the steps and mutedly shouting and pointing at the door. The boy seemed to try and shout back but when Sakura raised her fist and Kiba seemed to shout something which Sasuke could only guess was really obscene, he turned around and rang the doorbell. A loud buzz sounded through the house and echoed through the halls. Sasuke smirked and stayed where he sat. Once more the tan boy pushed the button, and once more the buzz rang. Now Sasuke could see a scowl darkening Naruto's face and he let out a small chuckle. (Well no one is around to hear it so it's okay…right?) Now the blond began to pound the door with a fist his mouth forming words that expressed his colorful vocabulary. Sasuke let this go on a while longer until the other male began to pound with both fists and kick the door. His friends back away to the bottom of the stairs and Sasuke stood up.
"Uchiha you damn bastard let me in! You fucking Teme, you called us over here don't be such a…"Naruto shouted putting all his strength into trying to knock the door off its hinges.
"Such a what? A bastard?" Came a snide voice as the door swung open.
Naruto felt one of his fists connect with a hard chest and he glared at the Uchiha who now stood in the doorway. To Naruto's growing displeasure and Sasuke's pleasure, Naruto had to look up because Sasuke stood taller than him since the doorway was another step up. Naruto glared, not to be outdone and shoved Sasuke backwards so he could stand in the door. This was when the blond noticed that he was a quarter of a head shorter anyways. He scowled at this fact and settled on going back to taunting the Uchiha.
"What took you? Did you have to spend an hour in the bathroom to get your gay-ass chicken butt hair ready? Or were you baking cookies like the gay little house-wife you are?" Naruto smirked. Sasuke cocked a fine brow and tilted his head just so.
"What? Run out of Bastard remarks and going for gay ones? For Kami's sake Uzumaki can't you think of anything good?" Sasuke shot back.
"Well… You ARE a bastard! You probably have a bastard family too!" Naruto closed his mouth immediately. He didn't mean to take it THAT far, it just sort of slipped out in the moment. Before Naruto could apologize he was pinned by Sasuke's deadly glare.
"Get. Out," Sasuke hissed, sending Naruto's earlier words back at him, "Just leave now!"
"Naruto!" Sakura hissed in a panicked way.
"Sas...I really didn't…,"Naruto began.
"OUT!" Sasuke ordered again. Naruto's eyes widened, Sasuke was serious! He did the only thing he could do in a time like this.
"Sorry pride, I don't think I could ever make it up to you for this," He whispered before throwing himself to the floor on his hands and knees, "Please Sasuke I'm really, REALLY sorry! I didn't mean it I swear! I forgot that… you know… that thing happened with your family! Punish me, but don't punish my band! Kiba spent all his savings trying to buy that drum set… and Kankuro had to quit his second job to make time for practice… Haku had to quit his expensive piano lessons so he would have more time to spare!"
Sasuke stared at Naruto; still fuming mad but turned away.
"Gomen," he muttered. He heard the group let out a held breath and Naruto collapse to the ground.
"Come on, the practice room is back here," Sasuke said stoically; leading them deeper into the maze of hallways that was Uchiha Manor. Naruto, surprisingly, hadn't said a word.
Kiba elbowed his best friend in the side, "Way to suck up Naruto, maybe you're the house wife, eh?" This earned a dark glare (though not as dark as the Uchiha glare) from said blond.
They soon entered a large room with thick walls and a heavy door. Instruments were set up around the room including a drum set, keyboard, piano (yes there IS a difference), a few guitars of different varieties, and a microphone.
"This is my music room. We can do one on one practice first," Sasuke said.
"Wouldn't hearing us play as a group be better to start off with?" Haku suggested.
"Yeah, you can't judge the rest of us by just hearing Kiba play, or Naruto talk," Kankuro added.
Sasuke seriously doubted it would make much of a difference with his judgment but shrugged then asked, "Why would I base my ideas off of the Dobe talking?"
"Naruto's our singer," Sakura explained. Sasuke's eyes had widened in slight surprise. He figured that either Sakura or Haku would be singing. That wouldn't be considered sexist right, because Haku wasn't a girl?
"How about you play and we can listen to Usuratonkatchi sing later," Sasuke offered.
The blond looked insulted but kept quiet as they took positions. Haku was behind the keyboard, Kiba on drums, Kankuro with base and Naruto with an electric guitar. Sakura sat on one of the three other seats in the room because she was a back up singer. Naruto glanced at everyone as if telling them what to do with his eyes. They nodded and Naruto fixed Sasuke with a determined stare. It started off slow; Haku's keyboard playing a light tune. Then Kankuro joined in plucking a deep note on his base over and over. Kiba raised his sticks as if to begin to pummel his drums again but as he brought them down he slowed and kept a steady 1-2-3-4 beat on his snare. Naruto stood there grinning. Sasuke frowned; this was NOT showing him what they played like. Haku was the only one playing more than one repeated note! Finally Naruto joined in with a noise resembling a taut wire snapping. Of course, when Sasuke looked, it WAS a taut wire snapping.
"He he… oops," Naruto chuckled guiltily, a string from the guitar hanging freely.
"Usuratonkatchi…," Sasuke growled darkly.
"That keeps happening for some reason," Kiba said absently. Sasuke's eye twitched and he didn't bother himself in explaining it to the idiot.
"Fine, no band play; just sing now Dobe," Sasuke growled.
"Don't have to be so grouchy, Teme, it was just a strong for Kami's sake," Naruto muttered. Sakura walked up and stood a bit far back behind another microphone while the other three took their seats. Naruto had a look of concentration of his face as he thought of what song he would present to the prickly raven boy before him.
"Constipated Blondie?" Kiba jibed.
"Shut up, Dog breath!" Naruto shot back.
"Shh!" Kankuro and Haku hissed, despite Sasuke's earlier words, Naruto's singing was great.
Naruto opened his mouth slowly and the tension grew in the room; emanating from the blonde's band mates. He smirked at Sasuke and began to sing:
"And
Id give up forever to touch you
cause I know that you feel me
somehow
You're the closest to heaven that ill
Ever be
And
I don't want to go home right now
And all I can taste is
this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
cause sooner or
later its over
I just don't want to miss you tonight
And
I don't want the world to see me
cause I don't think that
they'd
Understand
When everything's made to be broken
I
just want you to know who I am
And you cant fight the tears
that aint
Coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When
everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know
you're alive
And I don't want the world to see me
cause
I don't think that they'd
Understand
When everything's
made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And I
don't want the world to see me
cause I don't think that
they'd
Understand
When everything's made to be broken
I
just want you to know who I am
And I don't want the world to
see me
cause I don't think that they'd
Understand
When
everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I
am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know
who I am
I just want you to know who I am"
Sasuke hated to admit it but that was mind blowing. Naruto drew out the ending until it faded along with Sakura's oh's and ooh's in the background.
'That was unexpected… I mean I know Naruto's kind of hot but I didn't know he was a great singer too. Damn, I thought I was asexual; why in Hell am I feeling this!? All he did was sing a damn song!' Sasuke thought to himself.
"Uchiha… are you listening?" Naruto whispered in Sasuke's ear.
"Wow Naruto, you killed him!" Kankuro grinned.
"Oh shut up," Naruto growled, waving his hand in front of Sasuke's face. Suddenly Sasuke lurched forward to bite Naruto's hand; which snapped back.
"Hey, Bastard, what was that for!?" Naruto growled. Sasuke, rather childishly didn't answer.
"Okay then… I wanna go next!" Kiba shouted.
"NO!" Everyone shouted simultaneously Kiba began to pout.
"Haku, it's your turn," Sasuke said absently.
The feminine boy nodded and relinquished his seat to Sakura before taking his place behind the keyboard. He began to play a soft lullaby and Sasuke could picture Haku sitting behind an expensive grand piano instead of a keyboard. Suddenly weight on his lap woke Sasuke form his troubled mind. Sasuke looked up to the one and only Uzumaki Naruto sitting on his lap, grinning wildly.
"What are you doing Uzumaki?" Sasuke growled, pushing the blush that was spreading up his whole body away.
"Sitting," Naruto answered simply.
"On my lap?" Sasuke hissed.
"Well do YOU see anymore seats?" Naruto grinned slyly. It was true there were only four seats and all were taken. Naruto wiggled his butt and Sasuke bit back a moan from the electricity that shot up from a certain area.
'Oh god… what a great time to turn gay…' Sasuke thought, and then added after a bit of thinking, 'or Naruto-sexual. This is going to be a long day…"
*SQUEE*
Kenny- So delicious looking people did Temple do well? I told her she needed to add a bit more to her stories because they were too short.
Temple-
*looking a bit bruised and bloodied but well medicated* you ASS! She
could have killed me! Why didn't you help!
Kenny- What god would that do, then we both would have gotten our asses kicked.
Temple-I hate you both…
Kenny & Ember- Love you too Temple-Chan!