Temple- Heeeeellooooo? Are any reviewers still there? I hope you're holdin up well with my hiatus still in place. Sorry guys but without my mac I can't right lemons. I have 50 year old grandparents and a ten year old brother to consider.

Ember-You should have thought about that before writing porn

Temple- Not in the mood Ember

Ember *sticks out tongue*

Temple- So here is my brand new disclaimer robot to read you off what, sadly, is not mine. Now Ember come here so I can do something about that tongue… *holds out scissors*

DISCLAIMER- All Naruto characters in this fan fiction belong respectively to Kishimoto. All songs in this fan fiction belong respectively to their original owners. Temple Amarok does not own these things only the idea of this fan fiction. Any rights…

*Temple and Ember stare at boring Disclaimer Robot*

Ember- That is the most boring disclaimer time ever… so while you go trash it here is the warnings! Swearing, violence, bad drumming (seriously who thought to give Kiba a drum set, and worse drum sticks?)

*SQUEEE*

Sasuke was ready to blow. Not only was the blond dobe STILL sitting on him but Kiba had broken his sticks, then Kankuro and he began arguing, Sakura tried to flirt AGAIN, and worst of all Naruto kept moving around on his lap! When would this night end! Sasuke could just barely hear Kankuro's base playing anymore. Sasuke wanted to hang his head, but doing that would only result in him with his head on Naruto's shoulder, a BIG no-no in his book. Of course then Naruto had to lean HIS head back onto SASUKE'S shoulder. Sasuke almost threw Naruto off as the blond lay back on him.

"U-Uzumaki, what in Hell are you doing?" Sasuke hissed trying not to draw attention. Naruto shifted so his face was almost buried in Sasuke's neck.

"Pillow smell nice…" Naruto mumbled. Sasuke paused in his murderous/embarrassed thoughts. Was Naruto sleeping? Sasuke was stock still as the blond reached up and clutched his black tee shirt. Sasuke knew he should have woken him up but something stopped him. Maybe it was the peaceful look Naruto was displaying, maybe it was because something inside him REALLY liked it. Sasuke sat like that watching Naruto sleep until reality came back in the form of Kankuro's final cord.

"WHOO HOO! AWESOME KANKURO!!!" Kiba shouted, obviously not aware how late it was and about Sasuke's situation. Sasuke turned back to the blond whose eyes were slipping open. It was then that Sasuke actually noticed them, and wondered how he couldn't have before. Naruto's crystal blue eyes were gorgeous! Prettier than any gem Sasuke had ever seen in fact. It wasn't just blue it was like a mixture of blues that stood out and yet mixed together at the same time. It was like heaven in the form of two glowing blue eyes. Wait two, surprised, angry, confused, glowing blue eyes… not good.

"WHAT THE FUCK UCHIHA!!!" Naruto snarled pushing away from Sasuke. By now everyone was looking at the two polar opposites. Naruto was standing, panting as if he had just ran a mile in a minute. Sasuke schooled his face into the normal stoic mask.

"What Dobe? Was your cat nap disturbed? You should really think about more beauty sleep, it would really help you," Sasuke snickered, feeling guilty at the lies he was speaking. Naruto glared at Sasuke his fists shaking.

"Not all of us spend hours in front of a mirror Uchiha!" Naruto spat.

"Do you even have a mirror?" Sasuke hissed back. Naruto flinched and turned pale. The room went sort of quiet. Sasuke didn't know what he said wrong. Was something wrong with the blond knucklehead that he wasn't aware of? Of course how was he expected to know everything about him when they were enemies, nay rivals?

Naruto was still just standing there silently. His eyes were now focused on the leg of Sasuke's chair, anywhere but Sasuke himself. The blond locks that defied gravity everyday seemed to have drooped a bit, but most off of all were his eyes. They were stormy blue now, Sasuke could almost swear it was definitely a mixture of dark, stormy blue colors. Although they were beautiful Sasuke didn't like it. Before he felt pride over silencing the other boy for once but now it just felt wrong. What the happened between them before? All they had done between now and their last fight was sit in a damn chair. Sasuke was having trouble keeping his mask up when his heart beat painfully in his chest at the sight of the blond.

"Hey guys! There's this new bar up the street! My treat!" Kiba finally shouted, trying to break the tension.

"It's never your treat!" Sakura fumed, "You ALWAYS say that then make us pay!

"Well I'm broke what do you want me to do!?" Kiba argued.

"Get a job?" Haku suggested.

"I'll pay," Sasuke finally said. Four pairs of eyes were now trained on him, and none of them were beautifully blue.

"Really Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked starry eyed. Inside her inner Sakura was smirking.

"YES! Sasuke-kun will be MINE tonight! I wonder if he can hold his liquor… BWAHAHAHA!"

"We don't need your pity asshole," Naruto said, but all the venom was gone from his voice as if he were tired of it.

"Then stop throwing a pity party," Sasuke shot back, "I am going to get drunk because I feel like I want to get drunk, are you guys coming or not?" The 5 friends exchanged curious/ nervous looks.

"Fine, we'll go but only because I want to see how stupid the Great Uchiha Sasuke is smashed," Naruto declared.

*SQUEEE*

"Wheee!" Naruto squealed as he spun in the stool again. His plan had backfired on him. While Sasuke was definitely smashed he wasn't stupid in the least. Naruto himself however…

"Naruto do you need a ride home?" Sakura asked.

"NO!" Naruto cried childishly before snatching his mug again and staring into it, "Iz'all g-gone? He-Hey who keeps drinking m-my…er… S'ke whazeh called 'gain?" The five students exchanged bothered glanced. They had been at the new bar, Hebi, for 3 hours. Sasuke who had paced himself was on his eighth Rum and Diet Coke. Naruto who had tried to turn it into a drinking game was on his fifteenth tequila, and Sasuke was definitely getting worried. Naruto reached over to snatch Kiba's white Russian, because the mutt was obviously passed out.

"I think it's time to go Naruto," Kankuro said, his speech slurred.

"No! I wanna ztayay here and hang with my good ol' buday Suzuki," Naruto giggled.

"Naruto, Haku is waiting outside we really should get you home," Sakura said glancing at her watch. Sakura, like Sasuke didn't get stupid drunk, but in Sasuke's opinion she was already stupid and some of the thing she said could have come out of a drunken person's mouth. Haku, didn't drink so he had agreed to pick them up at 11:30, a half hour before the bar closed. It was now 11:50.

"You guy's go I'll get him home," Sasuke muttered. Sakura, who obviously was drunk enough to not see the oddity and all the things that could go wrong just nodded. She and Kankuro helped Kiba up who was muttering and barking about filthy cats, and left. Sasuke paid for the bill that they had racked up and stood.

"Okay Dobe, time to go home," He yawned.

"No, I wanna hang wit yooouuu S'ke," Naruto replied. Sasuke began to wonder if he had made the wrong decision bring the other boy here.

"Naruto we got to get out of here," Sasuke tried again.

"Hey, we're closing get your friend and scram," growled a girl with red hair that hung in her face and a weird hat.

"I got it," Sasuke growled. Without saying a word he grabbed Naruto's hand and tried to pull him away but the blond held tightly to the bar.

"Seriously Naruto you're the worst drunk I've ever seen," Sasuke growled. With a defeated sigh he let go, only to hook his hands under Naruto's knees and under his arms to carry him bridal style. He refused to let the blush onto his face as he carried Naruto outside. The blond, very very drunk, was twirling a lock of his hair.

"H-Hey Sasasuke…" He said when the raven let him down.

"What?" Sasuke growled.

"Don't move…" Naruto whispered moving toward Sasuke as if sneaking, "Y-you have a duck on your head…" Sasuke gave Naruto an odd look but before he could reply the blond leapt forward and tugged on the back of Sasuke's hair, shouting that he had it by the ass.

"OW! DAMMIT UZUMAKI LET GO!" Sasuke snarled as the other persistently pulled harder.

"Wow S'ke d-did you use duck tape? It wooon't come oooff," Naruto whined, saying his most non-drunken sentence yet.

"Let go of my hair Baka!" Sasuke growled before shoving Naruto away. Naruto, being uncoordinated and drunk fell on his ass.

"Owie… Sasa that hurt," he whiled.

"Come on Dobe, we've got to get you home, where do you live?" Sasuke growled, smoothing down his hair. Naruto stood on wobbly legs and grabbing onto Sasuke's shirt to steady himself. He was obviously too drunk to realize the awkward position he now stood in with Sasuke as their bodies almost touched with every movement Naruto did. Sasuke was caught by Naruto's eyes again. They sparkled bright blue with the haziness of a drunk. Still, absolutely gorgeous.

"W-where, do you live?" Sasuke asked, cursing himself for stuttering.

"Um…," Naruto looked around, unconsciously leaning his body onto Sasuke's, he pointed to the right "M-mebe… dat wahy?"

"Maybe?" Sasuke asked.

"N-no… it's this wayah.," Naruto corrected pointing down the street behind Sasuke. Sasuke was very unsure about doing this anymore. Something inside told him he was in for a long night.

*SQUEEE*

"Is this the one Dobe?" Sasuke sighed. They had been walking for an hour or two and his feet were killing him. Naruto had gotten them lost several times and Sasuke was about to murder the blond idiot. It was 2 in the fucking morning; no one would notice the raven haired boy strangling the life out of the idiotic blond! They were now stopped in front of a very drab looking apartment complex.

"yu-huh," Naruto nodded for the 6th time that night, "H-hey Sas'ke! Did Did you, know I livded here?"

"So you said," Sasuke sighed. He grabbed the forgotten ring of keys out of Naruto's hands and thankfully opened the door. Sasuke raised his eyes and thanked whatever diety was up there. Sasuke searched for Naruto's room key now. The ugly bright orange key had the number 555 gouged into it so Sasuke set to work dragging Naruto up the stairs because there was no way in Hell he would use the elevator in this dump. He had seen Resident Evil, he did not want to die in the elevator just because the blond couldn't walk five feet on his own.

When they reached the top Sasuke used the orange key to open the door and dragged Naruto inside. After almost tripping five times (ALMOST Uchiha's do not trip, they are too graceful, rofl), stubbing his toe four times, and stepping in/on dozens of things that didn't feel safe to step in/on; he found a couch for Naruto to sit on. He then began his trek to find a light.

"Where's your light switch Dobe?" Sasuke growled. He wanted to get out of there fast.

"No lights, no power" Naruto mumbled sleepily.

"What? Didn't you pay your bill?" Sasuke asked.

"No money…"Naruto muttered.

"Don't fall asleep on me now Naruto, where's your bedroom?" Sasuke growled. His eyes were slowly adjusting to the light.

"uh… that way.." Naruto pointed down a hall. With a sigh Sasuke walked over and picked Naruto up once more. It wasn't until he reached the door farthest down that he found the bedroom. With tired steps he walked over and dropped Naruto onto the mattress only to be pulled down by the grip Naruto still had on his neck.

"N-Naruto let go of me," Sasuke hissed, glad for the lack of light to hide how red his face was as his nose was buried in Naruto's chest.

"hehe, you called me Naruto!" Naruto squealed. Said boy pulled the raven up and rolled over so he was half way on top of him, his face buried in Sasuke's neck.

"Nice smelling pillow is back," Naruto mumbled.

"N-naruto…" but he had fallen asleep. Sasuke stared up at the ceiling cursing whatever diety was up there once more. Now he was stuck, in bed, with Naruto Uzumaki.

*SQUEEE*

Temple-hehe… I'm so evil to Sasuke

Ember-What's up with Sakura, I thought you liked her?

Temple-Oh I do but Sasuke doesn't so I had to be mean.

Ember- oh…

Temple- Wow… kinda nothing to do… so bye blokes! PLEASE REVIEW! Or I shall kill your children!!

Ember-creepy much?

Temple- shut it Ember.