"Ok, who ordered the loser?"

"Vala?

"Oh, come on Sam. What was that all about?"

"Yeah Sam. I mean I had better lines in a bakery."

"Hey, that was a good one Carolyn." Said Vala. "High five."

SLAP!

"Well he was just being nice guys."

"Oh, yeah. Hey blue eyes; let's ditch this place and go for a drive, cause you're driving me crazy."

"Well it sounded nice." Sam said batting her eyes. "Ok, ok, it was lame, but he actually thought I would go for that."

"WE KNOW, WE KNOW." giggle, giggle.

"Ohm, here comes another one, and look, he brought friends. Round two ladies. Said Vala.

1st guy: "You guys come her often?"

"NO." From all three woman.

2nd guy: "Oh, stereo. I bet you ladies love to have fun together?"

"NO."

3RD guy: "Any of you like to dance and talk later?"

"NO, BYE."

"Man that was too lame. I think they been watching to much Baywatch in repeats." Said Carolyn.

"Do men from earth actually watch that show? Asked Vala.

"They're drawn, like a moth to a flame." Said Sam.

"Well, this club is definitely lively. I don't think I see anyone here over 30."

Vala sipping her Margarita. "Your point Sam."

"I'm 30, or something."

"I saw that show in reruns."

"Vala, I mean I'm 30. I'm like the old lady here."

"Oh, please, I'm 20 or something and I don't have a show named after me."

"No, I mean, I'm 30 and the pickings are slim. I'm suppose to be in my prime for God's sake. Every time I go on a mission, I point my P90 weapon at a guy, and it's like, I wonder if he's available?"

"It must be the reaction when you point your P90 at a guys Sam. I think that's a turn off." Smirked Carolyn.

"Yeah Sam. I mean when those fly boys come in from a mission. I point my needle at them and no response. Just wide eyed staring and white knuckles on the bed. Men are so like children sometimes. Can't stand a little needle."

"I've seen your needles Carolyn. There's nothing little about them."

"Sam, there's big needles and little needles. It just depends on what mood I'm in that day."

"I'm going to definitely keep you on my good side." Said Vala.

"Ditto."

"So tell us Carolyn. Vala leaning in closer. "What are Cam, Daniel and Teal'c really equipped like?"

"Now ladies, that's confidential. I don't compare. They're all the same to me. No one is better equipped than the other male species that come to my infirmary."

"Oh, Carolyn, you have got to get out more." Smirked Sam.

"Sam's right Carolyn. Every male species I've come across have little or nothing or more to accommodate those special needs a woman likes to call, picky."

"Picky?"

"Yes Carolyn. You are more accessible to those women needs than any other female species has ever had the chance to explore."

"Ok Vala, I have no idea what you mean."

"Sam, care to elaborate for our good Doctor."

"She means you can tell the woman in your circle, which means Vala and I, which males are available, that have no rashes, insecurities, disease, broken bodies, and does not use male enhancements to improve their posture."

"Oh, you mean men I can fix you two up with, while knowing your good friend the Doctor can knock them out with a mere needle if the relationship goes wrong."

"EXACTLY."

TBC

A/N: Now guys, don't get jealous. I was writing this in dedication to my good muse friend Acer-Sigma. I was challenged on another level for another Vala and Sam friendship, and I included Dr. Lam. So thanks Acer-Sigma for challenging me to do something different. And yes, I know grammer. I'm working on it guys. Haz