Alrighty then home skillets (A/N Leila: Never again will you say that) Wow sorry Yoda! Anywho! We don't own Twilight or the carries that genius is Stephanie Meyer! And we don't own that song that I don't know the name of. The lonely one. Yeah you catch meh drift! But I do own my love for JASPER!! (A/N Leila: UGH!)

Screen Names:

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)

Alice- myfutureishshopping

Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

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Eddy4life: OMC!! Emmett is not here! MUHAHAHAH!

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Eddy4life: Dammit! Well thanks a lot Emmett I thought I had broken the trend!

machonachoman: Now I couldn't let you do that could I?

Eddy4life: Speaking of that...how do you always know when I am going to get on chat?

machonachoman: I have my ways! Do not question me Bella Marie Swan Cullen!

Eddy4life: You know you don't have to add in my maiden name.

machonachoman: But!(sniffles) You always do that to Eddy!

Eddy4life: Touche'!

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FBW: EMMETT! Leave Bella alone and get your stupid butt in here young man!

machonachoman: Rose I am not young but I am coming.

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machonachoman: Geeze what's up wit her?

Eddy4life: Do I look like a mind reader to you Emmett?

machonachoman: THAT'S IT!! I will go ask that psychic in Port Angeles what's wrong with Rose!

Eddy4life: Um Emmett why don't you just ask Edward. Cuz uh he can read minds.

machonachoman: Oooo oooo ooo! I got a better idea! How bout' I go ask Edward. Cuz yah know he can read minds.

Eddy4life: Wow Emmett did you come up with that all on your own?

machonachoman: Yes! Yes I did. Aren't I brilliant.

Eddy4life: A genius...

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Eddy4life: I am so lonely! I'm mister lonely! I need somebody on IM!! OOO OOO!! LONELY!

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Eddy4life: EDWARD!! OMC! I am no longer lonely!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Um...Bella dear. We all live in the same house. If you were lonely why didn't you just log off and yell for me?

Eddy4life: Oh...so now you are a genius too? Well I wasn't really lonely. I was cyber lonely! There is a difference.

it'snotwhatyouthink: Right. I hate this dumb chatroom. I can't read minds through the computer. So it is difficult.

Eddy4life: Maybe you shouldn't rely so much on your mindreading-ness.

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Eddy4life: Hey puppies!! What's going on at the kennel?

wolfgang: ...

Eddy4life: Sorry I just couldn't help it. I came up with that off the top of my head. So what's going on friends?

superqueerface: Nothing much Bella. And yourself

Eddy4life: Same old same old

superqueerface: JAKE! I AM YOUR...FATHER!

wolfgang: My dad is fishing with Charlie you idiot!

superqueerface: Oh right. Sorry I um...gotta go!

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Eddy4life: What's up with him?

wolfgang: Oh it's nothing. He is just a little strange at times.

Eddy4life: Obviously. That's why we love him.

it'snotwhatyouthink: Bella? You love another man?

Eddy4life: Oh Eddy! You are so cute when you are jealous! I love Seth like I love Jake!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Oh right. Sorry...

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Eddy4life: Great time for Emmett's stupid saying of the day!

machonachoman: Bella Bella Bella! Silly girl! If you only knew what my killer Lima beans would do to you!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Are you threatening my wife with killer veggies?

machonachoman: And if I was? Maybe all of the cows do come from Laffy Taffy land. But they never complain!

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wolfgang: Right...

SOOOO! What do yah think? Me and Leila are having a lot of fun with this! Teehee! Please review. I am being good today. I am going to update at least 3 times tonight so as to make up for all the lost time. I love you guys! KEEP IT VAMPY!