"No, no, no. I would rather put on a quarantine suit that sit with those parasites. I've seen parasites that were a lot more friendlier."
"Now Carolyn, where's your sense of adventure?"
"I dumped it in the toilet Vala. Cam is just waiting for one of those three to make a move and Teal'c emblem keeps jumping out of his forehead."
"Oh, I like to see that." Sam pulling Vala back.
"Concentrate here Vala. Carolyn, these guys need to be taught a lesson. They think they are Gods gift to women. I say we owe it to the sisterhood of women to kick them down a notch."
"I'm a Doctor, I can stitch them into a notch."
"Really, I like to see that."
"Vala, this isn't show and tell. Now Carolyn see it for the opportunity it is to show the guys that we don't need rescuing, but that we can kick ass just like them. And believe me, these guys need a good ass kicking."
Both Sam and Vala chimed in. "PLEEEEASE."
"Oooooh, alright. But I'm going to need another Margarita chase to sit with them."
Vala clapping enthusiastically. "Yes; high five ladies."
SMACK
"Now lets check out our weapondry." All three woman checking in the mirror. "Make up."
"Check." Smacking their lips.
"Lipstick."
"Check." Glossing their lips.
"Hair." Fluffing their hairs.
"Check."
"Breast." All checking both.
"Definitely Check." Added Sam.
"Ladies operation Down Periscope."
Sam, Carolyn, and Vala nodded together. "CHECK."
TBC