Ok so if anyone is still questioning my ownership of Twilight I am sad to say I do not own it. Yesh I might just be soooo amazingly awesome at writing IM convo's but still I don't own anything Twilight!

Screen Names:

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)

Alice- myfutureishshopping

Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

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shoppingishmyfuture: Edward!

it'snotwhatyouthink: I know

shoppingishmyfuture: You think

it'snotwhatyouthink: Yeah

Eddy4life: Ok what the heck! You guys are having a silent convo and I feel very left out. OMIGOD! What'd Emmett do this time.

shoppingishmyfuture: Soon enough young grasshopper...

Eddy4life: GAH! Fine I guess I will wait!

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machonachoman: Hey! I just paper ma shayed Rosalie!

shoppingishmyfuture: HEHE! Hilarious!

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FBW: SOOOO not funny Emmett! How did you get away with this!?

machonachoman: I just did! YESH! Oh where is Jasper? I need his help with...something.

shoppingishmyfuture: Oh Emmett that is-

machonachoman: EH! I don't wanna hear it. I wanna ask Jazz myself!

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ifeelyahman: What do you need help with Emmett?

machonachoman: Ok so I am going to try out for American Idol and I need you to come with me and keep the judges happy so I get in.

Eddy4life: Oh Emmett why would you do that. You can't even sing!

machonachoman: DO NOT JUDGE ME BELLA CULLEN!

Eddy4life: Fine fine geeze! Proceed!

machonachoman: And I need you to come with me through the performances to keep voters happy so that I win! YAY FOR EMMETT! GO EMMETT GO EMMETT GO EMMETT!!

ifeelyahman: Sorry Em I can't do that.

machonachoman: Wuh! But! You! UGH! You're no fun!

ifeelyahman: I have never claimed to be fun Emmett.

machonachoman: Good cuz then you would be a LIER! (sobs)

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Eddy4life: Does he not realize that he can't cry?

it'snotwhatyouthink: I suppose not.

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Jbizz: HAHA! I got rid of her. Jasper please I need you to be MINE!

shoppingishmyfuture: HEY! He is mine sister! And who the hell are you?

Jbizz: I am one of the authors of this here story! Is that a problem WOMAN!

shoppingishmyfuture: ACTUALLY! Now that you mention it!

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Leila Whatson: Hey! Jessie what did I tell you about messing with the characters?

Jbizz: Um...I don't remember.

Leila Whatson: GAH! Great now look what you have done! Ok I expect you to fix this!

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Jbizz: (sigh) (pulls out little flashy thing from MIB and flashes everyone in chat but self who has cool sunglasses on!;P) You didn't see anything!

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machonachoman: Metal Pancakes!

Eddy4life: Wow that would be like really nasty to eat.

it'snotwhatyouthink: Tell me about it...