Maybe we don't own Twilight or McDonalds or even David Mac David's but we do have the most awesometastic fans!! One inparticular was my first fan eva and the best reviewer! MY NUMBA 1 FAN mishacon! WOOOH MISHACON!! GO YOU GO YOU! btw I don't own apple bottom jeans by tpain either!
Screen Names:
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice-shoppingishmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
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Eddy4life: APPLE BOTTOM JEANS! BOOTS WIT DA' FUR! (wit da' fur) DA' WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN AT HER!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Bella hon what is wrong with you?
Eddy4life: Sorry that song is stuck in my head. Sometimes it helps to write it out.
yo yo momma: SHE HIT DA' FLO! NEXT THANG YAH KNOW SHAWTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Esme it is over now.
yo yo momma: sorry I type sort of slow.
Eddy4life: Maybe you should use text slang instead to make it shorter.
yo yo momma: What do you mean?
Eddy4life: Well instead of saying "How is everyone's day going?" you say "Howz every1s day goin" or instead of "What is going on my best friend Jill" you say "Wazzup my BFF Jill?"
yo yo momma: But I don't know anyone names Jill.
Eddy4life: (slaps head) Esme just practice. You are obviously not fit for the txtin life fo sho!
it'snotwhatyouthink: What is "fo sho"?
Eddy4life: For sure. Get wit da' timez Eddy!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Why can't the times just get with me?
Eddy4life: Because then the times would never change.
it'snotwhatyouthink: True
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shoppingishmyfuture: Are you guys really trying to teach Esme slang?
Eddy4life: Well not anymore.
shoppingishmyfuture: I coulda told you dat!
Eddy4life: Then why didn't you?
shoppingishmyfuture: Whateva whateva I do what I waaant!
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yo yo momma: So if this slang is suppose to make things shorter and easier then why do you replace is with ish?
Eddy4life: Because when you are amazing you can say ish because ish ish better.
it'snotwhatyouthink:...
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Eddy4life: YAY it ish da wolves!
yo yo momma: I can't understand you people. I am going to go clean something.
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BRB: What's up with her?
Eddy4life: She hates ish.
BRB: BRB
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Eddy4life: She isn't coming back is she?
superqueerface: Nope
Eddy4life: Well then...
superqueerface: UGH! I g2g my mom wants me.
Eddy4life: BY SETHYKINS!!
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wolfgang: soo...
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machonachoman: DAVID MAC DAVID'S!!
Eddy4life: Do I even wanna know?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Probably not.
machonachoman: Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed BUN!
Eddy4life: Emmett we don't even eat. Why are you singing the McDonald's theme song?
machonachoman: JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T EAT DOES NOT MEAN I CAN'T ENJOY CATCHY THEME SONGS!
Eddy4life: It just didn't make much sense.
machonachoman: No Bella what doesn't make sense is why when I talk to professor fluffykins he doesn't talk back!!