I am sooo pumped for todays update-a-thon! I have my peanut M&Ms and my Route 44 Cherry Coke from Sonic (not the hedgehog). Get ready peoples cuz I am! CAUTION!! THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS MOP WATER!
Screen Names:
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- shoppingisahmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
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Eddy4life: Once again Emmett you know exactly when I am going to log on. I bet you are working with Alice!
machonachoman: LIES!
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Eddy4life: Hey Edd...Edward!
machonachoman: Nice save Bella!
Eddy4life: Shut your mouth Emmy!
it'snotwhatyouthink: ha! She called you Emmy!
machonachoman: At least I am not a sissy boy like you Edward!
Eddy4life: If this is going where I think it is going then I am going...
it'snotwhatyouthink: it's not
machonachoman: How the hell did you understand that?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Because if you shine a flashlight in my ear you can't see the light out the other.
Eddy4life: OOO! Burn!
machonachoman: I don't get it
it'snotwhatyouthink: Naturally
machonachoman: IMAAAAGINAAATION!!
Eddy4life: Huh?
machonachoman: Oh I was just watchin Sponge Bob (A/N which we don't own either! :l)
Eddy4life: Um no offense Emmett but aren't you just a little too old for cartoons?
machonachoman: You are just jealous of my awesometasticness!
Eddy4life: Of course
machonachoman: IRON MAN!!
Eddy4life: WTF is up with you dude?
machonachoman: Can I not have the urge to say Iron Man in peace?
Eddy4life: No
machonachoman: Dammit!
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yo yo momma: Language Emmett there are girls present
machonachoman: ISH!
yo yo momma: GAH!
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Eddy4life: I do not understand why she hates that word so much!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Because it doesn't make sense to her. Is vs ish!
Eddy4life: Ish would so totally win!
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Jbizz: ISH ISH ISH!!
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Leila Whatson: Dangit! Leave these poor people alone!
Jbizz: They are NOT people! They are super sexy vampires or vampyres whatever floats your boat!
Leila Whatson: What ever. Were wolves rock!
Jbizz: LOOZER! You have to fix it this time! (throws Leila flashy thingy)
Leila Whatson: Fine!
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Leila: (FLASH!! ith)
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Eddy4life: Give it up Emmett ish would so win!
machonachoman: Fine! But her ishaphobia makes no sense to me
Eddy4life: It baffles me too
Eddy4life: Hey Edward when you are making mop water how much do you put in?
machonachoman: OOO! PICK ME! I know! a cup!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Actually it depends on how big the container is. You don't want too over concentrate the water and have the soap over power it. Suds would be everywhere.
machonachoman: NO! You always have to put in a cup! That is the way it is!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Emmett you have no idea what you are talking about!
Eddy4life: I just need some dang mop water!
it'snotwhatyouthink: How big is the container?
Eddy4life: Uh like 2 gallons.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Ok put like a fourth of a cup.
machonachoman: NO!! A CUP! 1 CUP! UNO CUP!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Emmett shut up! You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met (A/N Jbizz: My dad says that to me all the time! ;P)
Eddy4life: Holy crow! I just need mop water!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Why?
Eddy4life: Uh...I...uh...COMING MOM!
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it'snotwhatyouthink: I wonder what she is up to?
machonachoman: Ask Alice!
it'snotwhatyouthink: She is blocking her thoughts by reciting Indiana Jones. (Which we don't own)
machonachoman: Should we be scared?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Absolutely!
So just two more chapters until I post the song chapters so PM me your songs! ;P Loviez!! Oh and that mop water argument was one I actually had with my dad. He was Emmett and I was Edward.