So we have established that Leila and I are not reincarnations of Stephenie Meyer therefor we own nothing. (Leila: Well I own a pair of blue jeans. Does that count?) No! I meant we don't own Twilight or the Girl Scouts of America.
Screen Names:
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- shoppingishmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
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superqueerface: Hello all!
Eddy4life: Hey Sethykins!
machonachoman: Sup Seth
Eddy4life: I wish that I was the most amazingly talented person on earth!
superqueerface: Why?
Eddy4life: Idk. Just a random thought.
superqueerface: O...k
Eddy4life: Don't judge meh!
superqueerface: ok ok ok geezeuz!
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girlyscout: Hello people!
Eddy4life: Who are you?
girlyscout: Oh I am the head girl scout in Forks!
superqueerface: Forks has girl scouts?
machonachoman: Apparently
Eddy4life: How did you get in here?
girlyscout: Oh I have my ways! So do you want to buy any girls scout cookies!?
machonachoman: Um we don't eat
girlyscout: What? You don't eat? So you are like anorexic?
machonachoman: No we just don't eat.
girlyscout: ... what do you eat?
machonachoman: blo-
Edd4life: EMMETT! He means we are vegetarians.
girlyscout: But Girl Scout cookies don't have meat in them. Well at least most of them don't
superqueerface: Most?
girlyscout: We don't need to talk about that. So are you going to buy some or not.
Eddy4life: Well we are like uber-vegetarians. We don't even eat dairy so sorry.
girlyscout: Well you are in luck because we have new soy cookies.
Eddy4life: Look kid we just don't like cookies ok.
girlyscout: How can you not like cookies? That is insanity!
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Jbizz: Alright kid! I HATE overbearing girl scout kids! (brings out light saber)
girlyscout: BRING IT ON! (pulls out sword)
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Leila Whatson: Jessie! We don't have time for this! Just pull an Indie!
Jbizz: Ok then! Indian Jones it is. (puts away light saber and pulls out gun) 0bang bang0
Leila Whatson: (takes care of body) You know what to do my friend! (throws Jessie flashy thing)
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Jbizz: (MIB thing FLASHith)
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Eddy4life: Hey were is that annoying girl scout girl?
machonachoman: Beats me!
superqueerface: Do any of you guys have the weird sense of deja vu? Like we are missing something?
Eddy4life: No why?
superqueerface: Well it just seems like something or someone keeps coming but then erasing our memory of them being here so then we think that things just spontaneously happen. You know?
machonachoman: Are you talking about aliens? Oh Seth haven't you learned not to believe everything you hear?
superqueerface: Well I never believed that vampires and werewolves existed either but here we stand.
Eddy4life: Actually I am sitting on Edward's bed right now with my laptop. OO! There's Eddy now! (kisses Edward)
machonachoman: EW!
Eddy4life: HEEHEE! Eddy says hi!
Eddy4life: Hey guys.
superqueerface: Hey Edward
Eddy4life: Well I am gonna go spend some time wit my bay bay!
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machonachoman: So Seth. What's up with your name? I mean you aren't really a fag are you?
superqueerface: No! Leah made this account and I am way too lazy to change it so yeah.
machonachoman: Dude you can come out of the closet. Trust me. I won't tell!
superqueerface: I AM NOT GAY!
machonachoman: Ok ok (wink wink) I believe you!
superqueerface: UGH!
Ok next update will be tonight just later because I have to go mow the frikin lawn and then make dinner but then I will update with the song chapter so PM your favorite song! ;P