"I know I'm going to regret asking this, but I am me. What was that Carter?" Jack scrunched up his nose, which Sam was loving.
"Sorry, I didn't quite catch your name. My friends and I are here for some Margarita's."
"Oh, really; just margarita's huh. And I suppose those goons at that table are just interested in licking the salt from the glasses."
"Actually that's not a bad ideal. There's a trick to………
"Vala now don't you start."
"Oh, now guys, we aren't starting anything. We were just having a nice time at our table eating a few chicken wings and all of a sudden were not alone anymore."
"Vala?"
"And who might you be tall dark and geeky?"
"Valaaaaaaaa."
"Tsk, tsk, I do believe we have competition."
"What?"
"Jackson, you better wait until the show is over. The first act was a doozy and I won't look at chicken wings the same way ever again. Matter of fact, no one in this bar will either."
"Indeed Gen O'Neill and Daniel Jackson. There has been a increase in chicken wing orders since Col Carter, Dr. Lam and Vala Mol Doran have arrived."
"Dr. Lam, I thought I would never see such actions from you. What would your father think."
Carolyn folded her arms across her chest. "I'm sorry; when was your last check up General?"
"Oh, that was a low blow Doc."
Daniel moved past Jack to Vala. "Vala what is going on?"
"You know if you keep asking questions like that darling, you'll never get an answer."
"Why are you with those guys? Cam and Teal'c are here. They should be looking out for you guys."
"Oh, and we're are so helpless that we can't take care of ourselves." Vala's eyebrow arched slightly.
"Nooooo…….I mean yes."
"Well it's that kind of thinking that makes snakes like them, seem like nights in shining armor. Now if you will excuse us; we have some margaritas to deliver."
"But……..but……..
"Ladies we have a winner. At least slightly intelligent conversation won't be entirely lost on hooey doey and loey."
Sam commented. "You have got to stop hangin with Cam Vala."
"Heeey. I'm standing right here."
"Sam I think we have given some incentive for one of our charming guest to come over." Vala nodded in seeing Bob coming over to the bar.
"Oh brother."
TBC