"Well Sammie, is there a problem with getting drinks. I thought you might need some help."
Sammie? Who is this jerk? Jack thought
"Why no Bob, we were just chatting with these nice gentlemen. They were asking for directions."
Directions my ass. Thought Bob
"So we take a left at the end of the street and on until sunrise? " Jack interjected.
"Why yes, that's absolutely right."
Bob stepped in between Jack and Sam and put his arm around Sam's waist. "Well these fine ladies are with us." Nodding towards his table. "So I guess I'll rescue you from these lost guys and get back to those drinks."
Sam was cringing. "Sam, why don't we invite these lost gentlemen to our table. After all, the more the merrier." Said Vala.
"What?.......Uh, I mean, there isn't enough room ladies. I think these guys can get going, since they now have directions."
"Well now, how could we turn down such an beautiful invite." Stated Jack.
"Indeed."
Bob looked up at Teal'c. God's he's a big fella.
"I'm in." Cam answered."
Who the hell are these guys? Bob was getting nervous.
Carolyn thought about her medical bag in the car. Oh, I'm going to need a lot more bandages after this is over.
Daniel interrupted. "Well since, Sam is it? I think it would be nice to join Vala, is it? To your table for a little drink. Margaritas is it?"
Good one space monkey. Good one.
Brett and Mike were looking at the bar, curious as to what was transpiring.
Vala grabbed Daniel's arm. "Well shall we; I say, you are so muscular glasses, what is it Daniel?"
"Well I got this little lady." Cam grabbing Carolyn's arm, and patting it.
Jack moved to the other side of Sam and grabbed her other arm. "Well Sammie; fasten your seat belt. I think this is going to be a bumby ride."
If you two don't stop calling me Sammie.
"Indeed."
Bob watched as the other men moved towards his table.
This is bad. Very bad. Who do these guys think they are?
Teal'c, Daniel, Cam and Jack grabbed extra chairs on the way to the girls tables.
Both Brett and Mike's eyes widened with confusion with the same thought. Now what's Bob gotten us into?
"Look Brett." Vala squeezed Daniels arm, while batting her eyes. "We found some nice boys to buy us extra drinks. I'm sure you don't mind. Now scoot over."
Brett annoyed at seeing Daniel, begrudgingly scooted over.
"Mike this, uh, Cam is it?" Carolyn introduced.
"Yep."
"Cam's been at the bar all night, all alone. His friend loves chicken wings and I bet he'll order up a nice big batch for us. Isn't that right Mr. T?"
"Indeed."
Mike looked up. God he's a big guy.
Bob finally arrived with Sam, and another person on her arm. Mike and Brett shot Bob a dirty look.
"Uh, I guess everyone has been introduced. These are my friends and we were, uh just entertaining the ladies. We weren't expecting company. So are you guys on your way out of town?"
Better be soon.
"Well we were asking the big guy and his compaudre' for directions, but these here little lady was so beautiful, I just had to ask her for directions. She was just so kind to direct us." Stated Jack.
Hehehe, you idiot.
"Well Bob and the guys were interested in a little experiment with us girls." Sam was batting her eyes. "So why don't we finish up here and all go to Bob's place. Like Vala said; the more the merrier."
No
No
Crap
Vala was clapping her hands together happily. "Oh that's sounds exciting. All you men to all us girls. Oh, think of the possibilities."
Oh yeah. Lots and lots of bandages. Thought Carolyn. Lots of bandages.
"Sam, Carolyn, I think we need to freshen up again. With all this testosterone around us, I'm just positively sweating."
"I agree Vala." Sam brushed her hair back. " If you gentlemen will excuse us. We'll be right back."
All the girls moved to the ladies room, with one last look back at their table. Waving to all the men.
Oh, this is good. Thought Jack.
I can't believe I'm doing this. Thought Daniel.
Oh, God, Carolyn is hot. Thought Cam.
Where is the waitress? I would like some more wings. Thought Teal'c.
Bob, Mike and Brett thought of one thing.
CRAP!
CRAP!
CRAP!
TBC