OH! MY! JASPER! Guess what!! I own Twilight now! (Leila: WHAT?!) Ok so no that is still Stephenie Meyer but one day I will make (cough force cough) Jasper mine! Well here is a lil chappy I like to call Crash and Burn!
Screen Names
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- shoppingishmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Eddy4life has entered chat
it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat
shoppingishmyfuture has entered chat
machonachoman has entered chat
Eddy4life: OMC Emmett I can't believe you did that!
shoppingishmyfuture: I can
Eddy4life: Duh! You can see the future
shoppingishmyfuture: True that
machonachoman: I didn't really do anything wrong!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Right Emmett! You only broke Esme's ten thousand dollar antique vase
machonachoman: Why can't she just buy a new one?
Eddy4life: Emmett! It was ANTIQUE! Emphasis on WAS!
shoppingishmyfuture: And ANTIQUE!
machonachoman: I don't get it
Eddy4life: Em when something is antique it means that it is old and not being made anymore. So no she can't just get another one.
machonachoman: Ooo! I just found this sticker on a piece of the vase. It says one of a kind... Oh crap!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Yeah she is
shoppingishmyfuture: Wait wait...no she isn't.
machonachoman: SWEET!
shoppingishmyfuture: She is gonna make you wish you were deader.
machonachoman: OH MY CARLISLE! What is she gonna do Alice? SPIT IT OUT!
shoppingishmyfuture: she is gonna make you eat only local animals (aka: no bears) and well um I am not sure you wanna hear this last part.
machonachoman: O GOD! Nothing she can do can possibly do can top no bears! Just give it to me straight!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Oh I think it can!
machonachoman: STFU EDWARD!!
Eddy4life: Hey! No swearing at my husband or I will take you down Emmett!
machonachoman: I'm sorry Edward. Bella. I am just freaking out!
shoppingishmyfuture: Now Emmett just promise me you will remember that I am not the one that made this punishment up. Ok here goes...she is taking away...
machonachoman: OH GOD! MY CAR! NOOOOO!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Nope! ROSE! HAHAHAHAHA!!
machonachoman: WHAT?! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Eddy4life: Teehee!
machonachoman: NO! NOT TEE HEE! BOO HOO!
Jbizz has entered chat
Jbizz: Emmett it will be fine. Stop being such a pansy!
Leila Whatson has entered chat
Leila Whatson: Hey! Don't be so mean to Emmett. He has no self control.
machonachoman: HEY! That is not true guys!
Jbizz: Yeah it is Emmett.
machonachoman: What do you know!
Jbizz: EVERYTHING! I AM A GENIUS! MUAHHHAHAHAH!
Leila Whatson: And I am also a GENIUS!! MUAHHAHAHA!
Jbizz: So now that you know that we are evil geniuses! I BET YOU that you can't go as long as Esme tells you without trying to see Rose!
machonachoman: Must not give in...
Eddy4life: Emmett I bet you too!
it'snotwhatyouthink: I will second that!
machonachoman: FINE!! FINE FINE FINE! I will take that bet!
shoppingishmyfuture: Excellent!
Will Emmett survive! I dun nuh! Or do I? Muhahaha! You shall find out later today (or tonight depending). Reviews make the world go round! You guys are soooo good about reviewing sooo here you go!
Jbizz: Edward I need you to do me a favor...
it'snotwhatyouthink: Yes?
Jbizz: Give each of these fan girls a hug and kiss(for the guys just give them a car or something)
it'snotwhatyouthink: Sure thing boss since well you are writing this so I have absolutely no choice.
Jbizz: Don't worry! I won't make Bella mad at you.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Thanks! (gives fans hugs and kisses)
So there! Now you know how awesome you are!