"Soooo, you guys come here often?" Jack asked.
The girls must be laughing their asses off at these guys.
"Ah, yeah, we're regulars. So were you guys headed?" Asked Bob.
Hopefully out of here and away from our table.
"Well, here and there. I heard this was a very popular bar. I'm glad we stopped in. That Sammie is a real beautiful lady."
"Uh, yeah; by the way she's with me."
"Oh, I didn't see any ring on her fingers. Seems to me she's pretty independent women. Don't think she needs anyone to choose her."
You Lout.
"Well, independent or not. We saw them first."
"Oh, really. Do they know that?"
"Oh they do. Matter of fact, we were on our way out with them; right Brett, Mike?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
"Hmmm, well why don't we see what they want instead. After all we were invited by Vala to have a few drinks; margaritas was it.?
"We can order our own drinks, thank you." Brett announced.
Cam interrupted. "We'll it looks like somebody ordered a bunch of margaritas. Are you guys planning on drinking any of these, cause I'm thirsty."
"Ahh, no…..no, these are for the girls." Mike said nervously.
"Well I bet they won't mind me taking a little sip."
Bob moved the three drugged drinks away from Cam. "Nope, wouldn't be gentlemen like to drink someone else's drink."
Especially when we saw you put something in them, you morons.
Mike looked a little closer at Cam and Teal'c. "Hey we overheard you say something about these girls. You've been here before I bet."
"Well, we don't like to brag. But Mr. T and I are sort of hoping to catch some action."
Seeing you trounced by Sam and Vala.
"Hey Bob….. Cam and Mr. T is it? Yeah, they're alright. Say, how come I haven't seen you two around before? Asked Mike.
"Well we get around. The big guy has a thing for chicken wings. Seems to me that you guys do to. We saw how the ladies handle their chicken wings."
"Indeed. The spicy sauce is most exceptional."
I must get the attention of that waitress. She continues to ignore us.
"Ah…yeah. So do you two know about…….you know, their special talents?"
"Excuse me." Daniel wanted to ring their necks. "I don't mean to interrupt. But what are we talking about?"
"You have to excuse my friend here." Jack cut in. "He's rather new to bars and such. He doesn't get out much. This is a new experience for him, women and all."
Brett nudged Daniel. "Well buddy, you've come to the right place. Bob is a master at charming women. He's taught us a few things and more."
Yeah, how to be indigenous pea brains.
"Well it seems, Cam is it? Can teach us a few pointers. So you know about these ladies….huh. Can you ah….clue us in on a few things on them?"
"Yes Cam is it." Jack commented. "Tell us a few things about these ladies. I'm all ears."
"Well, I hear they like to play Commando, and one I hear likes to play the Doctor. Imagine being hurt by those women and saved at the same time."
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
"Oh yeah, you guys are like inside information. So would you guys be interested in……..sharing the events for the night?" Brett was practically salivating
Daniel, Jack, and Cam had the same thoughts.
That's right, drink it up you idiots. Sam and Vala will be plastering you guys all over the pavement tonight and Dr. Lam will be scrapping you up.
"Are these events in partaking of the spicy wings?" Teal'c inquired.
Brett addressed Teal'c. "You're not from around here, are you?"
Jack smiled. You have no idea buddy.
"I am not; however I deem the women that you are with are not as they seem. I believe them to be more than you can handle. If you excuse me I must put in an order."
What?
What?
What?
"Your friend their Cam, seems to be a bit of a mystic, huh?"
"Well, a bit of advice Brett. Just don't talk about removing his hat. He's real sensitive about that. I've known him to almost tear a guy's limb off after pointing to his head tattoo. It was not pretty."
"Uh, yeah…….no looking at his head, got it." Brett looked at his buddies with a cautious look.
"So getting back to the girls. We had plan on going back to our place. I think we could have some real fun with them. Vala and Sam are pretty hot. Carolyn's kind of a tease, if you know what I mean." Hehehe.
Oh, you slime ball. Thought Cam.
I'm going to enjoy Sam beating you dirt bags. Thought Jack.
Vala you better beat the crap out these guys, or I will. Thought Daniel.
"I've got some happy pills. I always have a plan B, if the ladies don't, you know…. respond quick enough."
Jack was disgusted even more. Feigning a smile. "Why you sly dogs. No wonder a women would want you." Hitting Bob in the arm, like a comrade.
Man this guys strong. "Well it's a little insurance for the evening. Brett and Mike like to make sure the ladies have a night to remember……..snicker. NOT!" Hehehe
Unbelievable
"So what do those happy pills do?
"Well Daniel is it? Yeah, well they make women a little more happier when the time comes for a little action. I personally make these up myself. I was a little bit of a chemist in college."
"So they're drugs?"
"Hey keep it down; we've kept that a secret. But I see you guys are ok. We just want to share the looove."
Oh, you'll be sharing alright. Mostly hospital beds.
Jack gave Daniel a look he does during missions. 'Don't interfere, just play along.' Daniel knew that look, so many times.
TBC