Ok I will never own Twilight! (cries)

Special thanks to these fans who rule!

1. Dopey-Genius
2. EdwardsGirl4ever
3. Full Moon Writing
4. Hyper Blood Pixie
5. Leila Wahtson
6. LillyDeCross
7. MrsCullenforeva
8. O Wingless One
9. TheCullenFamily121
10. Twilightgrl717
11. Vampiress-Ariya
12. colourguardqueen
13. fax and mango
14. jn.v13
15. mishacon
16. rach cullen
17. randomnessgirl

Because we love you guys!

Screen Names

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)

Alice- shoppingishmyfuture

Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

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Eddy4life: OMC! Esme is home. Crap!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Why are you scared?

Eddy4life: Because when Esme is mad she can tend to find things other people did to make her mad so she can execute more punishment!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Well you didn't do anything so no worries. Hukuna Matata! (Jbizz: Lion King! Best movie EVER! But I don't own it. ;P)

Eddy4life: Do not quote Lion King at me at a time like this!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Sorry sorry.

Eddy4life: Actually EDWARD! I did do something!

it'snotwhatyouthink: What? What do you mean. You have been with me and Nessie all day...

Eddy4life: Yeah but the other day I was outside and accidentally um... put a teeny tiny little dent in her car.

it'snotwhatyouthink: And?

Eddy4life: And usually she wouldn't notice oor care very much but now that she is fired up she will bring everything she has out. I am frightened!

it'snotwhatyouthink: What could she possibly do?

Eddy4life: Take you away!! MORON!! She is taking Rose from Emmett! OMG! I CAN'T LIVE THROUGH THAT!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Bella we can take care of the dent.

Eddy4life: Fine...

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superqueerface: Hey Bella I have a question...

Eddy4life: What Seth!?

superqueerface: Never mind! I will ask Leah! Geezuz!

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shoppingishmyfuture: AHHAHAH! Seth you are so weird! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW!!

superqueerface: Well geeze I'm not a girl!

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BRB: coulda fooled me!

Eddy4life: Ok what the heck is going on?

it'snotwhatyouthink: A very embarrassing question.

Eddy4life: Huh?

superqueerface: I just was walking through the store and saw these things called tampons and didn't know what they were. So I bought some and like took one out then looked at the instructions but they didn't make much sense.

Eddy4life: SETH!! OMIGOD!

BRB: WTF SETH! EW! YOU PERV!

superqueerface: What? What are they?

it'snotwhatyouthink: Seth they are used during a woman's menstrual cycle-

superqueerface: LALALALALALALA! I don't wanna know anymore!! GAH!!

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BRB: Wow what a queer!

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Eddy4life: ...

shoppingishmyfuture: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Poor kid.

Eddy4life: (passes out)

it'snotwhatyouthink: Bella you can't pass out...

Eddy4life: Oh yeah...

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machonachoman: HOLY CRAP! Esme is piiiiisssed!

shoppingishmyfuture: I told you!

machonachoman: She has sent Rose to an undisclosed location. But I am still allowed to talk to her on chat but other people have to be on.

Eddy4life: Why...oh!

machonachoman: Dang this is gonna suck! I miss my Rose already!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Don't forget about the bet Emmett!

machonachoman: Don't make me rip you into pieces Edward!

Eddy4life: HEY! You will do no such thing!

machonachoman: I will not go down alone! I am gonna tell Esme about the remodeling you did on her car!! HA!

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Eddy4life: NO! I am sooooo dead!

shoppingishmyfuture: Don't worry. I saw this happening so I took care of the dent and the broken mirror.

it'snotwhatyouthink: Broken mirror?

Eddy4life: Um yeah...

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Eddy4life: Hey Rose! Where are you?

FBW: Esme sent me to Texas! God it is HOT here, not that it bothers me much, but still. And it is ALWAYS SUNNY!

Eddy4life: IN PHILADELPHIA!

FBW: No I said Texas...

Eddy4life: It's...nevermind

FBW: So what is my Emmett up to?

shoppingishmyfuture: Nothing much just getting his ass chewed out.

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Jbizz: Ok what is with you people and the dirty language? I am going to have to clean your mouths out with soap!

FBW: Who the hell are you!

Jbizz: Casper

Eddy4life: The friendly ghost?

Jbizz: Sure we'll go with that

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Leila Whatson: What is your problem Jessie?

Eddy4life: Jessie? But I thought you said your name was Casper! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

Leila Whatson: What...you must stop doing this. I don't know if this flashy thing can cause brain issues or not.

Jbizz: Sho Nuff Boss!

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Jbizz: I really hate doing this guys but I am sooooo sorry! (FLASHith)

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Eddy4life: OOOHH HAPPY DAYS! (oh happy days!)

shoppingishmyfuture: You have some issues.

Eddy4life: Only some?

So yeah not the best chappy but I am bored so I just decided to write some more. SOooooooOOOooOOOOOOoOOo yeah!