"Sam…Sam." Vala was pulling on Sam.

Heheheheh

Hehehehe

"You…………you've got to get off the floor. You to Carolyn. I……….I can't breathe... can't breathe."

Hehehe…….woo

"Let me……….let me lay here for a moment."

"Darling you don't know what's been in here."

"I………I can't believe you said that Vala." 'Why don't we all go to Bob's place; the more the merrier.'

"God Vala; I thought I was going to pee in my pants. I would have had to sit there for the rest of the night in my soiled pants."As Carolyn slowly pushed herself up to a sitting position against the wall.

Hehehehe……gosh.

"Oh Carolyn, you should of seen Bob's face when Jack took my arm. God it was priceless." Sam was still reeling on the floor.

"Well my Daniel certainly surprised me by showing up in the first place. He really has become more muscular. I have to start watching his workouts."

"I swear I saw Cam's hair go up a notch, just watching those idiots squirm." Stated Carolyn.

"His hair goes up?"

"I'm a Doctor, and I physically don't know how he does it Sam. It's like General O'Neill; his ears move back and forth when he's teasing you."

"His ears?"

"Yep; I've seen him Sam." Vala chimed in. "Every time he comes to see you, and yes we all know he likes you, his ears have this little twitch. Believe me; every time he addressed Bob, his ears were twitching, a lot."

"Really."

"REALLY." Vala and Carolyn both commented simultaneously.

"Well, ok, but anyway, what about Daniel. I swear I've never seen him so intense. I thought he was going to blow a gasket just sitting there. His nose kinda crinkles when he's annoyed."

Sam imitating Daniel and his crinkled nose.

"I'm well aware of that crinkle Sammie. He does that usually at me. But at least it was directed at Brett. I swear the boob had a hard on everytime I sipped my drink."

"Pleeeease don't call me Sammie." Sam put her hand over her face. "But did you notice how all three of them kept trying to shove those margaritas at us. They are so obvious. They really do think we are idiots." Stated Sam.

"That's the beauty of it Sam." As Vala put her arms around her comrade. "They don't know we know, so we keep on showing we don't know, when we actually do know, what they don't know we know."

Carolyn looked slightly confused. "Well……I think I know what we know. But do the men know we know, that we know, what they think we don't know?"

"I think they know Carolyn, what we know, but won't let on what we know."

Just then a waitress came in.

"Hi, you ladies do you know those three guys at your table before those other guys joined you?"

"No, but they invited themselves to our table; why?" Asked Vala innocently.

"Because we've all been hit on by those three, and they have a reputation of trying to bed every woman in the bar."

"We found that out. Thanks though for the heads up." Stated Sam.

"Well they also like to get women drunk and we don't see the same women with them all the time."

"We figured that one out too." Vala smirked.

"Well, those other guys that joined you don't seem bad. They were really nice to all the waitresses when ordering. I'd say stick with them, not Bob, Mike and Brett. Oh, they make me so mad; I can't stand to wait on them."

"Well we'll let you in on a little secret. We plan on teaching them a lesson, and those other guys are our friends. So keep it under your belt honey, and tonight is every women's night for revenge." Vala smiled her most devious smile.

"By the way, I think one of the girls saw Bob slip something into your margaritas."

"WE KNOW." All three SG1 women answered.

"You know?

"OH YES, WE ALL KNOW."

"Do your friends know?"

"We think they know, what we know, but they're not letting on that they know, we know." Vala stated.

"Well, as long as you know they think you know, then I'll know that you know, and tell the others girls, you know, they know."

"Well, I've got to get back to serving. I do have one question though."

"What's that?" Sam interjected.

"Is the big guy with you dating?"

"NO." All three women stated quite fast.

"Well, I think he's kinda cute, in a big Teddy bear kinda way. He seems really nice. Could you put in a good word for me?"

Vala moved over to look the waitress over. "Darling he has a big appetite. So keep feeding him those chicken wings, extra spicy. You'll have him eating out of your hand."

The waitress smiled back. "I know….I know." And she left.

Sam shook her head. "You are so baad Vala. So bad."

"I know darling……….I know."

Sam fixed herself. "Well, let's get back to the table. I want to see Bob squirm a little. I have a feeling a certain General is in prowler mode. And Mike and Brett are going to be sorry that they messed with us."

"Absolutely ladies….absolutely." Carolyn fixed herself also.

"We are a force to be reckoned with Sam…Carolyn." Nodding her head to both women. "I think it's time to make them feel the heat. Carolyn, do you carry tranquilizers in that medic bag?"

"Why whatever do you have in mind missy?" Sounding like Cam in his southern accent.

"Oh, Carolyn; you really have been spending too much time with Cam." Sam smiled.

"Well, I think a little trip to a certain planet that looks a lot like, what do you Tauri call a very hot planet down under?"

"Australia?" Carolyn interjected.

"Noooo. I mean what they call in Daniel's books, about Greek mythology. You know; the one Xena is always mentioning."

"Xena? Oh, you've been hangin with Teal'c again, haven't you Vala."

"Hey, she can kick butt Sam. I thought you would appreciate such women warriors in history."

"There is no history of…………oh, never mind. I think the word is Tartarus or Hell."

"Yep, that's the one."

"Now Vala, my father would never let an unauthorized trip to another planet, especially that are non SGC personnel."

Vala smiled that Cheshire cat smile again. "He would if he found out they tried to drug his little giiiiirl." Vala purred, putting her arm around Carolyn.

Carolyn smiled back. "That would work."

TBC