So this thing I like to call Twilight, yeah I don't own it. Leila FINALLY helped me out and so this chappy should be better then the last few which were ruled by complete and total boredom. WARNING WARNING WARNING!! Contains suggestive nudity! But please people it isn't like I am gonna describe anything! EW! ;P
Screen Names
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- shoppingishmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
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it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat
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Eddy4life: I coulda gone my whole existence without seeing that!
ifeelyahman: I feel yah man!
it'snotwhatyouthink: That was eternally disturbing!
Eddy4life: Good thing Jake took Nessie! Wow I don't know what that could have done to her...
it'snotwhatyouthink: I would rather not think of how that would ruin what childhood she has left!
ifeelyahman: Hey I was thinking...(Jbizz: I was really thinking this right this moment! ;P) why does the letter K and the letter C sound the same by themselves but CH make the ch sound but KH doesn't?
Eddy4life:...
it'snotwhatyouthink: Jasper you are a moron!
ifeelyahman: At least I didn't enjoy seeing Emmett in the nude!
it'snotwhatyouthink: I DID NOT!!
Eddy4life: ENOUGH! Can someone at least EXPLAIN why he did that!?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Oh I forgot you just walked in after he explained himself. Well...
ifeelyahman: He has mental issues for one...
it'snotwhatyouthink: Well yeah but here is his explanation- "Come on guys! I got bored because well Esme sent Rose away for 2 days so since today was my last day I just decided to go swimming to pass the time."
ifeelyahman: To which I responded "What?! That still doesn't explain why you are stark naked!"
it'snotwhatyouthink: Then Emmett explained ever so stupidly " I am air drying!"
Eddy4life: He...was...what...you...I...EW!!
ifeelyahman: Yes that was my reaction too.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Yes it is a grotesque fact of life.
Eddy4life: But...why?!
ifeelyahman: Like he said he was "air drying"
Eddy4life: I KNOW WHAT HE SAID!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Now Bella love lets not get testy...
Eddy4life: TESTY? TESTY?! I'LL SHOW YOU TESTY!!
ifeelyahman: Why is she so moody?
Eddy4life: BECAUSE I JUST SAW MY BROTHER NAKED!!
ifeelyahman: Aw come on! It aint' like you haven't walked in on him and Rose at least once.
Eddy4life: No actually I haven't but thank you for the MENTAL IMAGES!
ifeelyahman: Chill out Bella! It is just the human body.
Eddy4life: NO NO IT ISN'T! It is a SPARKLING vampire body! And my BROTHER!
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Jbizz: Dang chill out yo! It isn't like you haven't seen lil Eddy here nakey-poo!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Eddy?!
ifeelyahman: nakey-poo?
Eddy4life: That is soooooo different. And YOU know it Casper!
Jbizz: Well geeze! I didn't know it was such a huge production. Maybe they should make it a Broadway Musical. I can see it now Nakey-Poo Emmett on Ice!
Eddy4life: You are not helping things Casper...
Jbizz: I am not here to help...I am here to make them (points to you guys) laugh!
Eddy4life: Who? Where? I don't see anyone!
Jbizz: That is because you are too busy thinking of Nakey-Poo Emmett on Ice!
Eddy4life: Am not
Jbizz: Are too
Eddy4life: AM NOT!!
Jbizz: ARE T-
Leila Whatson has entered chat
Leila Whatson: Ok what is going on here?
Jbizz: Well you remember when your sisters did that whole "air drying" thing?
Leila Whatson: (shudders) Yes
Jbizz: Well Emmett here pulled the same thing...
Leila Whatson: EW!
Jbizz: Yeah and now Bella is making a HUGE deal of it
Leila Whatson: Why?
Jbizz: Thats what I said! So now I said that it should be a Broadway Musical called Nakey-Poo Emmett on Ice since she can't stop thinking of it.
Eddy4life: Can too!
Jbizz: And now she is arguing with me! It is gettin' on my nerves yo!
Leila Whatson: Well maybe we should just let this drop.
it'snotwhatyouthink: My thoughts exactly...
ifeelyahman: I am with Casper!
Jbizz: OH YEAH!!
Leila Whatson: Total Kool Aid moment!
Jbizz: What evz!
Eddy4life: HOW COULD YOU JASPER!
ifeelyahman: Because you keep yelling at me!
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yo yo momma: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE! Edward and Jasper go get Emmett some clothes!
it'snothwatyouthink: Yes mom!
ifeelyahman: Sure thing momz!
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yo yo momma: Bella stop obsessing over naked Emmett and help Alice clean up the water mess he made!
Eddy4life: Ok Esme...
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yo yo momma: And as for you two!
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Jbizz: Coward!
yo yo momma: Now listen up Casper! You should stop starting so much trouble and-
Jbizz: STFU! (FLASHith)
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yo yo momma: Hmm why am I in chat alone? And why do I have the feeling something gross happened today...oh yeah. EMMETT!!
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So I like this chappy! Idk why but I do! If you didn't catch on this chapter was purely Leila's idea. Full idea cred goes to her. She is the genius behind this one. I just write it because well um I really don't know. Maybe because I am a stupid genius so I make people laugh. She is good at the idea and I am good at the wording I guess you could say. Well this turned out to be longer then I expected. Well LEILA you rule! Please review! ;P