Carolyn was on her cell phone in the ladies room. "Hi Daddy."

"Daddy?…….daddy? Since when does the Chief Medical Officer of SGC call me daddy?"

"When the head Doctor needs has a darn good reason to."

"Uh huh."

Giggle

Giggle

"What was that I heard?"

"Oh nothing daddy, just the music in the background.?

"So what does my only daughter need to call me for in the middle of the night?"

"Oh, daddy you're so suspicious. Can't a girl call her father once in awhile?"

"What did you do young lady?"

"Now dad, what makes you think I've done anything? I mean I am 29, and a capable adult."

"29? Whispered Vala and Sam.

Shhhhh, guys

"You're 30 Carolyn Boviea' Lam, and as surprising as this call may be, I know you are off base with Colonel Carter and one Vala Mal Doran."

Man he's good.

"Hellooooo, Carolyn; are you there?"

"Dad says hi ladies."

"Hello Sir." Sam answered.

"Hello General, were just out……….

"Not now Vala." Carolyn miffed.

"Huh, Oh, yeah dad. I have a favor to ask, you know, kinda of a small favor."

"I'm…….. listening" Landry yawns.

"What would you do dad if some slime balls, somehow, tried to, oh say drug a certain elite group under your command, and wanted to take advantage of them after being drugged?"

Giggle

Giggle

There was a short pause. "Dad…….dad?"

"Would these slime balls deserve punishment, by this elite group under my command?"

"Oh yes daddy; oh yes they would."

"Ok, and what would be this little favor?"

"Go on, where right behind you Carolyn." Sam nudged.

"Yep, right behind you darling." Vala winked.

"Well there's this little planet, that Sam and Vala know of that has, well the appearance of hell, and we thought we could let them pay a little visit, you know to teach them a wee bit of a lesson."

"Carolyn, now you know that………..

"Daaaaad, they tried to drug us, and who knows who else they've done that to and I'm your daughter. Now have I ever asked you for anything; so please."

"Yes pleeeease?"

"VALA." Carolyn and Sam smirked.

"Ok….Ok." Vala huffed.

"Carolyn, I'm sure Colonel Carter can tell you, it's not protocol to have unauthorized civilians go thru the stargate. Do you know the problems that could arrive if they were harmed in any way?"

"I have tranquilizeeers." Carolyn hummed.

"Carolyn."

"Daddy."

"Carolyn?"

"Tell him about the mind device used on me. Ask if we can borrow it." Stated Vala.

"Borrow it?" Landry responded.

"Dad heard that Vala."

"So…….yes or no?"

"I know Colonel Carter is there, so let me speak to her."

"Dad wants to speak to you Sam." Carolyn pushed her cell phone towards Sam.

"Me, ah, why?" Sam backed up.

"He's my dad, and he's a General. Need I say more missy; here." Handing Sam her cell.

"Hel…..hello Sir."

"Colonel Carter, is my daughter drunk?"

"Nooooo, I mean no Sir. We are just out for the evening and….and these deplorable men wanted to drug us and have a their way with us."

"Oh, good Sam, why don't you just call him daddy too." As Vala folded her arms.

"Colonel Carter, Vala is there too, isn't she?'

"Yes Sir." Sam said timidly.

"Let me speak to her."

Sam handed Vala the phone. "Vala is Colonel Carter and Carolyn drunk?"

"Oh, no General. Believe me I would know. We just want a little revenge and that's it."

"Well why didn't they just say so?"

"Kids, what can you say General." Both Carolyn and Sam sneered at Vala.

"I have a better ideal. Why don't I just pay a visit to whatever bar you're at, and maybe we don't have to use violence or memory loss."

"Why General, are you volunteering to join us plan our little revenge?"

Both Sam and Carolyn are shaking their heads vigorously no.

"Yes, now give me the address."

Carolyn and Sam are still shaking their heads, along with cutting their throats to Vala. "555 Washington St."

"Good, I'll be there in half an hour. Make sure you save some wings for me."

"Yes General, will be more than happy to, bye."

Sam and Carolyn just glared back.

"What?"

TBC