MMKay! Peoples I hate to post a chapter that is all author note so this might be sorta long before the story starts but it is IMPORTANT!! Ok so like 2 or 3 people have messeged me saying that the whole me and Leila being in the story ruins it. Now that is totally fine cuz we wanna hear what you have to say...but I don't want to stop putting us in there until I get a vote. So vote yes if you want to keep us in or no if you want us out. Leave your vote in a review or in a PM so that we can make our decision. Thanks so much peeps! -Jessie
Alright I don't own Twilight! Why do you keep reminding me!! (cries self to sleep)
Screen Names:
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- myfutureishshopping
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
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ifeelyahman has entered chat
Eddy4life: Jasper is this going to be a normal day of chat?
ifeelyahman: Do I look like a weather man to you?
Eddy4life: What?
ifeelyahman: Well weather guys sorta see the future yah know.
Eddy4life:...
ifeelyahman:...
Eddy4life: You are a moron...go get Alice.
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shoppingishmyfuture: No
Eddy4life: DANGIT!
ifeelyahman: Well maybe if we run we can get away before...
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machonachoman: HEY GUYS!
ifeelyahman: Isn't Rose back?
machonachoman: Well yeah but you know how "they" say that you don't know what you've got til it's gone?
ifeelyahman: Yeah...
machonachoman: Well apparently in my case when it comes back you forget that you have it...
Eddy4life: Riiiite
shoppingishmyfuture: That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard!
Eddy4life: Dumber then Jasper's weather man comment?
shoppingishmyfuture:...that is the second dumbest thing I have ever heard!
ifeelyahman: WOOH!! I'm #1!!
Eddy4life: That is not something to be proud of...
ifeelyahman: You are just jealous of my #1ness!
Eddy4life: Of course I am...
shoppingishmyfuture: Ugh! Stop arguing you psychopaths!
ifeelyahman: Actually I am an empath.
shoppingishmyfuture: JASPER HALE! Don't test me!
ifeelyahman: Yes ma'am!
machonachoman: Wow
Eddy4life: OH! Emmett I forgot about you.
machonachoman: You...you...FORGOT! (cries)
Eddy4life: You can't...ugh never mind. No Emmett thats not what I meant!
machonachoman: No I see what it's like.
shoppingishmyfuture: (slaps Emmett)
machonachoman: OUCH!
Eddy4life: She didn't even touch you...
machonachoman: It hurt virtually
Eddy4life: MMHMMM!
machonachoman: GUESS WHY!
Eddy4life: No
shoppingishmyfuture: NO!
ifeelyahman: no
machonachoman: Man you people are no fun. Fine then I am forced to torture you.
shoppingishmyfuture: Oh god!! Emmett please
machonachoman: THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT! DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND WASHED THE SPIDER OUT! OUT CAME THE SUN AND DRIED UP ALL THE RAIN AND THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER CRAWLED UP THE SPOUT AGAIN!
Eddy4life: OMIGOD! Not nursery rhymes!!
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Eddy4life: PANSY!
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Eddy4life: What the heck! Nooooo!!
machonachoman: LITTLE MISS MUFFETT SAT ON HER TUFFETT EATING HER CURTS AND WAY! WHEN ALONG CAME A SPIDER WHO SAT DOWN BESIDE HER AND FRIGHTENED MISS MUFFETT AWAY!
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machonachoman: I can ride my bike with no handle bars nooo handle bars! (Jbizz: Teehee! That song just came on!)
So I hope you liked it. Please send in your votes! TANKIES!