Vala was looking around their surroundings. "You know somehow these margaritas seem to make this bathroom look better."

"As long as were not eating here, is fine by me." Stated Sam.

"Well, this is all nice and cozy guys, but I bet my father is already here. I don't want to look out and see WWlll going on."

"Oh Carolyn you worry to much. Plus we have a natural spy at our availability…….and here she is."

The waitress had entered, carrying a tray of drinks.

"Hi guys, here's three more margaritas, and heads up. There are some guys in suits that showed up with an older guy. He looks official and he's been talking to your friends."

Carolyn immediately approached the waitress. "Oh god, what's the older guy doing?"

"Well, not trying to be nosy, but I delivered some more wings to tall and handsome, and overheard something about you three being dangerous."

All three women were surprised. "WHAT?"

"Well something about one of you being a Doctor and doing something in 20 states. But whatever the older guy said, it made our resident slime balls go white as sheets.'

"REEEALLY." Again Carolyn, Vala and Sam answered.

"Well, thank you dear, we'll take it from here." Vala masterfully scooted the waitress out.

Vala had her back to the door. "Seeee. I told you don't underestimate your father. Though I would like to know about the 20 states thing you did Carolyn."

"I haven't done anything in 20 states…… that I know of."

"Now Carolyn, I'm pretty sure there's a good explanation." Surmised Sam. "But let's look at this as part of our mission. Obviously your dad has made those three bugs squirm and the guys most be in on it, so lets go out and see what happens."

"Sam's right Carolyn. We can't stay in the bathroom forever, and I think someone is going to get a little suspicious that margaritas are being delivered to the bathroom."

"Well ladies, we are going into the twilight zone, via General Landry." Sam speaking in an English accent. "I say, why don't we carry on, and off with their heads." Crossing her hand across her throat.

Vala and Carolyn looked at Sam as if she had a little too much to drink.

You know Sam; no more pink margaritas for you." Vala took her glass.

"Ok…ok. Well ladies lets just play it by ear. I'm sure we can handle anything thrown our way, and don't forget, it for a good cause." Said Sam.

Vala chimed in. "You mean humiliating those dead beats, till they beg for mercy."

"Yep." Both Sam and Carolyn nodding yes.

Sam grabbed her margarita from Vala. "Let's toast to their downward spiral into oblivion or whatever comes first."

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Landry's radio crackled in. "Sir, Pelham 1, 2 and 3 are on their way out. According to our sources."

"Play it cool gentlemen." Stated Landry. "I'll be close and like I said, Jack and his men will protect you."

"Now wait a min………….

Jack moved closer. "Shhhh Bob. One wrong move and it could get ugly, for all of you. Uhmm……..uh here they come."

Carolyn, Sam and Vala moved over towards the table, smiling seductively. Sam immediately noticed the four men in black suits.

Isn't that SG4? Oh, this better be good General.

"Oh, good you're still here Mike. I was just telling my friends that Mike is a keeper. I can't believe we almost thought you guys were nerds. I like my boyfriends cute and cuddly."

Mike gulped and was starting to sweat even more. "Carolyn……hehehe you know, I have to get up early tomorrow and I was thinking maybe a……..a rain check is in order."

Vala had already picked up on the three men's nervousness. Vala started running her finger down Brett's nose. "Darling, you are positively adorable. I bet going back to your place will be nice and cozy."

Sam chimed in leaning over to Bob. "Oh, the nights just beginning and Bob, we except your invite. I know we are just going to have loads of fun." Sam looked towards Jack. "Vala was right, the more the merrier; hmmmm?"

"Ah…….ah, Mike is right, you know we probably should take a rain check. We forgot that we only have one car and Mike is the designated driver. We……we just hate to leave you ladies, but I'm sure Jack or Cam or any of these guys would be happy to stay and buy you another round of drinks." Stated Bob, while his leg was tapping nervously.

"Oh, no…..no we insist you stay there Bob. It's really rude to buy a girl drinks and leave. I think you owe them a little of your time tonight. After all, the night is young and we have all the time in the world." Jack smiled.

You idiot, were trying to get rid of them. Bob and Mike thought. Brett seemed to be terrified of any thought at the moment.

"Jack here is right." Cam slapping him on the back. "I heard one of you are a Doc or something; isn't that right Daniel?"

"Huh……uh yeah. I'm sure we would all benefit from a little loving care or being examined, or something like that."

Both Cam and Jack gave Daniel a side perplexed look. Daniel hunched his shoulder. "Well something doctor…ish."

You really are bad at this aren't you space monkey. Thought Jack.

"You know I have my Doctors bag in the car." Interupted Carolyn. "I could really show you guys how a Doctor operates."

Mike's right eye starting blinking uncontrollably. Bob's right leg started shaking more and Brett was near cationic.

"Mike darling, is something in your eye? You should let Carolyn take a look. I don't know what she can do, but she's real good about taking care of something like that."

Mike was about to pass out, when General Landry stepped in. "Alright ladies the jig is up. We know who you are and these guys were going to be your next victims."

Vala smiled at the General. "Well…well…well. Look ladies it's our old nemesis. Now why would you think these guys are victims. Bob, Mike and Brett were just showing us a good time."

"Yeah, we weren't going to do anything to them. Just ask Carolyn." Said Sam.

Carolyn leaned back, brushing her hair out of her face. "Now what would I do to them, that I don't always do to men like Mike?" Carolyn winked at her father.

"Remember the parts in twenty states? Trying to make this twenty one…..Doc?"

"Parts? Carolyn asked.

"You know how you left that guy in parts in twenty states. His poor mother only had a tattoo to identify him with. Thank goodness it said mother."

Vala and Sam picked up on Bob and his cronies nervousness on the mention of body parts.

"Oh Caroylnnnnn; I thought you said only 19. We had no idea that she did twenty states."

"You are always spoil our fun Mr. Landry." Sam figured what the hell, go for it. "Bob and Brett you don't believe we were going to hurt you, do you? Sam smiled at both men and they were starring back at all three women in disbelief.

Bob started to get up to leave. Brett was close behind, while Mike had passed out.

"I'm out of here. We…….we don't want any part of this. We…..we want to go, NOW." Bob almost turned over the table getting up.

"Sorry guys, but we have to locate you out of town." Landry motioned over his men in black suits. "Get the van ready. I think these guys need their final briefing. Take their clothes, ID, anything that these ladies could trace. Bring the van around for transportation. Jack I want you to be in charge of re locating these guys."

"Now…….now wait a minute, we…you have no right to take anything from……

Carolyn interrupted. "Now Bob, I'm disappointed in you. You told us you wanted to take us back to your place. At least Mike……nudging his unconscious body. "At least Mike wants to stay and play with us. I don't like those who don't want to stay and play."

Landry continued to put the pressure on. "Yeah, like you did to those other two guys that you wanted to play with. At least you could do was leave a trace of what you did to them. I get tired of you ladies escaping and run your house of fun."

"Well Brett, you bought us drinks and everything." Vala winked. "Now what's a women to think when a man does that? I just may have to spank you for that."

Brett winced. Bob moved back a couple of steps seeing Sam staring at him.

Sam stood up to be close to Bob. "Now Bobbsy wobsy." Sam started running her fingers down Bobs shirt. "My friends and I want to play, and Mr. Landry is no obstacle to us when we find what we want. We don't like our pre……I mean our guys to get away from us. It doesn't sit well with us. Does it ladies?"

Both Carolyn and Vala smiled and evil grin. And nodded oh, so slow.

Oh, I've got to see if this a movie here. Thought Cam.

Man this is good. I need some popcorn. Thought Jack.

Sam…….Carolyn? Vala maybe, but Sam and Carolyn? Thought Daniel.

I believe that waitress is winking at me. Thought Teal'c.

TBC