MMkay peeps! This is a chapter were the Cullens wipe me and Leila out (no they don't kill us) Just read and find out. LOVE TO YOU PEOPLES! (peoples really is a word!;P)
Oh yeah and I don't own Twilight...GASP!
Screen Names:
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- myfutureishshopping
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
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Jbizz: Ok Bella! Ruining my myspace is sooo not cool!
Eddy4life: Well ruining my family's memories is not cool.
Jbizz: How did you even find out about that?
Eddy4life: Well my shield protected me against your stupid brain washing device!
Jbizz: Damn it! Fine what are the conditions?
Eddy4life: Ok you leave me and my family alone and I will not kill you...
Jbizz: Sounds fair enough to me.
Eddy4life: Oh and you better tell me your real name "Casper"
Jbizz: Why would I do that? You could be a stalker or a rapist like Emmett's Lima beans!!
Eddy4life: Do I look like a stalker?
Jbizz: That's the point...I can't see you!
Eddy4life: DANGIT! Just leave us alone and tell me your friggin name!
Jbizz: Fine fine don't need to get all testy dang!
Eddy4life: I am waiting
Jbizz: Jessie! Ok are you happy now you cretin!
Eddy4life: Cretin eh? I am soooo telling Edward!
Jbizz: Eh eh eh! Can't do that because then I wouldn't be able to leave you alone!
Eddy4life: Too shay!
Jbizz: I don't think that is how you spell it.
Eddy4life: Who asked you anyways?
Jbizz: No one! Can I not have an opinion?
Eddy4life: No you really can't/
Jbizz: Oh you are so on glitter girl!
Eddy4life: Glitter girl?
Jbizz: Yeah since you sparkle...wow you vampyres are so slow.
Eddy4life: It is spelled vampires...
Jbizz: Maybe in your book but in the book I am reading now it is spelled with a y!
Eddy4life: Moron...
So now we are officially out of the series! Well except for the fact that we write the stuff but still...you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down!!