Right so I am a moron and have no idea what the heck AU means so if someone could be so kind as to tell me. Tankies!
Nobody on this friggin site owns Twilight...that is why we must write for this site...duh! And I also don't own Vegitales!
Screen Names:
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- myfutureishshopping
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Eddy4life has entered chat
ifeelyahman has entered chat
it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat
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machonachoman has entered chat
shoppingishmyfuture: GAH! Why does Rose have to be so stuck up?
Eddy4life: What do you mean?
shoppingishmyfuture: Well I asked her to come on chat but noooo she won't because she is a bootie head!
it'snotwhatyouthink: A what?
ifeelyahman: An ass hole...
it'snotwhatyouthink: Oh...why didn't she just say that?
shoppingishmyfuture: Because maybe I didn't feel like it! Maybe I wanted to act like I could stay the same age forever when in reality that is impossible!!
Eddy4life: Alice dear, you are staying the same age forever...
shoppingishmyfuture: Oh...OK! :D
ifeelyahman:...
machonachoman: Hmmmm I think we should play a game!
shoppingishmyfuture: OOO That is a great idea Emmett!
machonachoman: Well thank you!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Ugh..
Eddy4life: Well I am glad that you three are all on the same page but um me and Jasper over here are wondering what the hell is going on...
ifeelyahman: I'm with Bella.
machonachoman: Lets play secrets...muhahaha!
Eddy4life: Huh?
shoppingishmyfuture: It is like Truth or Dare only there are no dares. And since we are on laptops we won't have to risk Carlisle or Esme hearing. MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Eddy4life: I'm game!
ifeelyahman: Same
it'snotwhatyouthink: Ugh! Bella why must you go along with there antics?
Eddy4life: Oh come one Eddy! There are no secrets in this house and if there are then they shall be revealed! MUHAHA!
shoppingishmyfuture: Wow we are doing a lot of evil laughing today! MUAHAHA!
machonachoman: Not Jasper or Eddy...
ifeelyahman: Mu...ha...ha?
shoppingishmyfuture: Come on Jazz you gotta' put more feeling into it! Like this MUAHAHAHAHA!
ifeelyahman: No thanks.
machonachoman: What about you Eddy?
it'snotwhatyouthink:...
shoppingishmyfuture: He isn't going to talk if you call him Eddy.
machonachoman: WHAT! But Bella calls you Eddy all the time!
Eddy4life: I do NOT!
machonachoman: Uh...your screen name is Eddy4life.
Eddy4life: That is just cuz Edward4life looked sorta strange.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Are you saying my name is strange love?
Eddy4life: No! I love your name! It is very...sexy!! :D
shoppingishmyfuture: NOT NOW YOU TWO!
Eddy4life: Fine! (pouts)
machonachoman: On with the game! MUHAHAHAHA!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Who is going first Alice?
it'snothwatyouthink: ok
Eddy4life:...
shoppingishmyfuture: Emmett is first
machonachoman: Ok I will ask...Bella!
Eddy4life: Dear lord!
machonachoman: The lord can't save you now hon!
Eddy4life: Just ask me Emmett!
it'snotwhatyouthink: EMMETT! That is NONE of your business!
machonachoman: On the contrary my friend. I think it is my business!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Grrrr
machonachoman: Bella...do you still hold the V card?
Eddy4life: ...
machonachoman: Come on Bella you have to answer!
Eddy4life: No
machonachoman: Yes yes you do!
Eddy4life: NO EMMETT! No is the answer you moron!
machonachoman: GASP!
ifeelyahman: GASP!
shoppingishmyfuture: (giggles)
Eddy4life: Oh come off it guys! It's not like it wasn't expected!
machonachoman: (sniffle) Jazzy our lil girl is growin up! (sniffle)
Eddy4life: No I'm not! I am a vampire...
machonachoman: Well geeze you don't have to take everything so serious!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Ok now that you are done tormenting my wife...Emmett!
machonachoman: Yes?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Have you ever thought of another woman while with Rose?
machonachoman: I don't have to answer that...
Eddy4life: On the contrary my good friend. You do!
machonachoman: Yes...but don't tell Rose!!
ifeelyahman: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
machonachoman: SHUT UP JASPER! Fine...
ifeelyahman:...
machonachoman: Jasper have you ever used your power against Alice just so you wouldn't have to go shopping?
shoppingishmyfuture: :(
ifeelyahman: Maybe once or twice...
shoppingishmyfuture: JASPER HALE!! How COULD YOU!! (dry sobs)
Eddy4life: It's ok Alice...
shoppingishmyfuture: Oh you are so kind Bella!
Eddy4life: What? What did I do?
shoppingishmyfuture: You said you would go shopping with me!
Eddy4life: No I didn't
shoppingishmyfuture: But you will!! HEHE!
ifeelyahman: Thank you Bella.
Eddy4life: But I...
ifeelyahman: PLEASE!
Eddy4life: fine...
shoppingishmyfuture: EEP!
Eddy4life: Ok but now I must ask Eddy a question! Hmmmm! OOOOO I know!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Yes?
Eddy4life: What did Alice dress you up as when she gave you a makeover? (Jbizz: Remember in one of the early chapters this was mentioned.)
it'snotwhatyouthink: Um...I don't think this is necessary.
Eddy4life: Oh but it is!
it'snotwhatyouthink: The Cucumber from Vegitales.
Eddy4life: Ok...I am no going to HAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry couldn't help it.
it'snotwhatyouthink: It is really not that funny...
Eddy4life: Aw Edward I'm sorry! (kisses)
it'snotwhatyouthink: Ok I forgive you :)
machonachoman: (cough) whipped (cough cough)
it'snotwhatyouthink: SHUT IT EMMETT!!
machonachoman: Alice you are the only one not to have a question!
shoppingishmyfuture: Well look at the time I better get going...
shoppingishmyfuture has left
machonachoman: Oh she will pay for that!
ifeelyahman: You had better not touch my wife!
machonachoman: Oh I won't...
machonachoman has left chat
ifeelyahman: What is he thinking?
it'snotwhatyouthink: You better go stop him fast Jasper!
ifeelyahman has left chat
Eddy4life: What was he thinking?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Oh he just went to play Halo. (Jbizz: Oops! Don't own that either!)
Eddy4life: oooo you are good!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Let's
Eddy4life: go to your room?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Well I was going to say "let's go hunting" but I like your idea too.
Eddy4life: I could use something to eat...
it'snotwhatyouthink: But that can wait...
it'snotwhatyouthink has left chat
Eddy4life: Men!
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Soooo! Yeah this one was sooo much longer then any of the other ones! I hope you liked it! Oh and guess what...I baked you people cookies so (hands out cookies) there! That is how much I appreciate all the love and support!